Title: Life in the Ozarks Source:
[None] URL Source:[None] Published:Mar 16, 2008 Author:YouTube Post Date:2008-03-16 16:12:35 by YertleTurtle Keywords:None Views:147 Comments:12
You think that's bad? You should come to Okielahoma on a Friday night. Between the chicken fights, dog fights, spittin' contests and guys screwing their sisters, a fella could lose his mind!
When I was 17 a friend and I hitched through Oklahoma on our way to Lompoc, California, which is where Quisp and Quake were racing to.
These two girls picked us up, and we were listening to this station out of Broken Bow. The girls said the DJs were stoned all the time, and their point was proved when a record ended, and there was silence for about 30 seconds before the DJs were roused from the stupor and realized they should put another one on.
The stupider people are the more surprised they are when you kill them.
f Broken Bow. The girls said the DJs were stoned all the time,
If I lived in BB stoned is the only way to exist. (I bet a lot of great folks live there all the pond scum lives by the depressing hwy through the place.
If you want to really feel my wrath, ask about my hometown, Hope Arkansas.
Thats why I react so viscerally to the Ozark Southern thinggy.