I wuz drivin' home, early Sunday mornin', thru DeeCeeVille... List'nin' to Ol' Mick Jagger on the AM radio station... And the DeeJay said, "You know you always got the Left by your side!" And I wuz so pleased to be informed of this... That I drove thru Slick's Whore House with my four-wheel!! Thank ya, Clinton!! Thank ya, Gore!!
Slick had an arrangement to meet a girl... Another intern date... But Bill thought by the time he got there... She'd be off, she'd be doin' the nearest Senator she could find!! Much to his surprise, there she wuz...pickin' at her thong-wear... Big Mo' Lewinsky, blue beret on her head... Justa girl...with thunderous thighs!!
So if Ol' Hell'ry won't suck... 'Cuz the First Beach don't do guys... Find a girl with thunderous thighs!! And if you're horny and dusty... 'Cuz your wife don't do the jam... Getta girl with thunderous thighs!! Well...
Well, the Lib'rals keep right on sayin'... That all you need to do is send more tax money to the... "Sacred" DeeCee Whores of Guv'ment... Located somewhere in downtown District of Columbia!!
But next week, they'll play my songs on the ray-dee-oh... And all Right's dreams will come true!! Libs're dead...and next week, Lord hear my prayer... Hear me, world...folks, you know what kinda lies Slick spouts... But I'll tell ya...
So now Slick's down on his luck... 'Cuz Ol' Hell'ry don't do guys... Hired a girl...with thunderous thighs!! Now, if you're downright disgusted... And you're tired of Slick's scam... Hire a girl to prove that Slick lies! Yes, now Bill's down on his luck... In jail, Ol' Slick'll soon reside... He'll be the "girl" with pasty white thighs!!
Mudboy Slim (9/29/2000)
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After five good years together... Fightin' fer what is Right, We disagreed 'bout Dubyuh... 'Cuz spending's outta sight!! It's that ol' familiar fight, folks... Fed'ral spendin' must come down!! We must fight now fer less Guv'ment... Devolve Power outta DeeCee town!!
Well, I voted once fer Dubyuh... And FReeper songs I sang!! But I'm startin' to feel like a fool... 'Cuz spendin's growin' again!! So when it's time to vote next Autumn... My support it shan't come cheap... Bush's fooled me once, feel like such a dunce, I swear, Need a spendin' FREEZE!! (And I said)
chorus: When d'we start bein' Lib'ral whores?!! It's Big Guv'ment I abhor!! Were yer promises just big lies?! How come we didn't CONVICT RATS' spies?! When do Conservatives get our turn?! Fed'ral budgets got money ta burn!! GOP's somewhere that I don't belong... I wanna Party that knows BigGuv'ment's Wrong!!
Well, I voted 'gainst Jawn Wahnah... 'Cuz that RINO makes Libs proud!! But I expect more from Dubyuh... He'll last eight years, I've no doubt!! But we gotta put on spendin' brakes... And fight against Left's slime!! So before you tell Ol' Mud to leave, Cut spendin' fer all-time!!
(repeat chorus) When d'we start bein' Lib'ral whores?!! It's Big Guv'ment that I abhor!! Were yer promises just big lies?! How come we didn't CONVICT RATS' spies?! When do Conservatives get our turn?! Fed'ral budgets got money ta burn!! GOP's somewhere I wanna belong... I wanna Party that knows BigGuv'ment's Wrong!!
...sure, folks, I wanna belong... Wanna Party that knows Big Guv'ment's Wrong!!
Mudboy Slim (03/07/2004)
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Here comes the sun...Barry's "The One!!" And I say, "He's alright!!"
Lord Obama, it's been a long cold lonely eight years... Our Messiah, we feel our fears dry up like tears. Here comes "The One!!" He is OUR sun!! Still I say, "We're all right!!"
Lord Obama, bright smiles returning to our faces... Our Messiah, it's been eight years since Slick was here!! Here comes the sun...Barry's "The One!!" Marxists sing, "We're not Right!!"
Sun, sun, sun, here He comes... Sun, sun, sun, Barry Won!! Sun, sun, sun, here He comes... Sun, sun, sun, Barry Won!! Sun, sun, sun, here He comes...
Lord Obama, we hear the ice no longer melting... Our Messiah, it's been eight years since Slick was here!! Harness the sun...Big Oil is Done!! But I say "This ain't Right!!" Here comes the sun...Barry's "The One!!" We must fight!! 'Cuz we're Right!!
Mudboy Slim (22 December 2008)
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Barry's Prez'dent...Dem's the facts of Life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Axelrod, he wears the Rovian mask. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Monopoly, twenty one, checkers, and chess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hillary Clinton in her Sunday best. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We like Change and we need Hope. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah DeeCee keeps borrowin' but our country's broke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, did you hear about this one? Tell me, what's the deal with Big Guv? Hey Barry, why you goofin' on Lincoln? Hey Nation, why're we so damned dumb?!! If you believe this country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then sosh'lists shall rule!!
Barry starts talkin' and it sounds so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Networks they seem to be gettin' wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Iran is troubling 'cuz nukes are in their grasp. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Is our President really up to the task? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, did you hear about this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!! Hey Barry, are you workin' fer Soros? Hey Nation, are we losing touch? If you believe our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then lawyers shall rule!!...COME ON!!
Here's a little nugget fer the Freedom-believer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Here's a little post fer our Liberty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Guv'ment must stop spendin' like drunk sailors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah David Axelrod, he has a Rovian task. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey Barry, do you hear me sing this one? Tell me, why you dissin' on Rush?!! Hey Barry, don't you wanna just save US? Hey Barry, spending way too much!! If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Tyranny's cool?!!......COOL?!!
If you believe, this country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then sosh'lists shall rule!! If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then lawyers shall rule!!... If you believe, our country's headed fer ruin...(Obama Tune!!) If you believe Big Guv'ment's what we need, then Tyranny's cool?!!......COOL?!!
Mudboy Slim (27 January 2009)
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We are pleased to announce the "Defend America" Rally will be held on May 23, 2009 on the West Front Grassy Area at the United States Capitol in Washington, D.C.
This is a "grass roots" rally that will bring any and all Americans who are concerned about the growth of the power of the federal government and the loss of individual freedom in America together for an afternoon that will help to raise the awareness of citizens around the country to this issue and to raise the awareness of politicians that we will not tolerate the transition of America to socialism.
Rally Particulars:
The rally will begin at 1:00pm on the sidewalk across from the National Archives building on 9th Street. Buses can unload rally attendees there prior to 1:00pm. Rally participants will march from the Archives building down 9th Street to the National Mall, turn east, and then march to the Capitol West Front Grassy Area for the rally. Speeches will begin at approximately 1:30pm. Rally participants who are driving themselves to the rally can meet at the Archives rally point or meet at the West Front Grassy Area.
WooHOOO...could be fun...MUD
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Guv'ment man...why you take our bread?! We don't like...when you spend and spend!! Guv'ment "change"...looks like Marxist past. Market losses...and high-priced gas... Guv'ment man...
BarryO, you'll tear this country down... We're on a spendin' lightnin' round!! Swear by God, Fed budget must come down! Country's bleedin' while you keep taxing... How long? How long? How-ow-ow?
(Big Man on guitar)
Guv'ment man...'tis like Reagan said, Tyranny blooms when good men dread... Guv'ment change gonna come at last... Devolve Power and do it fast... Guv'ment man!!
It's all rotten...yer spend and tax... Debt's gigantic...kids' futures' black. Guv'ment man...ain't gonna pay them back!! I hear Greenies and sosh'lists laughing... How long? How long? How-ow-ow?
(Guitar jammin')
Guv'ment man...'tis like Limbaugh said, Tyranny blooms when good men dread... Guv'ment change gonna come at last Devolve Power and do it fast... Guv'ment man!! Guv'ment Man!!
Mudboy Slim (4 February 2009)
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"Oh my god. I am so scared for my country, and all other countries for that matter. This lady needs to be put in a retirement home."
"It is like a trance. So what can break a trance? The only thing that can break the trance is the light of truth." ~ Canadian Philosopher John McMurtry as he comments on the psychological warfare that has afflicted us all
"It is like a trance. So what can break a trance? The only thing that can break the trance is the light of truth." ~ Canadian Philosopher John McMurtry as he comments on the psychological warfare that has afflicted us all
"It is like a trance. So what can break a trance? The only thing that can break the trance is the light of truth." ~ Canadian Philosopher John McMurtry as he comments on the psychological warfare that has afflicted us all
Hey DaffyDak...Dan Quayle is relevent becuz his gaffe cost him a lot of credibility in the Media and the electorate, but the Media barely even makes note of Pelosi's much more embarrassing gaffe.
It's a comment about biased reporting in the press (do you understand now?)
Please let me know if anything else I post is beyond yer comprehension...MUD
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"Trouble is, after one year of Obama, there will be nothing left to conserve."
Rome wasn't burnt to the ground in a day, and Obama's finding it's kinda hard to enact his Marxist Agenda than he figgered. RAT Congresscritters need to face reelection, too, and they may not want to try and defend much of what Obama needs to legislate to achieve the sort of change he prefers.
Regards...MUD
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Edit: Ooops...that's becuz I'm on my office computer and they have a new policy wherein YouTube is blocked out. Sorry, I'll check it out on my home computer this evening.
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
They are up to no good. A pretty decent case can be made that Obama and his clan are trying to make things worse so that more folks will be desperate and look to Big Guv'ment for their salvation...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#420. To: Mudboy Slim, Ragin1, Dakmar, Cynicom, all (#418)
MUDBOY SLIM A Biography
MUDBOY SLIM WAS BORN in Lintpick, Louisiana, in the 1950s.* His father, Wayne, made what living he could selling military secrets to the Soviets. Since the elder Stomp held only the rank of Army cook, there wasn't much market for his information. (He would often bitterly claim, "the stupid Russians don't realize that an army travels on its stomach!") Somehow, the family eked by.
Because of Dad's line of work, the Stomps had to move frequently. In addition to living in 17 parishes in Louisiana and 9 different counties in Georgia, Alabama, and Arkansas, young Mud grew up in Baltimore, Pittsburgh, and Detroit, always feeling out of place in the northern towns. The locals would encourage this feeling by beating young Mudboy senseless on a weekly basis. "Something about his face," a childhood friend explained.
Mudboy got his first guitar on his 12th birthday, though his father refused to buy any strings for it until Mud was almost fourteen. Still, this didn't prevent him from practicing six hours a day for two years. It is this early, stringless, tuneless, playing that accounts for much of Mudboys imaginary unique style.
Mudboy married for the first time at seventeen. Then, again, at eighteen, and finally settled down with the "love of my life" at age 20. She left him after two weeks, carrying another boy's child. That's when Mudboy ran away from home for good.
Mud spent the late '60s playing in barely-adequate bar bands ** along the east coast, usually leaving the groups, and town, just ahead of the police.
MUDBOYS FIRST BREAK came when he was working as a janitor at the famous Record Plant recording studio. Late one night, he snuck into a studio to "fool around." While recording a series of "blistering solos," he managed to erase the master tape of Simon & Garfunkel's "Bridge Over Troubled Water." He was fired immediately, but an assistant engineer kept a dub of the solo and six months later Mudboy was invited to play on a Spooky Tooth session.
Asked to leave the recording session because of his aggressive drunkenness, Mudboy stumbled into another failed session-man, drummer "Spud" "Skank" Noonan, who was lying in the alley behind the studio. Spud had been beaten profusely around the head by someone Mudboy claimed to be a Democrat. Further accounts stated that Spud could only say RAT over and over. It is rumored this scarred Mudboy for life. Immediately, they decided to start a band. Almost immediately, they decided to get something more to drink.
While attempting to rob the liquor store, Mudboy and "Skank" met Tommy "Low Balls" Holliman, an air bass player, who was also attempting to rob the liquor store. Thus, in the paddywagon on the way to the police station, was Blacktooth formed.
After receiving suspended sentences, the trio began practicing in earnest and in Holliman's mother's house. Realizing that their sound was "too huge" for the battered equipment they possessed, the young men fell upon a plan to finance both a really loud sound system and their first album.
Unfortunately, Mrs. Holliman hadn't been able to keep up the payments on her homeowners policy and, while she wasn't completely killed in the "accident," relations with her son were strained, to the point that the band was forced to find a new place to practice.
Deciding that the "shortest distance between two points is prob'ly illegal anyway,"Mudboy and the band broke into the Record Plant and, recording secretly between 4 and 5 o'clock in the morning over the course of a month, produced the premier Blacktooth album, Butt Nekkid.
The cover, a Polaroid self-portrait of the band "mooning" the viewer, was banned in every state in the Union, save Louisiana. "Hell," said Parish Sheriff "Buzz" Weamer, "we seen that sad sight before."
"That was like a concept album," Mudboy would later comment, though he never elaborated on what exact "concept" was intended, and critics never noticed. He did go on to say, Seein the music was just too damne hard to play, they just borrowed other peoples music and added rat to a lot of the lyrics. What was clear was the almost-hit song, "Jackknife." An instant anthem among "Wildcat" truckers and other scofflaws, it debuted at number 99 on the Billboard Hot 100 and over the course of three weeks moved all the way up to number 93 before falling into oblivion.
Blacktooth, the band, would take a while longer to reach that destination.
MUDBOY SLIM IS CURRENTLY TOURING UNDER THE AUSPICES OF A 15,000-HOUR COMMUNITY SERVICE PLEA BARGAIN.
### For further information contact: Roadie Over Productions, P.O. Box 2810, Merrifield, VA 22116
* Mudboy is notoriously vague about his age. It is generally agreed that however old he is, he looks at least 15 years older. ** Among the bands: Raw Nerve; Cavity; Abscess; The Depraved; Stink; Dirty White Trash; The Love People.
Ragin1 posted on 2008-04-14 2:44:27 ET (2 images) Reply Trace Private Reply
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
Mudboy married for the first time at seventeen. Then, again, at eighteen, and finally settled down with the "love of my life" at age 20. She left him after two weeks, carrying another boy's child. That's when Mudboy ran away from home for good.
And, if the Toddler were here he would say, BUT GOOD! ahaha.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
Obama, we've met you... And now we have seen you lie!! If not fer yer faux Media, We'd never have to fight this fight!! Yer handlers, they made you... Turtle sittin' on a post... The Right ain't just talkin'... Dude, there's so much you'll never know!!
I keep sayin', "Yer Barack's women!! You folks are Barack's women!!"
RATS...He can't walk on the water!! Sheep to the final slaughter... Too proud to stand and FReep!!
RATS...Obama "loves" you... Yer suckas, silly dumb fools!! We're talkin' Barack's women!! Baby, ain't he oh so slim?!
Before you know, folks will diss you... And all yer Alinsky lies!! We don't wanna hurt you, Barry... Just want you to say, "Goodbye!"
We keep pleadin' to Barack's women... 'Cuz you are Barack's women... I said yer Barack's women... Nation, won't you make a stand?!!
RATS...He can't walk on the water!! Sheep to the final slaughter... Part of the TRT**...
RATS, Obama "loves" you... But this ain't all about you. Yer playin' Barack's women... Ladies, he's a charlatan!! Stop being Barack's women... Ladies, he's a Marxist man!!
Oh yeah, bye bye, so long, don't cry I'm just packin' my bags, whoo, leavin' you Bye bye, bye bye, bye bye, baby, don't cry I gotta keep on movin', yeah movin' Bye, bye my baby Ooh, don't cry
Mudboy Slim (8 March 2009...daylight savings)
BTW...**TRT=Tyranny Response Team (I've got the t-shirt to prove it...LOL!!)
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