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Title: The Cab Driver Goes to Heaven
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Published: Feb 8, 2008
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Post Date: 2008-02-08 18:09:25 by richard9151
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The Cab Driver Goes to Heaven A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven. A preacher is next in line behind the cabby and has been watching these proceedings with interest. He announces himself to St. Peter. Upon scanning the preacher's entry in the Big Book, St. Peter furrows his brow and says, "Okay, we'll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff." The preacher is astonished and replies, "But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher than a cabbie." St. Peter responded matter-of-factly: "This is heaven and up here, we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the cabbie drove his taxi, people prayed."
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#1. To: richard9151 (#0)
I drove a taxi. I knocked my sideview mirror off more than once. I nearly had women crying in the back, heh heh.
If you do not know who you are, you are maimed.- Jimmy Cantrell
lol
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lol! I thought it deserved a little recognition, except the artist appears to be nameless ;P
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#2. To: richard9151 (#0)
I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it.-T Jefferson
#3. To: All, *Humor-Weird News* (#2)
I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it.-T Jefferson
#4. To: robin (#3)
#5. To: Pinguinite (#4)
I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it.-T Jefferson
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