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Title: Farmer and the Cow
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Published: Feb 20, 2008
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Post Date: 2008-02-20 13:27:15 by richard9151
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Farmer and the Cow A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was full the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left foot to a pole. I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too. As soon as I finished milkin'' him again he knocked down the bucket with his with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt. As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain!
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#1. To: richard9151 (#0)
Sounds to me like the "farmer" was "milking" the wrong thing--it keeps referring to how "he" kicked over the bucket.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. This sounds suspiciously like smirk 'milking' the stallion.
Join the Ron Paul Revolution I noticed that.
Sounds like the "farmer" is "milking" the bull to me.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. LOL!! I should have changed the name!!
When a man who is honestly mistaken hears the truth, he will either quit being mistaken or cease to be honest.
Lord Acton
#2. To: richard9151 (#0)
Freedom*Peace*Prosperity
#3. To: James Deffenbach (#1)
t keeps referring to how "he" kicked over the bucket.
Why do we fall sir? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. -- Alfred, Batman Begins
#4. To: farmfriend (#3)
Lord Acton
#5. To: James Deffenbach (#4)
Why do we fall sir? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. -- Alfred, Batman Begins
#6. To: lodwick (#2)
This sounds suspiciously like smirk 'milking' the stallion.
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