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Title: Tough Love
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Published: Feb 25, 2008
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Post Date: 2008-02-25 14:28:19 by richard9151
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Tough Love

A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:

"No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"

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#1. To: richard9151 (#0)

now that's cold ;)

Two wings of the same bird. Vote all you want, the flight plan doesn't change.

christine  posted on  2008-02-25   16:35:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

now that's cold ;)

No lie! Sent a shiver up my back while I was laughing! I do not want to met that woman.

When a man who is honestly mistaken hears the truth, he will either quit being mistaken or cease to be honest.

richard9151  posted on  2008-02-25   17:40:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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