"Ima keep it funky with you. Ask 10 niggas you know why they should vote for Obama, but tell them niggas to LEAVE OUT the fact that he resembles a nigga. I bet you NONE of them could answer. I think its because this nigga managed to get niggas to WANNA vote. I get phone calls from felon niggas that got out of jail from when we was HIGH SCHOOL telling me they gonna vote for Obama:
Ayo son son, I was in the crib watchin this nigga Obama speak doggz. Yo, this nigga on POINT, B - Some Felonious Nigga, 2008
Nigga, God damnit ON POINT ABOUT WHAT?!?
Even though right NOW Im focusing on Obama ass, what the FUCK has that nigga said (lied about) that you aint heard from everyone ELSE!?! Lets run down the list:
Affordable Health Care for all Americans Has ANY of these lyin ass niggas ever heard of CANADA?
Jobs for all Americans Meanwhile niggas like US helping niggas out and we AINT politicians.
End the War See, this is my favorite because all those flag flying, war preachin, anti-cab driver honkeys that went militant on 9/12/2001 and sent Brad and Brody off to war realized they fucked up and now they want them post dramstic stress disorder to come home..)
Obama looks like a good dude, but that nigga aint telling me SHIT the rest of them havent twisted up and said all over again. Now Ima look at his MAIN competition: Hillary Clinton.
DatNiggaPeas said he gonna ride with her, but honestly doggz WHY? You said she would be good for young niggas, but the ONLY time you ever seen this bitch around niggas was when BILL was there. See, that slick dick large fries, gettin brain from a bitch with Altoids in her mouth ass nigga is LOVED in the ghetto, cause once that nigga got on NATIONAL TV damnit, and RE-WORDED what he did and WON, he earned my respect. That nigga gettin dome, probably gave that nasty bitch the launch codes, told her how ice cold Hillary pussy is AND STILL aint get fully impeached and niggas everywhere tipped they fitted hats to that nigga. Where was Hilary, nigga? Planning her rise to power, gettin lie after lie stirred up, waiting for a chance, and now look: Black niggas dont vote for her, but she got every motherfucking WOMAN brainwashed the SAME way Obama got to these niggas that aint never been NEAR a ballot box. Not even an endorsement from Oprah, the queen of everything Winfrey got Obama the woman vote.
On the republican side, you got a nigga that rolls with Chuck fuckin Norris on the REGULAR (and that shit is weird for real) and a psychotic-ass 97 year old former POW war-crazy nigga. That nigga was locked up in a jungle prison for 5 years and notice he aint said ONCE about shutting the war down. He wanna brawl with EVERYTHING doggz and he the one poppin the most shit dude. Talking about Obama and Hilary dont have the experience to WIN a war. Stupid ass white nigga aint hear the war is UNWINABLE, especially when you up against a culture thats fully prepared to strap C-4 to a 3 year old with muscular dystrophy and his 88 year old quadrapelegic grandmother and roll them into a school full of infants.
Bottom line niggas, go ahead and lie to your boss to get out on election day, but if you think a pale-faced, well versed nigga, or a vindictive, cold bitch that dont give a FUCK about some excited niggas voting for her gonna help us, you about as dumb as Al Sharpton AND Jesse Jackson thinkin they could get in office.
Lyin ass politicians. Nigga, we doomed either way. Only debate Im worried about right now is another LCD for my crib off my tax money or a half of LB of Piff to flip. My politics begin in the HOOD nigga.