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Published: Apr 15, 2008
Author: Mudboy Slim
Post Date: 2008-04-15 11:33:52 by Mudboy Slim
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Heh heh heh...MUD
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#193. To: All (#192)
"Left's Ho's" Some say Left...it is 'bout givin'... Right must start to fight Big Guv'ment... Folks, it's Right...to Love Our Country... Mudboy Slim (started 11/29/01...finished 4/4/08)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Fall of the SheepMasters!!" Our dreams we work towards... "Dutch" Reagan told me, "Big Guv'ment shouldn't grow!!" The "choice" of the RATS...they'd retreat...NO CHANCE!! (musical interlude) Right's slashing our taxes...in God we trust!! Said Rush to the crowd, "With the Truth, we'll fight!!" (FreakJam ensues....) Mudboy Slim (15 February 2006)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "First, What We'll Do Is Sing About It!!" All these lies we've been fed... Shall we ever see a Senator Protest In-Justice?!! Please, Lord, grant me the strength to change things... (J-dog ticklin' the ivories...Mordecai Vesuvius on acoustic guitar) Like to see Left's RAPIST get what's coming... Good Lord, grant me the strength to change it... (key change to A for piano solo by J-dog) Chi-Com Spyin', Abuse of Power...it ain't pretty!! Please Lord, grant us the Power to change it... FReepers, I foresee Slick's Judgement...Right Shall Dethrone Him!! Mudboy Slim (1/10/02)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Let's Be Bold!!" Country's at a crossroads, fightin' to do what's Right... Rock'n'roll saves yer soul... RATbots defend treason...the Left has lost its mind... Rock'n'roll saves yer soul... (BigMan on guitar...) Right is gettin' orn'ry...patriots got much to do... Rock'n'roll saves yer soul... Rock'n'roll saves yer soul... Mudboy Slim (6/13/06) BTW...**Reagan-RepublicansInNameOnly
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Beast Called Rodham!!" You ever seen the Beast called Rodham?! Yes, I know, Liberty's a burden... Slick ain't strong enuff... You ever seen the Beast in Harlem?! Slick ain't bold enuff... Ol' Hill'ry grifter... I'll tell ya... Yes, RATS breed sickness... Slick ain't rough enuff... You ever seen the Beast called Rodham?! You ever seen the Beast called Rodham?! Mudboy Slim (18 May 2007)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Exactly, Envirowhackos!! Sheeesh, already...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, 6 OLD song parodies in a row? no more, MUD. no one here is interested in them and it's merely a vain attention seeking tactic. if you do it again, i'll limit your number of posts.
Fair enuff...appreciate the warning. Regards...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I don't really get off on the song parodies, but I did glance through them a little. and I see you're just as frustrated as me over our situation. I can totally relate. just as feedback on the cartoon - I concur with you that policy in the US has discouraged domestic oil production, but I'm of a view that it is not sound concern for the environment that has caused this. Its more diabolical than that IMHO.
Revelation 6:6 And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and [see] thou hurt not the oil and the wine.
I'm not saying Big Oil ain't complicit, but it is the RATbot Envirowhackos who continue to receive the credit for decreased domestic oil production here in America. It's high time to blow the lid off that silliness and expose Big Oil as co-conspirators if they are helping the Envirowhackos artificially curtail production. Regards...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Rush Limbaugh: "Oil Market Analysis!!" Revealing thread...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Regards...MUD You were told once. So why did you ignore the first warning, blow her off and essentially tell her to go to hell? How many times do you need to be told before it sinks in? More than twice?
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LOL...if that was the case, christine, wouldn't I post more than one song a day? Nope, it is all about the 4um having the same HTML setup as FR, LP, and FU, but 4um is the only one of these forums wherein you can "edit". Where there is "edit", I can copy/paste the parodies directly from this site to any of the others I mentioned. Without "edit", I must laboriously type in the HTML for any songs I want to copy/paste. Regards...MUD BTW...that "Beast Called Rodham" song is less than one year old.
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I agree that the 'environmentalist' movement has a bad agenda frequently. I think their leadership is 'under the influence'. they encourage government regulation in the name of the environment that don't help the environment and do much harm is my impression. Meanwhile there are very real things being done that destroy the environment and yet nobody cares including the so-called environmentalists.
Revelation 6:6 And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and [see] thou hurt not the oil and the wine.
Yep, Red, they are "watermelons", green on the outside, red at heart (no offense intended...LOL!!)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Please explain...as an avid conservationist, I am eager to learn where America is dropping the ball...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Woah...this 'toon is politically-incorrect on multiple levels...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I saw 2 articles that both said basically the same thing. one was an article about a study done at St. Louis University. The other was an article about a study done by a Canadian university. in both cases the academics simply took plain water and put in the water the same quantity/proportion of ritalin as what already exists in either the Mississippi River or the Canadian rivers. and in each study as a result of the ritalin in the water the fish they tried to raise became gender-confused. They developed sex organs of both genders and were unable to reproduce propertly. In the fresh water rivers of North America they have drugs like ritalin, prozac, etc, all the drugs prescribed by doctors. These drugs do not break down after they go down the toilet in the urine. It ends up in the ground- water and in the rivers, eventually in the oceans. and these things cause the fish to be unable to reproduce. and it is documented that this is true. also, we have genetically modified foods which are very dangerous. Because they inter-mix with the natural plants and damage them. They have that terminator gene that makes the seeds unable to reproduce. Many experts have concluded that this is just like russian roullette with the environment. Global warming (if it exists) is not really going to harm the environment much. But GM foods can do so. also, as you know the oceans today only produce about 10% of the food they produced 500 years ago in that 90% of the wildlife in the oceans is now gone. and there are huge areas of the oceans that are considered 'dead', unable to support life. This did not used to be the case. So, I contend that there are very real dangers to the environment in that we people may be taking actions which could destroy the earth's ability to even support life in the long run. Yet nobody cares. the environmental movement is leading us down some wild-goose chases and thus rendering useless the concerns that people have over the environment. Al Gore IMHO is just a plant by the people who rule us. The people who rule us really are destroying the environment. they know it and they basically don't care.
Revelation 6:6 And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and [see] thou hurt not the oil and the wine.
Red, I have never called anyone a communist. You are mistaken. You are also mistaken that I said that I would ban O-philes. Here is my original post expressing my concern about dissention between O- philes and O-phobes. After much consideration and taking into account the comments by all concerning the bozo, I made the decision to compromise by cutting the number of bozos slots from 20 to 10. If you will read the thread, half suggested eliminating it altogether, and the other half wanted the number increased. It was my hope and intention to enact a fair and equitable solution. That's it.
now I see you are correct. I was looking at your comment #3 on that thread and thought you were agreeing with the comment in #1 who suggested banning the obama-communists.
Revelation 6:6 And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and [see] thou hurt not the oil and the wine.
Take a select small handful of Americans off of 4um and you might as well rename it Obama4um.com or some such...Communists are a deadly cancer everywhere you find them. DOH! I said Communists...;) Photos snapped @ Obamanation HQ in Texas "Pennsylvania Ave.!!" Hildabeast has come and gone... Folks, Left's Effete...but Right is Good!! Good folks, let's WIN!! (music stops) Now, in my Richmond city home... GO VOTE!! We'll win!! Folks, forsake the RAT-whore'd!! Mudboy Slim (11 May 2008)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Combat Dancing in Baghdad!!" LOL...gotta love our soldiers...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Sheeesh...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Shed Powers!!" Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Barry... Devolve Power, Prez'dent McCain!! Devolve Power!! Now hear me, DemocRATS...Right did Liberate Iraq!! Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!! (guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude by the BigMan) Devolve Power, Prez'dent McCain!! Devolve Power!! Mudboy Slim (02/29/2008)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "I see little divinity about them or you. You talk to me of Christianity when you are in the act of hanging your enemies. Was there ever such blasphemous nonsense!" Exactly, ma'am...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, God Bless America's Heroes...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Commies for Obama!!"...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "America, Why I Love Her!!" (John Wayne) Awesome...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hillary, "STAY!!" Hildabeast, yer soul's empty... Girl, my band you can trust... Folks, it's OUR country and socialism ain't US!! Oh won’t you stay just a little bit longer? Girl, yer vile hubby don’t mind... Mudboy Slim (5 June 2008)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Keep OUR Votes to Ourselves!!" We gotta little change in the offin'...gonna fight fer the RightWing... Now, McCain and the RINOs, why you wanna treat US this way?! (BigMan workin' the axe!!...MUD on harp...) C'mon, Dubyuh, let's go.........oh yeah!! Ya see, Right wants it real bad and Left's about to give in... (BigMan jammin' BIG-TIME...........plus MUD on harp) Hell, yeah...MUD (12/23/2003...update 6/6/08)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "NO ObamaNation!!" Slick's a spy fer China... We're the...Beacon fer the world... BigJohn's surgin' very well... [Chorus:] Barry's a girl...effete fairy, he's annoyed... TRUTH is what the Lib'rals most fear... Oooh-ahh-ooooh...oooh-ahh-ooooh... RATS're stained...they chose their way... [Chorus:] (BigMan puttin' a hurtin' on his ax) Corruption breeds 'cuz Dem Lib'rals WON'T know... Ooohh-ahh-oooohh...ooohh-ahh-oooohh... BigJohn's surgin' very well... [Chorus:] Mudboy Slim (09/15/2004...updated 06/09/08)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, -MUD- you're getting scary.....
RAT policies are TOXIC for America!! Defeat the ObamaNation...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "ObamaNation's Racist!!" Hey, RATS, stop what you're doin'!! ObamaNation's Racist!! Left's always the same... Hey, RATS, I got something I think you ought to know. (Obama snorts a lotta blow!!) ObamaNation's Racist!! Left's always the same, ObamaNation's Racist!! Left's always the same, Mudboy Slim (13 June 2008)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Adjust your meds.
Attack the message, not the messenger, Jethro...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, How does one attack a song parody? Once I see what it is, I urp.
If the RATS in the House and Senate are still seen as Anti-Drilling in November, and the GOP boldly supports more oil exploration, Pubbies will pick up seats this year...you heard it here FIRST!! Heh heh heh...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, The current crop of Pubbies would prefer to drill for
oil on the sun, than in ANWAR (or anywhere else in this country). By voting
for them your INK has created a party that is a mirror image of the
socialists. They need a good whacking this November, and from all I read
they'll get one. Indirectly we have 'bots like yourself to partially thank for
Obama.
Me? A BOT? LOL...you are as clueless as you are ugly, penis-breath...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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(To be sung to Conway Twitty's "The Rose")
And that it saves...all those who grieve.
DemRATS say Guv'ment...it is our Savior...
And that it heals...all Souls that bleed.
Some say Libs...they feed the Hungry...
The helpless RATS do breed.
I say Guv'ment...is all 'bout Power...
The Left is all 'bout Greed!!
Give Liberty a chance!!
We're born free...Defeat Left's Tyrants!!
Let's make Dem Lib'rals dance!!
Defeat the ObamaNation...
Give all you have to give.
'Cuz the fools...who trust Obama...
Shall never really live!!
Weak RINOs...had Power too long!!
Patriots know...this Nation's only...
Hope is FReedom...folks, Be Bold!!
Just remember when yer voting...
Don't believe the Medyuh Bores!!
Left's lies deceive...but with the Lord's love...
Right shall win!! Destroy Left's Ho's!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#194. To: MUD (#193)
(To be sung to Molly Hatchet's "Fall of the Peacemakers")
This land rejects all kings!!
The Truth shall find its voice...
For freedom, we sing...patriots shall sing!!
Good men must take a stand...smaller Guv'ment is our goal!!
Folks, the Truth is everything!!
We'll fight the fight so Left's free to prance...
Folks, imagine RATS called MUD a dreamer.
How many times must Guv'ment LIE?!!
How many fears must good patriots fight?!!
Country suffers from RATS' madness...
Freep fer Justice!! Ohhh...freep fer Justice!!
We're Liberty's friend and for Justice we lust!!
Take a stand...WIN THE WAR!!
White doves shall fly!! Peace to all!!
'Cuz when Right fights, the SheepMasters'll fall!!
Left ain't scarey anymore.
Black thread shall smite Left's fears and Left's lies...
AlQueda's Death and Violence!!
How many times must Lib'rals lie?!
How come RINOs like avoiding fights?!
Country suffers from RATS' madness!!
Ohh...freep fer Justice!! Ohhh...help freep fer Justice!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#195. To: All (#194)
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "All I Can Do Is Write About It")
Left says we shouldn't care.
Lib'rals[/RINOs] just say, "Right should just MOVE ON!!"
Folks laugh, they think we're playin'...
FReepin' Clinton fer his Crimes...
But We Want Justice...DEFEAT DemRATS NOW!!!
Or the Med'yuh report on Slick's Tyranny?!!
It's the Patriotic Duty of Good Citizens of this Country...
C'mon Sheeple, let's kick ass on Dem Elites!!
Show Dem POLTROONS We're Right and Left IS Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a'slowly creepin'...
Lord, aid me and mine against Left's SCUM!!
Would YOU like to see Left's TRAITOR crushin' rocks?!!
Good folks needta stop and think about...well, Slick's Chi-Com TREASON...
Folks, you oughtta listen to my songs.
Show DemRAT fools I'm Right and They Are Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me inspire this Righteous Throng!!!
A E D (played 4x)
(back to G)
But the things Left write about us prove they're Slick's Whores!!
You can take Mudboy out of old Dixieland...
But Left'll never take his freedoms from Mudboy!!
Show all the World We're Right and Left is WRONG!!
'Cuz I can see Left's EVIL a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me and mine refute Left's Scum!!
Folks, help me and mine Slaughter Left's Scum.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#196. To: Mudboy Slim (#0)
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Let It Grow")
Folks, tell me which way I should vote to fight Left's cancer.
Commence the righteous show...
Stand fer love and let RATS know...
Freedom's awesome, Good Lord knows!!
Lib'ral scum, they hate US so...
Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!
R-RINO** whores shall fret and spin, but there's a rout on!!
Friends, BigGuv'ment's cover's blown...
Ain't it fun to stand yer post?!
Freedom's awesome, Allah knows!!
Leftist scum, they hate US so...
Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!
Whup some a$$ and foolish twits shall learn the meaning...
Our best shall learn mud's tunes...
RightWing's love forever shown!!
Freedom's awesome, Jesus knows!!
RATbot scum, they hate US so...
Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!
Freedom's awesome, one God knows!!
Medyuh scum, they hate US so...
Love this Country...Let's be Bold!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#197. To: All (#196)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Beast of Burden")
She seeks yer vote, RATS kiss her bottom...
All RATS want is fer you to vote "HILLARY!!"
DemRATS're SLIME...Slick Willie's squirtin'!!
All RATS want is fer you to vote "HILLARY!!"
Hill ain't smart enuff...
Sure, she'll BITCH enuff...
Right's not too blind to see-ee-ee...
The LeftWing's stoned...Slick's presence mars 'em!!
Mudboy's on the radio...Come on, Nation, vote 'gainst Hillary!!
Hill ain't bright enuff...
Truth's a BI+C#, Life's rough...
Right must now fight fer free-ee-ee!!
She loves pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty girls...
Slick loves pretty pretty young'uns pretty pretty pretty girls...
Come on, Voters, please please please!!
Ron Brown killed, no doubt...
Arkancide!!
Slick's a lout...
First, Slick RAPED, then RATS lied!!
Folks, help me out, Help US Out!!
Vote her out 'cuz of Tyranny!! Yeah...
Right must SUCK IT UP!!
Throw Left's LIES at me...
We shall shrug it off!!
There's one thing, Nation...
That you should understand...
DemRATS love Hillary...
She SHAN'T be Prez-uh-dent!!
Hill ain't tough enuff...
Sure, she'll BI+C# and stuff...
RATS love it rough...OOH OOH...OOOH...
She seeks yer vote, RATS kiss her bottom!!
Never never never never never be...
She seeks yer vote, RATS kiss her bottom!!
All Left wants is more and more tyranny!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#198. To: Jethro Tull, ferret_mike, ..., Minerva, Robin, Red Jones, aristiedes, Fred Mertz, Christine (#197)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#199. To: Mudboy Slim (#197)
#200. To: christine (#199)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#201. To: Mudboy Slim (#198)
#202. To: Red Jones (#201)
"...it is not sound concern for the environment that has caused this"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#203. To: All (#202)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#204. To: Mudboy Slim (#200)
Fair enuff...appreciate the warning.
#205. To: christine (#199)
"...it's merely a vain attention seeking tactic."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#206. To: Mudboy Slim (#202)
#207. To: Red Jones (#206)
"I agree that the 'environmentalist' movement has a bad agenda frequently. I think their leadership is 'under the influence'."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#208. To: Red Jones (#206)
"Meanwhile there are very real things being done that destroy the environment and yet nobody cares including the so-called environmentalists."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#209. To: Minerva, ..., Robin (#208)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#210. To: Mudboy Slim (#208)
Please explain...
#211. To: Red Jones (#210)
I believe I already did that. You can find it again over at 4um, just look for Robin's last post. That was the thread where (I think from memory) that Christine referred to the Obama-philes as communists. and she did say the alternative was between banning the Obama-philes and limiting the bozo to 10. and she did it on the thread where Robin said she was leaving. Robin said she was leaving shortly after Christine did this.
#212. To: christine (#211)
Red, I have never called anyone a communist. You are mistaken. You are also mistaken that I said that I would ban O-philes
#213. To: Red Jones, christine, *Obama Reality Check* (#212)
banning the obama-communists
Commie Witch !! 
#214. To: christine (#199)
Hot off the presses, ma'am...
(To be sung to Heart's "Cherry Blossom Road")
Right sees November comin' on!!
Barry Hussein cannot win...
Lord, I want though, ANWR drillin' soon begin.
Screw the Media and LeftWing RATS...Fight fer Pennsylvania Ave.!!
We'll cut Big Guv'ment 'cuz we should!!
Right scoffs at LeftWing Media fears...
Liars tell us, "When you need it, BigBrother'll be there!!"
Don't give yer future to the RATS...
Fight fer Pennsylvania Ave...ooooh, yea!!
Just reject the RAT-whore'd!! Forsake RATS' spin!! Yeah...
Just walk away from Lib'rals. (Rock with me!!)
Just walk away from Marxists. (Rock with me!!)
Walk away. (Rock with me!!)
Walk away. (Rock with me!!)
Walk away. (Rock with me!!)
Walk away. (Rock with MUD!!)
Oooh, yeah...
We ain't slaves like DemRAT drones!!
Right knows Reaganism lives today.
And I know that "We Shall Drill, BigJohn McCain!!"
Let's change him, 'cuz Right rejects RATS...
Fight fer Pennsylvania Ave.!! Oh Ya!
Reject Left's spin, just walk away from Lib'rals (rock with me).
Walk away, RINOs, (rock with me),
Walk away, (rock with MUD)....
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#215. To: FOH, Robin, Minerva (#213)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#216. To: FOH (#213)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#217. To: All (#216)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")
Votin' fer some Leftist who smokes blow...
Well, Obama loathes the free...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
He's a Democrat RAT Lib'ral to the bone!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if John leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals...
Must devolve Power to the States...
States, devolve Power to the Counties...
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Folks're free 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...) 8^D!!
In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if y'all lead US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if John leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#218. To: christine (#217)
-- Shaw, "The Devil's Disciple"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#219. To: All (#218)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#220. To: MUD (#219)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#221. To: Mudboy Slim (#220)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#222. To: MUD, christine, Jethro Tull, ..., Minerva, Robin (#221)
(To be sung to Jackson Browne's "Stay!!")
While yer hubby craves the stage...
RATS can fuss, but it's yer crown!!
Barry's late to come and he should leave...
Work it, you got justified rage!!
The DemocRATS, they're letting you down...
Yer fight's with people who ain't Right!!
You waited fer yer time...
Then, when you got up, RAT voters screamed "BarryOhhh!!"
Obama's weak...
That young punk ain't been 'round...
The Media Whore'd seems unaware...
Girl, you've known Power he'll never know!!
So, drink that whiskey shot and make yer stand...
Dress Tim Russert down and tell'em you got cramps!!
'Cause when it comes to saving you,
You know Rush Limbaugh's yer champ!!
But when that last stump speech's been packed away...
You know the Right still wants to play.
So just make sure you got it all set to go...
Before you come for MUD's piano.
(Raucous cheers)
To Denver We Shall Go!!
We're gonna freep fer Right and throw some mud on Barack Ohhh!!
And his wife, I don't know...
HorseFace Mark Warner's just a RAT HO!!
And these songs all show Left's shame...
RATS believe Left's lies on street corner shrooms...
And wander 'round Lame-brained!!
Folks, the Right shall come and we'll lead great crowds...
'Cuz we know Reagan thought the same!!
(Crowd goes wild)
Liberty, it's our credo...effete RATS and RINOs embarrass US!!
We'll whup Marxist Greens & make a scene!!
You've got suckers all 'round DeeCee...
You've got Rev'rend Wright on the video!!
You've got time to think, Big Guv'ment you love...
But yer Power'll blow away!!
Girl, it's only Right, RATS' time is short...
'Cuz the Right says, "Freedom shall reign!!"
Sheeple, we've got the power over what we do!!
You can sit there and whine...
Or you can pull US through!!
Come along, sing MUD's songs...
You know ol' Slim ain't wrong!!
'Cuz when RATS' Media Scum tears Dubyuh down...
You just remember, they're all clowns!!
But Rush'll be scheduled to appear...
To millions of pairs of eager ears!!
Hill'ry stay...just a little bit longer!!
We want to play -- just a little bit longer!!
Now all Dem voters don't mind...
And the Union don't mind...
If you take yer merry time...
Girl, just pay DemRATS no mind and sing...
One more song!!
Oh, won’t you stay just a little bit longer?
Please, please, please say you will...
Say you will!!
Ohh, won't you stay just a little bit longer? Hey-ey-ey...
And the Networks won’t mind...
If you take yer precious time...
Hil, let's leave it all behind and sing...
One more song!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#223. To: All (#222)
(To be sung to the Georgia Satellites' "Keep Yer Hands to Yerself")
Gonna call you on the telephone, BigJohn...fer the Right we shall sing!!
'Cuz each time Right votes, we get the same old thing...
Always mo' guv'ment, mo' spending, well, we shan't fergit our dreams!!
Now BigMac, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf...
We say, "Don't feed US no lies...we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"
Mac, Right's still yers to employ...DemonRATS can't feel our pain!!
Righteous shall remake history...yer The Man of the Hour!!
Right says, "Slash spending, cut Guv'ment...if you wanna stay in Power!!"
Now BigJohn, we need you, don't put our trust upon no shelf...
Right says, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"
Now's when we start a'talkin' 'bout less pork...make our Guv'ment more Slim!!
Right says, "McCain, we'll support ya if you do what is Right!!"
We said, "Big Guv'ment's fer sissies...don't you make it yer life!!"
Now BigJohn, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf!!
Right said, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep your votes to ourselves!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#224. To: Jethro Tull, ..., Minerva (#223)
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Californication")
Leftists' zeal's to smite FReeNations!!
Lib-uh-rulls love Sweden...
Dreams of Amsterdam libations!!
Obama wants Big Guv'ment dreams...
Right, Rally Fer Our Nation!!
Pride of the western civilization...
We're warriors fightin' fer Peace!!
Unleash the wisdom derived via liberation!!
Left's oh so queer...RATS're HollyWeird!!
Folks, Rally Fer Our Nation!!
November 4th awaits US!!
Reject the Left's spin...help FReedom win...
'Tis Culture War we're waging!!
Airborne...uniform...
MUD's corps...just war...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! Defeat the ObamaNation!!
Ain't done nothin' to help this Nation!!
Obama LIED...he loves the Leftist side...
Reject RATS' mis-information!!
Fight 'gainst the Press Whore'd...we'll tear Left apart...
RATS LIE to the whole Nation!!
Should be shamed by their Michael Moore baseness!!
Limbaugh, you shall hear fer years...
Righteous songs on yer AM stations!!
Our liberties are here to stay...
We're FReepin' fer our Nation!!
Devolve Power to the States, men...
Everybody, we're due fer Right's righteous liberation!!
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! Defeat the ObamaNation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! Defeat the ObamaNation!!
But the Voters rule this Nation!!
'Cuz God looks out fer those hearts so stout...
We're just another freedom station!!
Come, righteous waves, Truth'll save the world...
FReep fer our Liberation!!
November 4th awaits US!!
Slick's takin' a rest...Hussein's a pest...
'Tis Clinton's scalp MUD's craving!!
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! Defeat the ObamaNation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! Defeat the ObamaNation!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#225. To: Mudboy Slim (#224)
#226. To: Jethro Tull (#225)
(Edited)
Jethro, I've been scary...LOL!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#227. To: All (#226)
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Communication Breakdown")
Hey, Left, you'll drive US to ruin!!
We all know what it is that RATS like about you, Barry's a Marxist BOT!!
Reagan once told you, "Liberty Whups Guv'ment ROT!!"
Right's having a righteous breakthrough, RATS're insane!!
Hey, Barry, RATS wanna pretend that they love you so.
I'm gonna scold you with my songs, yeah!
Truth's never gonna let you win, son, despite your charms!!
Right's having a righteous breakthrough, RATS're insane!!
Right's having a righteous breakthrough, RATS're insane!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#228. To: Mudboy Slim (#227)
#229. To: Jethro Tull (#228)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#230. To: Mudboy Slim (#229)
#231. To: Jethro Tull (#230)
What's an "urp"?
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#232. To: Mudboy Slim (#231)
If the RATS in the House and Senate are still seen as Anti-
Drilling in November, and the GOP boldly supports more oil exploration,
Pubbies will pick up seats this year...you heard it here FIRST!!
#233. To: Jethro Tull (#232)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
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