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Title: The George W. Bush Presidential Library
Source:
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Published: Feb 17, 2008
Author: A Nony Mouse
Post Date: 2008-02-17 11:46:04 by Horse
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Views: 144
Comments: 5
The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. You'll want to be the first at your corporation to make a contribution to this great man's legacy. The Library will include: The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to even show up. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one has been able to find). The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour. The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery. Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop - where you can buy (or just steal) an election. The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators. Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 7/8 scale model of the President's ego. To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate them. When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father's.
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#1. To: Horse (#0)
The boyhood room where you can blow up frogs. The businessman room where you can lose millions and ruin companies. The skull & bones room where you can get in a coffin and well, you know...
There is an mummified murderer at a criminal museum in Thailand. Apparently it can't be hotlinked too, so I replaced the image above with one appropriate for Bush. If he wants to top pop, he can go to the Hague for his war crimes trail, get properly executed as he deserves, and have his remains displayed in this fashion. It would be his style, top what his pop has in his prez museum, and satisfy the hell out of a majority of Americans. Hey, he can't satisfy a majority alive, and if it takes this to finally get him to unite people, I'm all for it.
#3. To: Ferret Mike (#2)
The world agrees with you.
Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/LatestWhat a fun post - thanks.
#2. To: lodwick (#1)
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Replies to Comment # 2. Hey, he can't satisfy a majority alive, and if it takes this to finally get him to unite people, I'm all for it.
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