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Title: Rufus T Firefly's excellent rejoinder to McLame's fundraising letter
Source: LP
URL Source: http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/ ... .cgi?ArtNum=216861&Disp=24#C24
Published: Feb 21, 2008
Author: Rufus T Firefly
Post Date: 2008-02-21 19:54:09 by James Deffenbach
Keywords: None
Views: 87
Comments: 4

4. To: Blutarsky (#0)

This cries out for an editor's pencil. Here goes (I was only able to stomach the first paragraph. Some one else, if they wish, can continue)

My Friends,

I am writing to you because we must begin to unite as party and prepare for the upcoming election in November. If I am so fortunate as to be the Republican nominee for president, I will stand on STAB THE BACKS OF my conservative convictions FOLLOWERS and offer Americans WHAT THE NY TIMES WILL MIS-CHARACTERIZE AS a clearly conservative approach to governing. But my friends, I cannot succeed in this endeavor without the support of dedicated conservatives FOOLS AND DUPES like you. And today, I write HAVE THE AUDACITY to ask for your support.

Rufus T Firefly posted on 2008-02-21 17:06:17 ET Reply Trace

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#1. To: Pern, Nowhere Man, Blutarsky (#0)

some more great comments on that thread

5. To: Blutarsky (#0)

I wouldn't walk across the street to piss on him if he were on fire, I'm damn sure not giving him a freaking dime!

Stuff it, Mr. Strawberries!

Pern posted on 2008-02-21 17:12:44 ET Reply Trace 6. To: Pern (#5)

I wouldn't walk across the street to piss on him if he were on fire, I'm damn sure not giving him a freaking dime!

I would piss on him after they put the fire out....

NowhereMan

NowhereMan posted on 2008-02-21 17:18:43 ET Reply Trace

9. To: Rufus T Firefly (#4)

I am writing to you because we must begin to unite as party and prepare for the upcoming election in November. If I am so fortunate as to be the Republican nominee for president, I will stand on STAB THE BACKS OF my conservative convictions FOLLOWERS and offer Americans WHAT THE NY TIMES WILL MIS-CHARACTERIZE AS a clearly conservative approach to governing. But my friends, I cannot succeed in this endeavor without the support of dedicated conservatives FOOLS AND DUPES like you. And today, I write HAVE THE AUDACITY to ask for your support.

Will you join my campaign SUBVERSIVE EFFORTS today by making a generous FOOLISH contribution? We will have a hard-fought FUTILE battle against either Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama OUR FUTURE FUHRER, and I know that by joining together AM TRYING TO CONVINCE YOU THAT BY SETTLING FOR ME IN THIS "NO CHOICE" CHARADE, our THE party will prevail on Election Day.

Earlier this month, Senators SOCIALISTS Clinton and Obama raised over $10 million online for their respective campaigns in just a few short days. I know that I must take the time now to replenish my campaign's funds to prepare for what will undoubtedly be the most expensive campaign ASTONISHING DEFEAT for president in our history. That is why I ask you to make an urgent contribution of $25, $50, $100, $250, $500 or more AM BEGGING YOU FOR YOUR MONEY today, SO THAT I DON'T HAVE TO GO BACK TO WORK ANY SOONER THAN NECESSARY TO CONTINUE TO ATTEMPT TO SUBVERT THIS NATION AND UNDERMINE ITS CONSTITUTIONAL UNDERPINNINGS.

SO YOU'RE DAMNED IF YOU SUPPORT ME AND DAMNED IF YOU DON'T YOU SNIVELING SERF!

Blutarsky posted on 2008-02-21 17:39:35 ET Reply Trace

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

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James Deffenbach  posted on  2008-02-21   20:16:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: All (#1)

This election is going to be about big things, not small things deciding which of two communists, both of whom serve the exact same master, you want in the figurehead position. And I intend to fight as hard as I can to ensure that our shared conservative principles prevail to be the communist you pick.

Senators Clinton and Obama want to increase the size of the federal government, raise your taxes, and withdraw our forces from Iraq based on an arbitrary timetable designed for political expediency when they are told to. I intend to reduce the size of the federal government, cut your taxes and win this war lie, distort, deceive and malign honest people and engage in more wars. I have had the distinct honor of serving selling out our great country for many decades and with your support, I will be able to serve sell her out for a little while longer.

I am proud to have come to public office as a foot soldier in the Reagan Revolution. My friends, twenty-five years later, I am still proud to be a conservative liar and it is my greatest hope that you will join me in this sham campaign today. Thank you.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

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James Deffenbach  posted on  2008-02-21   20:36:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: James Deffenbach (#0)

Where's Mandy?

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Tauzero  posted on  2008-02-22   11:08:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Tauzero (#3)

Where's Mandy?

Laying whiskey down at the bar for the sailors I reckon. ;^)

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

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James Deffenbach  posted on  2008-02-22   11:11:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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