Title: GUNS FOR BUSH / YUPPIES SERVE MASTERS Source:
Straight From Hell News URL Source:http://www.wgofuckyourself.FU Published:Mar 18, 2008 Author:noone222 Post Date:2008-03-18 07:03:13 by noone222 Keywords:None Views:87 Comments:2
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Radical Yuppies all over America have organized to support George "w" and his banker buddies, pledging to donate their guns, their SUVs and their childrens futures in an attempt to assist bankrupt credit sources regain their balance. While some yuppies have questioned recent bailout policies that will demand excessive tax burdens for those that have paid their mortgages, taxes and yuppie dues, this group of radical neo-yuppies have pledged their wives, their credit-limits and their country club dues to the cause.
These Chinese flag waving Paytriots have promised to support eminent domain and toll roads monitored by Chinese Troops, wherein they can ride their mopeds and tricycles for a modest fee. Willing to give up their plasma TVs and Starbucks stops, these dedicated lovers of Free-Dumb say there isn't any limit to their commitment to credit.
When asked, "why has your organization decided to fund an obvious fraud perpetrated upon the unsuspecting public by billionaire bankers and hedge fund whores", the yuppie spokesman stated emphatically that his idol, George "w" had been the example the group decided to follow in spite of the appearances of ridiculousness and gross stupidity. The spokesman further stated that "w" had proven the mathematical maxim that two negatives make a positive through his business dealings and despite setbacks perceived as negatives or losses ... "he's the friggin Prez". Besides said the Yuppie leader, it's for a good cause. Cause we don't have a clue as to how we will manage without unlimited credit. We may have to make a pre-emptive strike on China for the purpose of convincing them to remove credit limitations on the U.S. by further commiting their population to slavery and increased body parts sales.
We, here at STRAIGHT FROM HELL NEWS, are indeed perplexed, but wish these credit worthy citizens and their indebted children the very best in their fight for financial independence through unlimited Chinese enslavement.
All we ever want is MORE ... a lot more than we had before ... so take me to the store ... [or ... buy me another whore (Eliot Spitzer version].
And the men who loan money to governments, so called, for the purpose of enabling the latter to rob, enslave, and murder their people, are among the greatest villains that the world has ever seen.And they as much deserve to be hunted and killed (if they cannot otherwise be got rid of) as any slave traders, robbers, or pirates that ever lived. ... Lysander Spooner