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Title: Cowboy Time
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Published: Mar 3, 2008
Author: re
Post Date: 2008-03-03 20:31:54 by tom007
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An old ranch hand drove into town for some supplies and as he passed a Starbucks, he found himself wondering what all the hubbub was about. So he figured he'd take a few minutes and check it out. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so yeah, I guess I am a cowboy.' She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.' They turned back to sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.'
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#1. To: tom007 (#0)
haha..i knew that was coming. ;)
Yeh wasn't hard to figure out. But a little levity in these times can't hurt however stupid.
"Satan / Cheney in "08" that's for sure
The TV part messed it up a little. Cowboys don't need TV.
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