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Title: Sean Hannity, (real name Mordechai Wiesenstein)
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URL Source: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Sean_Hannity
Published: Mar 1, 2008
Author: encyclopediadramatica
Post Date: 2008-03-01 20:22:29 by Itisa1mosttoolate
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Views: 567
Comments: 9
Sean Hannity, (real name Mordechai Wiesenstein) the vocal, patriotic, pretend-Catholic, Irish political pundit represents all that is good about the media. Last Thursday, he had a hole drilled into the middle of his back that connects to his mouth, allowing Dick Cheney to maintain full control of what he says. His turn-ons include performing circumcisions, Boy Scout camping trips, humping the legs of authority figures, and accusing Democrats of emboldening the enemy. His turn-offs are Islam and people who don't agree 100% with everything he says. He is still awaiting legal immigration status to become a US citizen. In early 2004, Hannity graduated with his master's degree in Freedomology 
Sean Hannity in Full Marionette
Outfit. Note separate eyebrow
controls.
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#1. To: Itisa1mosttoolate, Mordechai Wiesenstein (#0)
Now why would anyone pretend to be something they are not? Didn't television castigate us for such nonsense?
Did they? Any links?
#4. To: Itisa1mosttoolate (#2)
Nothing in particular, iitl, more of a long process of growing up watching idiotic television programs pimping statist ideology.
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#2. To: Dakmar (#1)
Didn't television castigate us for such nonsense?
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