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Title: Gotta love Texans...................... (Obama joke)
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Published: Apr 2, 2008
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Post Date: 2008-04-02 20:15:21 by farmfriend
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Gotta love Texans......................

This says it all....

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to Barack Obama and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said,"Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'."

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said,"When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.

"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just want to help the dumb ass get down." Subscribe to *Humor-Weird News*

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#1. To: farmfriend (#0)

"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just want to help the dumb ass get down."

"You know he didn't get up there by himself"

Cynicom  posted on  2008-04-02   20:19:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: farmfriend (#0)

Without putting too fine a point on it, Obama is the beneficiary of affirmative action and misplaced white guilt.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2008-04-02   20:53:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Cynicom, farmfriend (#1)

Hillary Clinton and John McCain, as well.

buckeye  posted on  2008-04-02   20:54:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: buckeye (#3)

The three were put up there by the system, but Obama is the "odd man out".

Cynicom  posted on  2008-04-02   20:58:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: James Deffenbach (#2)

Without putting too fine a point on it, Obama is the beneficiary of affirmative action and misplaced white guilt.

Obama is a nappy headed ho!

Nappy Headed Ho's can't bowl.

Cap'n Crunch 2008, he is much easier to take seriously.

“Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life." - Jack Kerouac

Dakmar  posted on  2008-04-02   21:09:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Dakmar (#5)

Obama is a nappy headed ho!

I had no idea. I just thought that he (and his wife) just hated whitey.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2008-04-02   21:26:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: James Deffenbach (#6) (Edited)

Bronco Bomba' 2008! :)

I gotta quit listening to public radio.

“Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life." - Jack Kerouac

Dakmar  posted on  2008-04-02   22:02:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: buckeye (#3)

Hillary Clinton and John McCain, as well.

Agreed!


Vote Republicrat or Democin, it doesn't matter, you still get McHillobama

farmfriend  posted on  2008-04-02   22:28:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Cynicom (#4)

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.'

'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'

Bartender, 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'

Pirate, 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.'

Bartender, 'Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?'

Pirate, 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook.

I'm fine, really.'

Bartender, 'What about that eye patch?'

Pirate, 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye.'

'You're kidding,' said the bartender, 'you lost an eye just from bird shit.'

Pirate, 'It was my first day with the hook.'

Fred Mertz  posted on  2008-04-02   22:33:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Fred Mertz (#9)

hehehehehehehehe

Cynicom  posted on  2008-04-02   22:36:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Cynicom (#10)

When I receive what I perceive to be a 'funny' joke in email, like today, I try to share it around.

Fred Mertz  posted on  2008-04-02   22:41:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: James Deffenbach (#6)

Hating whitey

Hating whitey is the politically-correct way to go now..self-haters don't ya know.

CadetD  posted on  2008-04-02   23:00:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Fred Mertz (#9)

that is a funny one.

christine  posted on  2008-04-03   0:01:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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