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Title: I recently picked a new primary care doctor.
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Published: Feb 28, 2008
Author: tom007
Post Date: 2008-02-28 12:56:05 by tom007
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Views: 314
Comments: 22

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you Think I'll live to be 80?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'

'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat steaks and barbecued ribs?

'I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

'No,' I said

He looked at me and asked,

'Then, why do you even give a shit...’

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#1. To: All, HOUNDDAWG, MUDDOG, orangedog, robin, lodwick, Jethro Tull, Dakmar, Critter, mirage, Axenolith, IndieTx, Ferret Mike, buckeye, castletrash, Original_Intent, YertleTurtle, tom007, Elliott Jackalope, gengis gandhi, Pinguinite, hammerdown, InsideJob (#0)

ping

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#3. To: tom007 (#1)

amen bump

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'Then, why do you even give a shit...’

To keep posting on 4um.

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