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Title: Gotta love Texans...................... (Obama joke)
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Published: Apr 2, 2008
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Post Date: 2008-04-02 20:15:21 by farmfriend
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Gotta love Texans......................

This says it all....

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to Barack Obama and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said,"Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'."

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said,"When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.

"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just want to help the dumb ass get down." Subscribe to *Humor-Weird News*

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#2. To: farmfriend (#0)

Without putting too fine a point on it, Obama is the beneficiary of affirmative action and misplaced white guilt.

James Deffenbach  posted on  2008-04-02   20:53:53 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: James Deffenbach (#2)

Without putting too fine a point on it, Obama is the beneficiary of affirmative action and misplaced white guilt.

Obama is a nappy headed ho!

Nappy Headed Ho's can't bowl.

Cap'n Crunch 2008, he is much easier to take seriously.

Dakmar  posted on  2008-04-02   21:09:22 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Dakmar (#5)

Obama is a nappy headed ho!

I had no idea. I just thought that he (and his wife) just hated whitey.

James Deffenbach  posted on  2008-04-02   21:26:20 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: James Deffenbach (#6) (Edited)

Bronco Bomba' 2008! :)

I gotta quit listening to public radio.

Dakmar  posted on  2008-04-02   22:02:55 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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