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Title: The Wrong Way
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Published: Feb 18, 2008
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Post Date: 2008-02-18 17:35:45 by richard9151
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The Wrong Way

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Jethro, I just heard on the news that there''s a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Jethro, "It's hundreds of them!"

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#1. To: richard9151 (#0)

"It's not just one car," said Jethro, "It's hundreds of them!"

When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.

YertleTurtle  posted on  2008-02-18   19:51:46 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

lol!

'He will make Cheney look like Gandhi.'
U.S. conservative pundit Pat Buchanan, imagining presidential hopeful John McCain in the White House.

robin  posted on  2008-02-18   20:18:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Jethro

That would work..... but I may have had a different Jethro in mind......

When a man who is honestly mistaken hears the truth, he will either quit being mistaken or cease to be honest.

richard9151  posted on  2008-02-18   21:53:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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