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Title: Ivory Coast's 'big-bottom' craze (PC ALERT!)
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BBC
URL Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7233565.stm
Published: Feb 18, 2008
Author: John James
Post Date: 2008-02-18 17:04:46 by Jethro Tull
Keywords: None
Views: 388
Comments: 23
Poster Comment: A national dance craze in Ivory Coast has spawned a black market in treatments claiming to increase one's bottom size. The dance in question has been inspired by DJ Mix and DJ Eloh's hit song Bobaraba, which means "big bottom" in the local Djoula language. When it plays you can be guaranteed that the dance floor will be packed with people shaking their derrieres. Even Ivorian footballers have adopted the moves and could be seen wiggling their bottoms in a curious on-pitch dance after each goal scored during the just-ended Africa Nations Cup. However, doctors have warned of the possible dangers of some of the concoctions on sale. While the dance has been embraced by both sexes, DJ Mix says it was inspired by women. "We made it as a tribute to women, because African women are defined by the shape of their bottoms," he says.
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#1. To: Jethro Tull (#0)
When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Jethro... Remind me to drive by and put a reading and viewing filter on you puter.
Them people ain't right.
When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.
If whites were found to be responsible for making African women undergo procedures to enlarge their already ample butts, and then force them to dance like a colony of fire ants were poured down their pants for amusement sake, we'd be hunted down and beheaded. But since it's obviously a simple matter of cultural diversity, all we can do is not stare at the spectacle and pretend what we're seeing is all perfectly normal.
Uh huh.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. There is plenty of room here for comment, however, the PC police would be after me.
That's why I offered the story without comment and gave the PC Alert warning. I still find myself laughing at funny stuff, without considering the layers of white racism hidden deep inside me. I'm a work in progress.
I'll alert Abe Foxman. Sounds like you need to be on his hit list. Welcome to the club.
Big Bottoms Pink Torpedo Jason Mraz - Big Bottoms Lyrics The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo Big bottom, big bottom I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights Big bottom, big bottom 'He will make Cheney look like Gandhi.' Thank you, Esso. Please tell Abe. I know it's me. I mean with all the trouble the Ivory Coast has; AIDS, poverty, unemployment, and crime what's wrong with enlarging ones ass to the size of a Buick and doing a booty dance until the witch doctor comes home?
hilarious
Two wings of the same bird. Vote all you want, the flight plan doesn't change.
it being Presidents day and different strokes for different folks...
'He will make Cheney look like Gandhi.' You know the signs in the Zoo?? Dont feed the monkeys???? Well, please dont encourage Jethro. I have to live nearby.
You braggin' or complaining?
Hint...I "carry" in case I meet him on the street.
'He will make Cheney look like Gandhi.' Cyni, Flintlock pistols don't count.
The Archbishop of Genoa once said that, although the Vatican was against the cloning of humans, an exception might be made in the case of Sophia Loren. Please, no more Jerry Lewis.
'He will make Cheney look like Gandhi.'
#2. To: YertleTurtle (#1)
Lord Acton
#3. To: Jethro Tull (#0)
#4. To: James Deffenbach (#2)
(Edited)
#5. To: YertleTurtle, cynicom (#1)
#6. To: YertleTurtle (#4)
Them people ain't right.
Lord Acton
#7. To: Jethro Tull (#5)
#8. To: Cynicom (#7)
(Edited)
#9. To: Jethro Tull (#8)
I still find myself laughing at funny stuff, without considering the layers of white racism hidden deep inside me. I'm a work in progress.
#10. To: Jethro Tull (#8)
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
U.S. conservative pundit Pat Buchanan, imagining presidential hopeful John McCain in the White House.
#11. To: Esso (#9)
#12. To: robin (#10)
#13. To: Jethro Tull (#5)
If whites were found to be responsible for making African women undergo procedures to enlarge their already ample butts, and then force them to dance like a colony of fire ants were poured down their pants for amusement sake, we'd be hunted down and beheaded. But since it's obviously a simple matter of cultural diversity, all we can do is not stare at the spectacle and pretend what we're seeing is all perfectly normal.
#14. To: Jethro Tull (#12)
U.S. conservative pundit Pat Buchanan, imagining presidential hopeful John McCain in the White House.
#15. To: christine (#13)
#16. To: robin, Blue MOON (#14)
#17. To: Cynicom, Jethro Tull (#15)
Well, please dont encourage Jethro. I have to live nearby.
#18. To: Esso, like a puppet on a string with a 200 pound ass (#17)
#19. To: Esso (#17)
#20. To: Jethro Tull (#16)
U.S. conservative pundit Pat Buchanan, imagining presidential hopeful John McCain in the White House.
#21. To: Cynicom (#19)
#22. To: robin (#20)
#23. To: Jethro Tull (#22)
U.S. conservative pundit Pat Buchanan, imagining presidential hopeful John McCain in the White House.
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