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Published: Apr 15, 2008
Author: Mudboy Slim
Post Date: 2008-04-15 11:33:52 by Mudboy Slim
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Heh heh heh...MUD
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#411. To: Dakmar (#406)
Hotdamn, girl. Have to add that to my White Pride collection.
Join 2x4 Tuesdays & protect your RKBA. Wake up, America!! Regards...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, psst...mudboy...MUDBOY! HERE THEY COME
The ultimate effect of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer
Join 2x4 Tuesdays & protect your RKBA. Dak, I'm just getting a big white box...MUD Edit: Ooops...that's becuz I'm on my office computer and they have a new policy wherein YouTube is blocked out. Sorry, I'll check it out on my home computer this evening.
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, They are up to no good. A pretty decent case can be made that Obama and his clan are trying to make things worse so that more folks will be desperate and look to Big Guv'ment for their salvation...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Hello from Amazon.com. We're still trying to obtain the following item[s] you ordered on February 03 2009 19:35 PST (Order# 103-6452288-9xxxx41). G. Edward Griffin "The Creature from Jekyll Island: A Second Look at the Federal Reserve" Sheeesh...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Interesting video, but the bastards ain't much as musicians...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Exactly...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, MUDBOY SLIM MUDBOY SLIM WAS BORN in Lintpick, Louisiana, in the 1950s.* His father, Wayne, made what living he could selling military secrets to the Soviets. Since the elder Stomp held only the rank of Army cook, there wasn't much market for his information. (He would often bitterly claim, "the stupid Russians don't realize that an army travels on its stomach!") Somehow, the family eked by. Because of Dad's line of work, the Stomps had to move frequently. In addition to living in 17 parishes in Louisiana and 9 different counties in Georgia, Alabama, and Arkansas, young Mud grew up in Baltimore, Pittsburgh, and Detroit, always feeling out of place in the northern towns. The locals would encourage this feeling by beating young Mudboy senseless on a weekly basis. "Something about his face," a childhood friend explained. Mudboy got his first guitar on his 12th birthday, though his father refused to buy any strings for it until Mud was almost fourteen. Still, this didn't prevent him from practicing six hours a day for two years. It is this early, stringless, tuneless, playing that accounts for much of Mudboy’s imaginary unique style. Mudboy married for the first time at seventeen. Then, again, at eighteen, and finally settled down with the "love of my life" at age 20. She left him after two weeks, carrying another boy's child. That's when Mudboy ran away from home for good. Mud spent the late '60s playing in barely-adequate bar bands ** along the east coast, usually leaving the groups, and town, just ahead of the police. MUDBOY’S FIRST BREAK came when he was working as a janitor at the famous Record Plant recording studio. Late one night, he snuck into a studio to "fool around." While recording a series of "blistering solos," he managed to erase the master tape of Simon & Garfunkel's "Bridge Over Troubled Water." He was fired immediately, but an assistant engineer kept a dub of the solo and six months later Mudboy was invited to play on a Spooky Tooth session. Asked to leave the recording session because of his aggressive drunkenness, Mudboy stumbled into another failed session-man, drummer "Spud" "Skank" Noonan, who was lying in the alley behind the studio. Spud had been beaten profusely around the head by someone Mudboy claimed to be a Democrat. Further accounts stated that Spud could only say RAT over and over. It is rumored this scarred Mudboy for life. Immediately, they decided to start a band. Almost immediately, they decided to get something more to drink. While attempting to rob the liquor store, Mudboy and "Skank" met Tommy "Low Balls" Holliman, an air bass player, who was also attempting to rob the liquor store. Thus, in the paddywagon on the way to the police station, was Blacktooth formed. After receiving suspended sentences, the trio began practicing in earnest and in Holliman's mother's house. Realizing that their sound was "too huge" for the battered equipment they possessed, the young men fell upon a plan to finance both a really loud sound system and their first album. Unfortunately, Mrs. Holliman hadn't been able to keep up the payments on her homeowners policy and, while she wasn't completely killed in the "accident," relations with her son were strained, to the point that the band was forced to find a new place to practice. Deciding that the "shortest distance between two points is prob'ly illegal anyway,"Mudboy and the band broke into the Record Plant and, recording secretly between 4 and 5 o'clock in the morning over the course of a month, produced the premier Blacktooth album, Butt Nekkid. The cover, a Polaroid self-portrait of the band "mooning" the viewer, was banned in every state in the Union, save Louisiana. "Hell," said Parish Sheriff "Buzz" Weamer, "we seen that sad sight before." "That was like a concept album," Mudboy would later comment, though he never elaborated on what exact "concept" was intended, and critics never noticed. He did go on to say, “Seein the music was just too damne hard to play, they just borrowed other peoples music and added rat to a lot of the lyrics. What was clear was the almost-hit song, "Jackknife." An instant anthem among "Wildcat" truckers and other scofflaws, it debuted at number 99 on the Billboard Hot 100 and over the course of three weeks moved all the way up to number 93 before falling into oblivion. Blacktooth, the band, would take a while longer to reach that destination. MUDBOY SLIM IS CURRENTLY TOURING UNDER THE AUSPICES OF A 15,000-HOUR COMMUNITY SERVICE PLEA BARGAIN. ### For further information contact: Roadie Over Productions, P.O. Box 2810, Merrifield, VA 22116 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- * Mudboy is notoriously vague about his age. It is generally agreed that however old he is, he looks at least 15 years older. ** Among the bands: Raw Nerve; Cavity; Abscess; The Depraved; Stink; Dirty White Trash; The Love People. Ragin1 posted on 2008-04-14 2:44:27 ET (2 images) Reply Trace Private Reply
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. And, if the Toddler were here he would say, BUT GOOD! ahaha.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. "Barack's Women!!" Obama, we've met you... I keep sayin', "Yer Barack's women!! RATS...He can't walk on the water!! RATS...Obama "loves" you... Before you know, folks will diss you... We keep pleadin' to Barack's women... RATS...He can't walk on the water!! RATS, Obama "loves" you... Oh yeah, bye bye, so long, don't cry Mudboy Slim (8 March 2009...daylight savings) BTW...**TRT=Tyranny Response Team (I've got the t-shirt to prove it...LOL!!)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, 45...46 in June...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Todd's alive and well over on Liberty'sFlame, A K A Stone's place...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, WTH ? Do you need me to send you a copy of "The Creature", Mud ?
Nawww...thanks for the offer, but I kept my order to Amazon active, so I oughtta get it sooner or later. I'm now even more anxious to read the book, though...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Thanks. I didn't know where the Toddler had gotten off to. I assumed he was still posting somewhere but had no idea where.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. The Messiah AIN'T...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Nah, he surely ain't. But he does love big government and even bigger, more wasteful spending.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Obama's an embarrassment...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Harvey Milk Fable Debunked!!" Did y'all know Sean Penn's inspiration was a devotee of Jim Jones?! And he wasn't killed 'cuz he was gay!! The Gay Mafia's propoganda is as limp as Penn's handshake...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Did your book arrive yet ?
Heck no...I just sent in to Amazon for a copy of Mark Levin's new book...we'll see if that one actually arrives. I told you they emailed me and offered to refund my money, but I told them no. Someday I'm gonna go out to my mailbox and be pleasantly surprised...I am looking forward to reading the book...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "RATS're Disabled!!" His Jive arrived cold and blustery day...He'd Savior the world with his casual way. But the RATS are disabled...Hillary's a loon!! Well my son turned ten just the other day. He said, "Obama's da bomb, dad, don't Vote McCain!!" Yes, the RATS are disabled... Hillary's a loon!! Barack came from college just the other day...He has a nice tan, so the Leftists say. Yes, the RATS're disabled...they're Obama goons... Young Obama looks tired, the Rightwing don't play!! Rush called Him out, but Barry said "Nay". And the RATS're disabled by MUD's borrowed tunes... When you growing up, son? November '10!! Mudboy Slim (25 March 2009)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, You poor, disillusioned old fool. You still think there is one bit of difference between demonrats and repugnicans?
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#412. To: randge, Jethro Tull, Dakmar, A K A Stone, CAPPSMADNESS, Minerva, ... (#410)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#413. To: Mudboy Slim (#412)
#414. To: Mudboy Slim (#412)
www.righttokeepandbeararms.com
#415. To: Dakmar (#413)
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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#416. To: randge (#414)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#417. To: Rotara (#416)
Just wanted to let you know I didn't blow you off on reading the Jekyll Island book. Just received this from Amazon.com...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#418. To: Dakmar (#413)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#419. To: All (#418)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#420. To: Mudboy Slim, Ragin1, Dakmar, Cynicom, all (#418)
A Biography
Lord Acton
#421. To: All (#420)
Mudboy married for the first time at seventeen. Then, again, at eighteen, and finally settled down with the "love of my life" at age 20. She left him after two weeks, carrying another boy's child. That's when Mudboy ran away from home for good.
Lord Acton
#422. To: James Deffenbach (#420)
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It's been posted on multiple occasions, it must be true...LOL!!
(To be sung to KISS's "Hard-Luck Woman!!")
And now we have seen you lie!!
If not fer yer faux Media,
We'd never have to fight this fight!!
Yer handlers, they made you...
Turtle sittin' on a post...
The Right ain't just talkin'...
Dude, there's so much you'll never know!!
You folks are Barack's women!!"
Sheep to the final slaughter...
Too proud to stand and FReep!!
Yer suckas, silly dumb fools!!
We're talkin' Barack's women!!
Baby, ain't he oh so slim?!
And all yer Alinsky lies!!
We don't wanna hurt you, Barry...
Just want you to say, "Goodbye!"
'Cuz you are Barack's women...
I said yer Barack's women...
Nation, won't you make a stand?!!
Sheep to the final slaughter...
Part of the TRT**...
But this ain't all about you.
Yer playin' Barack's women...
Ladies, he's a charlatan!!
Stop being Barack's women...
Ladies, he's a Marxist man!!
I'm just packin' my bags, whoo, leavin' you
Bye bye, bye bye, bye bye, baby, don't cry
I gotta keep on movin', yeah movin'
Bye, bye my baby
Ooh, don't cry
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#423. To: James Deffenbach (#420)
Mudboy is notoriously vague about his age.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#424. To: James Deffenbach, TLBSHOW, A K A Stone (#421)
"And, if the Toddler were here he would say, BUT GOOD! ahaha."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#425. To: James Deffenbach, Mudboy_Slim (#420)
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams 
#426. To: Rotara (#425)
"Do you need me to send you a copy of "The Creature", Mud ?"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#427. To: Mudboy Slim (#424)
Lord Acton
#428. To: James Deffenbach (#427)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#429. To: Mudboy Slim (#428)
Lord Acton
#430. To: James Deffenbach, ..., Minerva, Jethro Tull, ferret, CAPPSMADNESS (#429)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#431. To: All (#430)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#432. To: Mudboy Slim (#431)
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#433. To: Rotara (#432)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#434. To: All (#0)
(To be sung to Harry Chapin's "Cats in the Cradle")
But Barry's need to tax, fer bills he made...Voters will walk when THIS is yer "Change"!!
Teleprompt' talking was all he knew...he had no clue!!
He said, "I'm gonna be yer tool, RATS.
We're growin' guv'ment just fer you!!"
Liberal fools preachin' "Country's in ruins!!"
When you growing up, RATS? You spend and spend!!
But we'll stand together soon, son...you know we'll have a good time then.
Gotta teach him to know. I said, "Marxism's a haven fer fools." He said, "Vote McCain!!"
And then we walked away...lobbed a shot at the rim...
And he said, "I'm gonna be like Reagan...
You know I'm gonna be like him."
Barry boy's blue...'cuz he don't like my tunes.
When you growing up, O? This ain't pretend!!
Git yer act together soon.
You know we'll have a good time then.
Next, he organized...community-style. He'd tilt his head, then he'd flash his big smile,
What he really learned, RATS, was Chicago's Daley sleaze.
Dumb debator. Marxists he did please.
Liberal fools, man, they can't stand my tunes.
When you growing up, O? You tax and spend...
But we'll stand together soon, RATS.
You'll know you've fought the far Right then.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!! Oh oh oh oh!!
Right said, "We shall defeat you, cuz Leftists lie." We said, "We love this land, best if you say goodbye."
Obama's new job's a hassle, and his motives ain't true.
But it's sure nice singing to you, RATS.
It's been sure nice singing to you.
And as we vote out Big O, 2012 it'll be...
Our country shall be freed.
Repowerin' Liberty!!
Liberal fools chantin' "Country's in ruins!!"
When you growing up, son?! November '10!!
'Cuz we'll be together then, RATS,
Yer rilin' up the good Right men.
'Cuz we'll be together then, O...were gonna have a good time then.
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#435. To: Mudboy Slim (#434)
This guy may be prowling 4um: |
Morehead City Concerts Summer 2009
#436. To: Mudboy Slim (#433)
Rock on bro Mud
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#437. To: Critter (#435)
Of course there is, you ol' coot. If the last coupla months haven't convinced you of the differences between the parties, the next four surely will...MUD
"You still think there is one bit of difference between demonrats and repugnicans?"
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#438. To: Mudboy Slim (#437)
You naive little boy. The only reason power changes hands at all is so it looks like there is some opposition. But just to cite a small example. NYS passed an assault weapon ban in 2000, with a repugnicant gov, senate and legislature in power, something the demonrats were unable to do.
This guy may be prowling 4um: |
Morehead City Concerts Summer 2009
#439. To: Mudboy Slim (#437)
You fall for the marketing. The destination is 100% exactly the same. Socialists and Communists running head long into world government. Jump out of the matrix while you still can.
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#440. To: All (#0)
Bwahaha, you honky suckas...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#441. To: Critter (#438)
"You naive little boy." Actually, I've found that I'm less-naive than most I meet, in real-life and on- line. "The only reason power changes hands at all is so it looks like there is some opposition." Does yer overwhelming cynicism give you absolution fer sitting yer ass on the sidelines and doing NOTHING?! I say, "No Way, Jose'!!"...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#442. To: Mudboy Slim (#441)
I developed my cynicism after having spent the better part of the 90s and the new millennium fighting these bastards. Did Bush have the justice department investigate Clinton's crimes? No. Is Obummer going to have his justice department investigate Bush for his crimes? No. Don't you get it? They all play for the same team.
This guy may be prowling 4um: |
Morehead City Concerts Summer 2009
#443. To: Critter (#442)
Don't you get it? They all play for the same team. You don't seem qualified to voice an opinion. Only a government boot-licker of the sort such as Mudboy Slim knows how effective a government can manifest itself with a few chosen words within any dialogue. Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh are the new tokens that Mudboy Slim offers to create a truly free America; free from government corruption that is. Doesn't that tell you everything about the swine?
Did Bush have the justice department investigate Clinton's crimes? No. Is Obummer going to have his justice department investigate Bush for his crimes? No.
#444. To: grace_is_by_our_lord (#443)
"Big Guv'ment!!" You know I pay way too much in tax... God damn Big Guv'ment!! DemRATS are dealers...Big Guv'ment is a SHAM!! God damn...Big Guv'ment!! Well, now if I were the president of this land... God damn Big Guv'ment!! Mudboy Slim (06/29/2004)
You don't know me worth diddley...
(To be sung to Steppenwolf's "The Pusher")
Good Lord, (I) take nuthin' from the till!!
Folks, I never wanted nothin'...
From Dem Lib'rals like Bill!!
You know, I've seen a lot of Lib'rals walkin' 'round...
With HATRED in their eyes!!
'Cuz Big Guv'ment don't care...
Ah, if you live or if you die!!
God damns--I pray--Big Guv'ment!!
Right shall Devolve Power from Government!!
Gotta whup ass on "The Man!!"
'Cuz folks, Dem Lib'rals they're all monsters...
Good God, Right's gotta make a stand!!
The hammer and the scykle (sp?) ain't the way!!
Folks, Left's sellin' you all their freak schemes...
Ah, but Big Guv'ment takes all yer money...
Lord, we'll freep Dems...we'll freep fer Righteous Dreams!!
God damns...God damns the Sosh'lists!!
Right musr RISE UP, God...smite down Big Guv'ment man!!
You know, I'd declare total war on Big Government!!
I'd cut back on our taxes...and I'd cut how much we spend!!
Yes I'd whup Left with my Bible and my freepin' and my pen!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!!
I sing, "God damn, God damn Big Government!!"
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#445. To: Critter (#442)
Me, too...and please forgive me if I refuse to surrender to these bi-partisan detriments to society. RINOS = RATS = The Enemy!! Regards...MUD
"I...spent the better part of the 90s and the new millennium fighting these bastards."
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#446. To: Rotara (#436)
Obama bows to Saudi king...what an embarrassment!! Sheeesh...MUD
Hey, Rotara, Amazon emailed me and said my book is in the mail...
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#447. To: grace_is_by_our_lord, critter, Jethro Tull (#443)
"Obama Bows to Saudi King!! (Video)" What a friggin' embarrassment...Barry "NotReadyFerPrimetime" Obama!! Sheeesh...MUD BTW...and his wife looks like a gargantuan, bowlegged transvestite!!
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#448. To: Mudboy Slim (#447)
She's an ugly mountain monkey with one of those a red asses.
BTW...and his wife looks like a gargantuan, bowlegged transvestite!!
#449. To: Jethro Tull, Christine, Dakmar, ..., Minerva, CAPPSMADNESS, Jhoffa_, Rotara, byeltsin (#448) (Edited)
"Pelosi's Lying!!" I know the Speaker and she lies to you. I know ol' bugeye and she's got no shame!! So pleee-eease, return the money you took from me!! (MUD on keyboards...chronic on drums) Lib'rals ain't thinking, Leftists ain't thinking!! So pleee-eease, return the taxes you took from me. Mudboy Slim (24 April 2009)
(To be sung to C h ris Isaac's "Somebody's Crying")
Gramma's a'fakin'...sayin' she never knew.
We oughtta waterboard dat nasty shrew, 'cuz Pelosi's lying.
S Four Trillion lies...her promises're lame!!
Dem Lib'rals're loving her just the same, we know that Pelosi's lying.
Or pleee-eease, reverse big spendin' tyranny, I'll say when,
Liberty's dying...I know when the Speaker's lying!! Come on...
Marxists ain't right...RATS are socialist tools!!
It sure ain't torture...we 'board ours, too!!
Dem Leftists cry at night they're silly fools!! We know that Pelosi's lying.
Or pleee-eease, Devolve Big Guv'ment Tyranny!!
I know when Obama's lying, 'tis when his lips're movin'.
Oh I, oh I......
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#450. To: All (#449)
Four fitty...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#451. To: Rotara (#425)
I'm reading "The Creature", my friend...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
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