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Title: Guess Who?
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Published: Feb 14, 2008
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Post Date: 2008-02-14 19:33:45 by richard9151
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Now you all know there was no resisting this one..... Guess Who? A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he's doing. "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer."
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#1. To: richard9151, *Humor-Weird News* (#0)
CHRISTMAS DIVORCE A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York CHRISTMAS EVE and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer" the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced", she shouts. "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're both coming for Christmas and paying their own way."
That, is clear as a bell.
When a man who is honestly mistaken hears the truth, he will either quit being mistaken or cease to be honest.
Dang but those old men are smart. I can hardly wait till I get there!
When a man who is honestly mistaken hears the truth, he will either quit being mistaken or cease to be honest.
Why do we fall sir? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. -- Alfred, Batman Begins
#2. To: richard9151, Henry Waxman (#0)
Are one, or both, Henry Waxman?
#3. To: Jethro Tull (#2)
both,
#4. To: farmfriend (#1)
"Okay," he says, "they're both coming for Christmas and paying their own way."
#5. To: richard9151 (#4)
Dang but those old men are smart. I can hardly wait till I get there!
Why do we fall sir? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. -- Alfred, Batman Begins
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