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Title: Poor Old Man
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Published: Feb 13, 2008
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Post Date: 2008-02-13 20:49:59 by richard9151
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I think I know this guy..... Hell! There are times I think I am this guy!! Well, except for the 25 year old wife, of course..... oh, and the rich part..... and the huge luxury apartment, and the lots of money.... shit. The only that works is when I forget where I live.... must some kind of a message in there somwhere.....

Poor Old Man

An old man is sitting on a park bench crying. A young man is walking by and asks him why he's crying. The old man says, "I'm retired and I have lots of money, a huge luxury apartment, a beautiful 25 year old wife who loves me and has sex with me twice a day" The young man says, "Well then why the hell are you crying!?"

The old man replies, "I can't remember where I live!"

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#1. To: richard9151 (#0)

"I can't remember where I live!"

Long time ago, when I drove a taxi, I stopped one morning at a convenience store. As I was pulling out I saw this old man walking across the parking lot carrying a small bag. I assumed it was his breakfast.

Since it was cold and drizzly, I asked him if he wanted a ride, no charge. Walking as he was, he had to only live a block or two away.

When I got him in the car, and he gave me his address, I realized he had been walking in the wrong direction. He was totally rational and lucid, and told me he had lived in his house for 40 years, remembered the address...but couldn't remember where his house was at.

If you do not know who you are, you are maimed.- Jimmy Cantrell

YertleTurtle  posted on  2008-02-13   20:55:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Poor McCain.

MUDDOG  posted on  2008-02-13   21:02:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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