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Title: CAVE-IN
Source: A Nony Mouse
URL Source: http://None.net
Published: Mar 24, 2008
Author: A Nony Mouse
Post Date: 2008-03-24 12:02:58 by Horse
Keywords: None
Views: 74
Comments: 1

The Seven Dwarfs always left early each morning to go work in the mine. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores. As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine.

One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived. "Hello, hello!" she shouted. "Can anyone hear me? Hello!" For a long while , there was no answer.

Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, "Hello! Is anyone down there?" Just as she was about to give up all hope, there came a faint voice from deep within the mine.

"Vote for Hillary ,..... Vote for Hillary ."

Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself, and prayed, "...OH THANK you God! At least Dopey is still alive!"

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...OH THANK you God! At least Dopey is still alive!"

Thanks for the laff.

Cynicom  posted on  2008-03-24   12:04:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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