RATS, admit it...yer insane...yeah... Righteous rhythm...freedom's gain...mmm... RATS need Guv'ment...minions, do what yer told!! We got Obama seducing RATS and givin' 'em gold!! MUD's gotta sixteen gauge buried under his coat, we sing... Once upon a time, MUD could control hisself... Ooh, once I learned what's Right...whup Dem FOOLS myself...yeah!!
Folks, fight RAT-minions...RATS're lame...ooh, yeah... Right is in it...where do YOU stand?!! Yo, y'all think I'm funnin', but I'll take the heat... Dem wimpy RATS need Guv'ment, they're just socialist freaks!! Left's got their hand in my pocket, RATS're consumed by GREED...I pray... Once upon a time, MUD could control hisself... Ooh, once I learned what's Right...whup Dem FOOLS myself...yeah yeah...
(The BigMan making his guitar scream and wail...)
RATS think Right's got our eyes closed... But MUD's lookin' at Left the whole friggin' time... Once upon a time, MUD could control hisself... Ooh, once I learned what's Right...whup Dem FOOLS myself...yeah yeah yeah!! Once upon a time, MUD could control hisself... Ooh, once I learned what's Right...whup Dem FOOLS myself...yeah yeah yeah!!
Once (4x) Yeah...once, once...yeah, yeah... Yeah...yeah, yeah...yeah, yeah...oww...
Mudboy Slim (31 December 2009)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
LOL...yep, yer "war" alright. It's amusingly pathetic that you see the need to create new identities just so you have someone to cite yourself as a source, war...bwahahahaha!!!
My oh my, Badeye was sooo right about you, worm...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
If you check out the comments section under the attached YouTube version of Pearl Jam's "Once", you'll see where KingNegativeCreep says, "EDDIE VEDDER IS THE GOLDEN BARITONE"...well, I don't know exactly what that means, but folks say MUD's voice can do an eery Eddie Vedder impression...and the BigMan's favorite band usedta be Pearl Jam.
Happy New Decade, y'all...we ain't seen nuthin' yet...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
Doesn't take blood relation to know that your attempts at parody all suck. Your grasp of politics is rudimentary and your concepts of rhyme and meter are primitive.
Right is the Future...Right is FRee... Follow me...Right's all 'bout Liberatin'!! Right's gonna win you!! LeftWing's fer FOOLS!! Right's gonna save you!!
Right's like a train...we roll hard, FReepin' fer our dreams!! We watch FoxNewsChannel and Limbaugh FReeps...maybe!! We reject Left's fools...RATS ain't FRee!! But Right be whuppin' butt 'gainst Leftist Tyranny!! Right gotz soul...like the Gip!! Back in '96, man, I was FReepin' 'gainst Slick!! 'Cuz Right can rumble...FarRight, hit the bricks!! Fer our righteous dreams, we shall never quit!! Press, ask REAL questions...know John Kerry lies... RATS are weak and STOOOPID with blood shot eyes... Slick spanks the sink...Right shall next RE-IMPEACH!! We'll CONVICT Slick Willie...Bill's a Prison Queen!! 'Cuz Right's like bulldogs...we gotta plan!! Left's illegitimate scourge of man... RATS' S-O-P is vile Tyranny... FReep the G-O-P fer more Liberty!! Folks, we're FReepin'...unh unh...yes, we're FReepin'!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! And we FReep...watch the Right reawaken!! Right's gonna help you!! Reject Left's fools!! Right's gonna win you!!
A lotta FReepers poke fun and that's alright... But when I start pokin back, Gramps gits all uptight...Hunh!! MUD can rap with this KidRock punk... So just Devolve Power before DemRATS wake up!! Yes, I'm a FReeper...my FRiends call me "MUD"... And Ol' Slim, he ain't aFRaid...gonna mix it up!! I'm gonna flood the world with my righteous thoughts... Sweep the Left away...FReedom can't be bought!! Unh!! FReepersUP!! Kerry's LYIN' SCUM!! We gotta let sheeple know that LeftWing's DONE!! So grab you a walkman and listen to Rush... Or listen to Hannity or read Matt Drudge!! 'Cuz we're the RightWing...you'll understand... We're a legitimate righteous land!! RATS' S-O-P is vile Tyranny... FReep the G-O-P fer more Liberty!! Folks, we're FReepin'...yeah, we're FReepin'!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! The Worlds needs patriots liberatin'!! Liberate US...yeah!!
RATS ain't nuthin'!!
FReeeeeeeeee....Yeah yeah yeah!! Come on, get on up!! Come on, FReepersUP!! Come on, don't let up!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! This World needs more righteous liberation!! We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! And we feed on sweet Justice!!
I love my FReein fer Peace...gonna show what's Right!! DemRATS say it ain't fair...Left just begs and whines... Left's thoughts are scams...RATS make no sense... Left abhors all that's Right...RAT-power's past tense!! Raisin' Cain on the internet... NooYawkSlimes, here we come, we're takin' stands!! I've gotta band of gypsies, we're set to stun... Listen to Limbaugh...havin' fun!! DemLib'rals seem so odd... Lefty's veins are popping, whinin' "Life's SOOO Hard!!" I am the Mudboy, you'll understand... Right here in my head is Right's Master Plan!!
Unhh!! Right's gonna FRee you!! LeftFReeaks fool you!! Right wantsta help you...Right's yer future!!
Mudboy Slim (Sunday, January 16, 2005)
BTW...at this stage, they ain't even parodies...they are simply new messages performed to old, recognizable tunes.
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
"we just keep sitting around...people need to start getting more pro active."
Some of us are being proactive...I was in DeeCee yesterday supporting the troops AND THE MISSION!! It was an inspiring day listening to the Gold Star families speaking about their loved ones who were lost and how committed they continue to be to winning the War on Terror.
Meanwhile, I met some of the folks counter-protesting...while I respect that you and others may have principled arguments against the War in Iraq, you gotta understand that there are a whole lotta folks on yer side who simply hate America and capitalism and much of what has made this the greatest nation in the history of this planet. It was disgusting how these folks demeaned those who had lost so much...the peaceful protesters of the War need to realize how much they and their cause are demeaned by so many of their so-called allies.
Regards...MUD (2005-09-26)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
Obama, you lie... Obama, you lie... Obama, you lie... Obama, YOU LIE!!
Folks, I remember when we used to freep... Against government whores in DeeCee!! Protesting Dem hypocrites... Mingled with the good FReepers we'd meet!! Good friends, we shall...Oh, good friends, RATS're lost... We'll make Dems pay!! Fight fer yer Future... Big Guv'ment shall not last!! Ignore Left's fears...MUD sings...
"Obama, you lie... Obama, you lie... Lib'ral Barry, yer spreadin' fears... Obama, YOU LIE!!"
Folks, I remember when the Truth was "it"... Now the RAT-Media LIES fer Marxists!! Back then, Reagan would fire up the Far Right... I seh, helped free Russians 'cuz we're Right!! Now, RATS feed US Marxist bullshit... I'm told to share with FOOLS!! MUD's songs are my only weapon... Good folks, we gotta WHUP Dem TOOLS!! Or Freedom's GONE!!
Everything's gonna be alright... All good patriots gotta join the fight... Everything's gonna be alright... Lib'ral Left gonna fear our might!! Everything's gonna be alright... All good Briefers gotta join the fight... Everything's gonna be alright... BureaucRATS gonna fear our might!!
Obama, you lie... Obama, you lie... MUD sings, "Prez'dent Barry... BigGuv'ment's queer... Obama, YOU LIE!!"
Mudboy Slim (6 January 2010)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#603. To: purplerose, Jethro Tull, Jhoffa_, christine, CAPPSMADNESS, James Deffenbach, goldilucky, turtle, Cynicom (#594)
"First National Tea Party Convention!!" February 4-6, 2010 Opryland Hotel Nashville, TN.
The First National Tea Party Convention hosted by Tea Party Nation is happy to announce updates to the convention itinerary.
World Net Daily's Joseph Farah and Fox News Contributor Angela McGlowan will be attending the convention and both will be speaking at the Friday evening dinner.
We are also very pleased to announce that Tea Party Express will be rolling in and joining us for the convention.
National Precinct Alliance will be in attendance and conducting a workshop on the importance of becoming Precinct Committee Chairs.
We would like to thank Eric Odom and American Liberty Alliance, Tea Party Emporium, The Leadership Institute and Eagle Forum for their support and Sponsorship of the Convention.
Rep. Michele Bachman will be the Breakfast Speaker Friday morning and Rep. Marsha Blackburn will be introducing Sarah Palin, Governor of Alaska (2006 - 2009) and 2008 Republican Vice Presidential Nominee, Saturday evening at the Convention's closing night banquet.
Other participants include: Phil Valentine (Nationally Syndicated Conservative Talk Radio Host), Bruce Donnelly (President, SurgeUSA), Judge Roy Moore, WWTN, Ana Puig, Dr. B. Leland Baker (author of Tea Party Revival), Mark Skoda (The Memphis Tea Party), Keli Carender (aka Liberty Belle), Dr. Rick Scarborough (author of "Enough is Enough"), Lori Christenson (The Evergreen Conifer Tea Party), David DeGerolamo (NC Freedom Tea Party), Walter Fitzgerald (Tea Party Nation - Emergency Preparedness), World Net Daily, TownHall.com, Judicial Watch, Young Americans for Freedom, SurgeUSA, FAIR, National Taxpayers Union, Smart Girl Politics...
I agree with you Mudboy. It is disgusting to see how our troops are treated with such contempt after returning back from war. It's disgusting how our government treats our troops too when our troops want to re-enroll in college and are told they have to pay a certain fee when they were told otherwise.
Sweet Eener, go to bed now, it's getting late... Nothing we can say is gonna change anything now... I'll be leaving you our homestead, hope yer new life's great... I wouldn't change yer mind even if I could somehow. 'Cuz the diff'rence in our worlds has got the best of us... It's Dem Lib'rals craving Power that I eschew... But RATS can't touch me now... Girl, YOU can't touch me now... RATS ain't gonna do to me... What I watched Left do to you!!
So say goodbye, it's Independence Day!! MUD's Independence Day... Mudboy's all Right!! Believe yer LIES, it's Independence Day!! MUD's Independence Day...it's time...
Girl, I know just what it always was with us... We fought with words, and yeah, we took up sides... There was just no way yer heart could love this patriot... I reckon you wuz raised Lib'ral, but Mudboy's Right!!
So, say goodbye, it's Independence Day!! MUD's Independence Day... Mudboy must have his say!! Girl, say goodbye, it's Independence Day!! Patriots shall save the day, come Independence Day!!
(Mudboy kickin' it on saxaphone...yep, no kidding)
The MudCave is all ready up on ol' Church Hill... And the RightWing, we're conspiring how to break Left's will!! There's a lot of people waking up now... Briefing their friends...let's roll... FarRight, we walk 'bout bold and ornery...my way's Right, Left's WRONG!!
Sweet darlin', go to bed now it's getting late... Nothing we can say can change anything now... Because we're just different people, girl... And we've got diff'rent dreams... But soon everything RATS "know", Truth shall eradicate!!
RATS, say goodbye, it's Independence Day!! "Barry, I know Power's what you wanted...Fear Yer Judgement Day!!" BigGuv'ment TOOLS, say goodbye, it's Independence Day!! I swear I'll never stop MUD's fight 'gainst Tyranny!!
Mudboy Slim (19 January 2010)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
Hey, China, can you lend US a few bucks? A cool $5 Trillion would be nice... Gotta get rid of Big Guv'ment... Help by Briefing 'cross this land, sing 'bout wrong and Right!! Hey Landru, this time. it's the real thing... So if you wanna sing along... You gotta promise you believe Reagan's dreams... 'Cuz patriots shall dance... In this World of RATS, we're Freedom's best chance!!
We gotta rise up and fight, neighbors... 'Cuz man, we screwed ourselves up now big-time!! Folks, when you vote Lib'ral... Yer just gonna be votin' fer more Guv'ment SLIME!! Folks, all we gotta do is hold up our end... Constitution's in my pocket... With Limbaugh, yer radios's yer friend!! And remember, Reagan smiled... Change means work...be polite, RATS are vile!!
Yeah, Eener says she's gonna walk... 'Cause she found out MUD loathes Left's tyranny and fought it!! She's Lib'ral, man, she don't understand... Our Freedom's actually sitting here in my songlist... The FarRight's gonna be everything that MUD writ... And when we DEFEAT LEFT'S WHORE'd... I'm just gonna throw "Black 33" on the bed... You'll see this time, MUD wasn't just talking... Then I'm gonna go out walking... Hey buddy, can you spare US a dime?
Mudboy Slim (18 January 2010)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!