I picked up a sample ballot today. We will have the following presidential choices in early voting as well as on Election Day (March 4): Hoa Tran (WTF?)
Rudy Giuliani
Fred Thompson
Mitt Romney
John McCain
Duncan Hunter
Mike Huckabee
Ron Paul
Hugh Cort (WTF?)
Alan Keyes
Uncommitted
I wonder how many morons will cast votes for the ones who've dropped out already.