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Title: YertleTurtle Gets Maced
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Published: Mar 8, 2008
Author: YT
Post Date: 2008-03-08 19:56:42 by YertleTurtle
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Views: 468
Comments: 32
So I'm getting gas at this little family-owned gas station down the street when one clerk yells, "That guy's putting candy bars in his pocket!" Some older guy, must have been 70, had put six or seven candy bars in his pocket. One clerk, a woman, grabs him as he tried to walk out the door, the other maces him, which made me and everyone else start coughing and our eyes water, and the old guy sits down on the floor. The cops come and arrest him. Since the girls were handling it just fine, I did not get involved, although I was watching the whole situation. I really didn't want to throw some old guy on the floor because he took a swing at a woman, and thank God, he didn't. First time I've ever seen something like that.
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#1. To: YertleTurtle (#0)
I saw an elderly woman doing a fast-change money scam in a gas station a few years ago. The clerk never saw it coming. I didn't say a thing--everybody needs a hobby.
Shut your whore mouth, Mr. President.
We have only your word that you are totally innocent of any part of this horrible crime. We will wait for the police report and note from your wife.
I was standing there praying that he did not get violent, because if I had to put him on the floor, I would have had to stay there and wait for the police. The last thing I want is the police to run a check on me. For all I know there might be a parking ticket from five years ago. After he got maced he sat down on the floor and was as nice as a sleeping pug.
When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.
Admit it, you live in a high crime area, dont you???? Hustling candy bars will bring DHS into the area to combat such terrorism.
You know....for a guy who claims to have Celtic blood, a head the size of a ripe watermelon, and an IQ of 179, you're aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Actually I don't. I've had retail workers tell me, "All old people shoplift." That's hard to believe, but this old guy was just standing there filling his pockets with candy bars right in front of the clerk, making no effort to hide. Then out comes the baseball bat and the mace, and I'm standing there thinking, please old guy, don't fight, don't make me put you on the ground for six candy bars. That pepper spray stuff filled up the entire store.
When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.
We have Turtle pegged as a fraud. At first I thot he was passing gas, then I read it as getting gassed, now on rereading I see he was swiping gas for his car. I need new glasses.
A truly compassionate person would have offered to pay for the candy bars. We olde persons need all the help we can get.
Because I don't want the police claiming I had an unpaid parking ticket I wouldn't even remember? I've known people taken in and let go with an apology. "Oops, sorry, you didn't have a ticket, we don't know what happened." I don't want that happening to me. Many years ago in an apartment I lived in, the police stopped me as I walked out, claiming, "There's a whore in your apartment." I started laughing and told them it was my roommate's girlfriend. She was, too, and she wasn't a whore, either.
When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.
Turtle hates us olde peoples.
He gave the candy bars back but it was too late, they had called the police and they told him he was going to jail anyway. I would have just booted him out the door and told him to never come back.
When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.
Cyni, The type of incident he is describing is indicative of a racially mixed neighborhood. Our pure blood has gone native.
I didn't grab him and put him on the floor! I would have been within my legal rights, because he was trying to get out the door and one woman was pushing him back. Since she was handling it, I didn't do anything to him. I really did not want to throw some older guy on the floor.
When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.
Jethro... Turtle has been assimilated. Besides that he wants to put the boots to us olde peoples. I am gonna call Chertoff.
He was a older white man, dressed like a hippie! Bandanna, white beard, the whole bit. I had never seen anything like that in my life.
When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.
Ha, we dont know that.
I would have been embarrassed.
When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.
See it now... NYT headlines tomorrow... Yertle Turtle foils daring daylight robbery by dangerous criminal
"YertleTurtle stands around and watches two women mace and place old shoplifter under citizen's arrest."
When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.
Times is reporting that in an interview with Mr. Turtle, "he said this dangerous criminal should get at least a tenner in the gulag".
I suggest you buy a water boy for protection.
That's a white guy in blackface! Although, to be accurate, I guess it would be brownface.
When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.
One clerk, a woman, grabs him as he tried to walk out the door, the other maces him, Shades of Les Miserables.
Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things. T. S. Eliot
When men had balls and women noticed.
I read somewhere that YT is in the Ozarks. If he's in McDonald, Barry, or Taney counties, his water boy wouldn't be black because there aren't any blacks to be found!
They were given an ambiguous order and didn't stop to ask for clarification, if I'm correct.
Into the Valley of Death, rode the 600 hundred...
You keep repeating this, is it the first time for a shoplift, the mace, or the hippy?
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"Satan / Cheney in "08" Oh, its the first time he saw a set of those. How young is Mr Turtle anyway ? The boy's having a lot of new experiences for one night. ; )
We'll see YT winning the Indy 500 driving his Lawn Boy Next. I have $50 dollars on him winning. The man is unstoppable.
"Satan / Cheney in "08" You keep repeating this, is it the first time for a shoplift, the mace, or the hippy? Old guy shoplifting and being maced.
When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.
#2. To: YertleTurtle (#0)
#3. To: Cynicom (#2)
We have only your word that you are totally innocent of any part of this horrible crime. We will wait for the police report and note from your wife.
#4. To: YertleTurtle (#3)
For all I know there might be a parking ticket from five years ago.
#5. To: YertleTurtle (#0)
#6. To: Cynicom (#4)
Admit it, you live in a high crime area, dont you????
#7. To: Jethro Tull, Yertle Turtle (#5)
You know....for a guy who claims to have Celtic blood, a head the size of a ripe watermelon, and an IQ of 179, you're aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer.
#8. To: YertleTurtle (#6)
don't make me put you on the ground for six candy bars.
#9. To: Jethro Tull (#5)
You know....for a guy who claims to have Celtic blood, a head the size of a ripe watermelon, and an IQ of 179, you're aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer.
#10. To: YertleTurtle (#6)
#11. To: Cynicom (#8)
A truly compassionate person would have offered to pay for the candy bars. We olde persons need all the help we can get.
#12. To: Cynicom (#7)
#13. To: Cynicom (#10)
Turtle hates us olde peoples.
#14. To: Jethro TullYertle Turtle (#12)
#15. To: Jethro Tull (#12)
The type of incident he is describing is indicative of a racially mixed neighborhood. Our pure blood has gone native.
#16. To: YertleTurtle (#13)
I really did not want to throw some older guy on the floor.
#17. To: Cynicom (#16)
Ha, we dont know that.
#18. To: YertleTurtle (#17)
#19. To: Cynicom (#18)
Yertle Turtle foils daring daylight robbery by dangerous criminal
#20. To: YertleTurtle (#19)
#21. To: YertleTurtle (#15)
#22. To: Jethro Tull (#21)
I suggest you buy a water boy for protection.
#23. To: YertleTurtle (#0)
Some older guy, must have been 70, had put six or seven candy bars in his pocket.
#24. To: YertleTurtle, cynicom (#22)
#25. To: Jethro Tull (#21)
I suggest you buy a water boy for protection.
#26. To: Jethro Tull (#24)
#27. To: Jethro Tull (#24)
#28. To: YertleTurtle (#0)
"First time I've ever seen something like that."
#29. To: castletrash (#28)
#30. To: tom007 (#29)
#31. To: castletrash (#30)
#32. To: castletrash (#28)
"First time I've ever seen something like that."
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