If you check out the comments section under the attached YouTube version of Pearl Jam's "Once", you'll see where KingNegativeCreep says, "EDDIE VEDDER IS THE GOLDEN BARITONE"...well, I don't know exactly what that means, but folks say MUD's voice can do an eery Eddie Vedder impression...and the BigMan's favorite band usedta be Pearl Jam.
Happy New Decade, y'all...we ain't seen nuthin' yet...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
Doesn't take blood relation to know that your attempts at parody all suck. Your grasp of politics is rudimentary and your concepts of rhyme and meter are primitive.
Right is the Future...Right is FRee... Follow me...Right's all 'bout Liberatin'!! Right's gonna win you!! LeftWing's fer FOOLS!! Right's gonna save you!!
Right's like a train...we roll hard, FReepin' fer our dreams!! We watch FoxNewsChannel and Limbaugh FReeps...maybe!! We reject Left's fools...RATS ain't FRee!! But Right be whuppin' butt 'gainst Leftist Tyranny!! Right gotz soul...like the Gip!! Back in '96, man, I was FReepin' 'gainst Slick!! 'Cuz Right can rumble...FarRight, hit the bricks!! Fer our righteous dreams, we shall never quit!! Press, ask REAL questions...know John Kerry lies... RATS are weak and STOOOPID with blood shot eyes... Slick spanks the sink...Right shall next RE-IMPEACH!! We'll CONVICT Slick Willie...Bill's a Prison Queen!! 'Cuz Right's like bulldogs...we gotta plan!! Left's illegitimate scourge of man... RATS' S-O-P is vile Tyranny... FReep the G-O-P fer more Liberty!! Folks, we're FReepin'...unh unh...yes, we're FReepin'!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! And we FReep...watch the Right reawaken!! Right's gonna help you!! Reject Left's fools!! Right's gonna win you!!
A lotta FReepers poke fun and that's alright... But when I start pokin back, Gramps gits all uptight...Hunh!! MUD can rap with this KidRock punk... So just Devolve Power before DemRATS wake up!! Yes, I'm a FReeper...my FRiends call me "MUD"... And Ol' Slim, he ain't aFRaid...gonna mix it up!! I'm gonna flood the world with my righteous thoughts... Sweep the Left away...FReedom can't be bought!! Unh!! FReepersUP!! Kerry's LYIN' SCUM!! We gotta let sheeple know that LeftWing's DONE!! So grab you a walkman and listen to Rush... Or listen to Hannity or read Matt Drudge!! 'Cuz we're the RightWing...you'll understand... We're a legitimate righteous land!! RATS' S-O-P is vile Tyranny... FReep the G-O-P fer more Liberty!! Folks, we're FReepin'...yeah, we're FReepin'!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! The Worlds needs patriots liberatin'!! Liberate US...yeah!!
RATS ain't nuthin'!!
FReeeeeeeeee....Yeah yeah yeah!! Come on, get on up!! Come on, FReepersUP!! Come on, don't let up!!
We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! This World needs more righteous liberation!! We are the RightWing...we are FRee!! And we feed on sweet Justice!!
I love my FReein fer Peace...gonna show what's Right!! DemRATS say it ain't fair...Left just begs and whines... Left's thoughts are scams...RATS make no sense... Left abhors all that's Right...RAT-power's past tense!! Raisin' Cain on the internet... NooYawkSlimes, here we come, we're takin' stands!! I've gotta band of gypsies, we're set to stun... Listen to Limbaugh...havin' fun!! DemLib'rals seem so odd... Lefty's veins are popping, whinin' "Life's SOOO Hard!!" I am the Mudboy, you'll understand... Right here in my head is Right's Master Plan!!
Unhh!! Right's gonna FRee you!! LeftFReeaks fool you!! Right wantsta help you...Right's yer future!!
Mudboy Slim (Sunday, January 16, 2005)
BTW...at this stage, they ain't even parodies...they are simply new messages performed to old, recognizable tunes.
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
"we just keep sitting around...people need to start getting more pro active."
Some of us are being proactive...I was in DeeCee yesterday supporting the troops AND THE MISSION!! It was an inspiring day listening to the Gold Star families speaking about their loved ones who were lost and how committed they continue to be to winning the War on Terror.
Meanwhile, I met some of the folks counter-protesting...while I respect that you and others may have principled arguments against the War in Iraq, you gotta understand that there are a whole lotta folks on yer side who simply hate America and capitalism and much of what has made this the greatest nation in the history of this planet. It was disgusting how these folks demeaned those who had lost so much...the peaceful protesters of the War need to realize how much they and their cause are demeaned by so many of their so-called allies.
Regards...MUD (2005-09-26)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
Obama, you lie... Obama, you lie... Obama, you lie... Obama, YOU LIE!!
Folks, I remember when we used to freep... Against government whores in DeeCee!! Protesting Dem hypocrites... Mingled with the good FReepers we'd meet!! Good friends, we shall...Oh, good friends, RATS're lost... We'll make Dems pay!! Fight fer yer Future... Big Guv'ment shall not last!! Ignore Left's fears...MUD sings...
"Obama, you lie... Obama, you lie... Lib'ral Barry, yer spreadin' fears... Obama, YOU LIE!!"
Folks, I remember when the Truth was "it"... Now the RAT-Media LIES fer Marxists!! Back then, Reagan would fire up the Far Right... I seh, helped free Russians 'cuz we're Right!! Now, RATS feed US Marxist bullshit... I'm told to share with FOOLS!! MUD's songs are my only weapon... Good folks, we gotta WHUP Dem TOOLS!! Or Freedom's GONE!!
Everything's gonna be alright... All good patriots gotta join the fight... Everything's gonna be alright... Lib'ral Left gonna fear our might!! Everything's gonna be alright... All good Briefers gotta join the fight... Everything's gonna be alright... BureaucRATS gonna fear our might!!
Obama, you lie... Obama, you lie... MUD sings, "Prez'dent Barry... BigGuv'ment's queer... Obama, YOU LIE!!"
Mudboy Slim (6 January 2010)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#603. To: purplerose, Jethro Tull, Jhoffa_, christine, CAPPSMADNESS, James Deffenbach, goldilucky, turtle, Cynicom (#594)
"First National Tea Party Convention!!" February 4-6, 2010 Opryland Hotel Nashville, TN.
The First National Tea Party Convention hosted by Tea Party Nation is happy to announce updates to the convention itinerary.
World Net Daily's Joseph Farah and Fox News Contributor Angela McGlowan will be attending the convention and both will be speaking at the Friday evening dinner.
We are also very pleased to announce that Tea Party Express will be rolling in and joining us for the convention.
National Precinct Alliance will be in attendance and conducting a workshop on the importance of becoming Precinct Committee Chairs.
We would like to thank Eric Odom and American Liberty Alliance, Tea Party Emporium, The Leadership Institute and Eagle Forum for their support and Sponsorship of the Convention.
Rep. Michele Bachman will be the Breakfast Speaker Friday morning and Rep. Marsha Blackburn will be introducing Sarah Palin, Governor of Alaska (2006 - 2009) and 2008 Republican Vice Presidential Nominee, Saturday evening at the Convention's closing night banquet.
Other participants include: Phil Valentine (Nationally Syndicated Conservative Talk Radio Host), Bruce Donnelly (President, SurgeUSA), Judge Roy Moore, WWTN, Ana Puig, Dr. B. Leland Baker (author of Tea Party Revival), Mark Skoda (The Memphis Tea Party), Keli Carender (aka Liberty Belle), Dr. Rick Scarborough (author of "Enough is Enough"), Lori Christenson (The Evergreen Conifer Tea Party), David DeGerolamo (NC Freedom Tea Party), Walter Fitzgerald (Tea Party Nation - Emergency Preparedness), World Net Daily, TownHall.com, Judicial Watch, Young Americans for Freedom, SurgeUSA, FAIR, National Taxpayers Union, Smart Girl Politics...
I agree with you Mudboy. It is disgusting to see how our troops are treated with such contempt after returning back from war. It's disgusting how our government treats our troops too when our troops want to re-enroll in college and are told they have to pay a certain fee when they were told otherwise.
Sweet Eener, go to bed now, it's getting late... Nothing we can say is gonna change anything now... I'll be leaving you our homestead, hope yer new life's great... I wouldn't change yer mind even if I could somehow. 'Cuz the diff'rence in our worlds has got the best of us... It's Dem Lib'rals craving Power that I eschew... But RATS can't touch me now... Girl, YOU can't touch me now... RATS ain't gonna do to me... What I watched Left do to you!!
So say goodbye, it's Independence Day!! MUD's Independence Day... Mudboy's all Right!! Believe yer LIES, it's Independence Day!! MUD's Independence Day...it's time...
Girl, I know just what it always was with us... We fought with words, and yeah, we took up sides... There was just no way yer heart could love this patriot... I reckon you wuz raised Lib'ral, but Mudboy's Right!!
So, say goodbye, it's Independence Day!! MUD's Independence Day... Mudboy must have his say!! Girl, say goodbye, it's Independence Day!! Patriots shall save the day, come Independence Day!!
(Mudboy kickin' it on saxaphone...yep, no kidding)
The MudCave is all ready up on ol' Church Hill... And the RightWing, we're conspiring how to break Left's will!! There's a lot of people waking up now... Briefing their friends...let's roll... FarRight, we walk 'bout bold and ornery...my way's Right, Left's WRONG!!
Sweet darlin', go to bed now it's getting late... Nothing we can say can change anything now... Because we're just different people, girl... And we've got diff'rent dreams... But soon everything RATS "know", Truth shall eradicate!!
RATS, say goodbye, it's Independence Day!! "Barry, I know Power's what you wanted...Fear Yer Judgement Day!!" BigGuv'ment TOOLS, say goodbye, it's Independence Day!! I swear I'll never stop MUD's fight 'gainst Tyranny!!
Mudboy Slim (19 January 2010)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
Hey, China, can you lend US a few bucks? A cool $5 Trillion would be nice... Gotta get rid of Big Guv'ment... Help by Briefing 'cross this land, sing 'bout wrong and Right!! Hey Landru, this time. it's the real thing... So if you wanna sing along... You gotta promise you believe Reagan's dreams... 'Cuz patriots shall dance... In this World of RATS, we're Freedom's best chance!!
We gotta rise up and fight, neighbors... 'Cuz man, we screwed ourselves up now big-time!! Folks, when you vote Lib'ral... Yer just gonna be votin' fer more Guv'ment SLIME!! Folks, all we gotta do is hold up our end... Constitution's in my pocket... With Limbaugh, yer radios's yer friend!! And remember, Reagan smiled... Change means work...be polite, RATS are vile!!
Yeah, Eener says she's gonna walk... 'Cause she found out MUD loathes Left's tyranny and fought it!! She's Lib'ral, man, she don't understand... Our Freedom's actually sitting here in my songlist... The FarRight's gonna be everything that MUD writ... And when we DEFEAT LEFT'S WHORE'd... I'm just gonna throw "Black 33" on the bed... You'll see this time, MUD wasn't just talking... Then I'm gonna go out walking... Hey buddy, can you spare US a dime?
Mudboy Slim (18 January 2010)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
"The Daily Mail said 2 million Americans participated. My friend Charlie Martin extrapolated from the pictures an attendance figure of 2.3 million. Here is a time lapse of the parade portion of the event so you can get a feel for yourself of the size of the crowd. Whatever the actual number it is sure to be seriously underestimated by the Obama-besotted members of the press corps who are also likely to misrepresent the participants and their views.
But as a participant, I want you to know the attendees were wonderful people, civil and polite. They showed their respect for the Capitol and the event by leaving no mess behind when they were through, in marked contrast to the inauguration and the usual left wing demonstrations here.
The feeling I have is that this is a wretched political class, as full of itself as it is idea-less and talentless and the people know it. They are disgusted enough with the new American elitism to travel on their own dime by any means available to come here to let Congress and the President know that they will use every legal means at their disposal to overthrow them. And overthrowing them is precisely what they intend to do."
I counted AT LEAST one million...MUD
BTW...well well well, here we are, exactly twenty (20) weeks removed from that transformative day in DeeCee...how have things changed?! Well, in November, both Ol' Virginny and NooJoisey replaced their RAT-governors with Republican governors...that's a start!! Oh, and now the Voters in the People's Republic of Taxachusetts have elected a Republican pickup truck driver to replace uber- Progressive FatTeddy "The Swimmer" Kennedy...in Massachusetts, the Kennedy Senate seat is no more!! And let's admit it, if we keep the pressure on, the RATS' takeover of the Health Care Industry really has a snowball's chance in hell of becoming law, and the RATS' proposed Cap&Trade legislation has absolutely ZERO chance of being enacted...and I simply cannot wait fer the RATS to fall on their swords in an effort to pass Amnesty fer ILLEGALS while America's unemployment rate is in double-figures!!
Not bad fer 140 days, if ya ask me...
Funny thing is, though, the RATS ain't seen nuthin' yet!! This next 20 weeks is gonna shake the ObamaNation to its very foundation. God Bless the patriotic TeaPartiers!!
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
Yes, the Lovable Fuzzball literally swept the Miss America Pageant audience off its feet with his charming, fun-loving ways.
I gotta wonder how many future Dittoheads will look back at that little televised gesture and fondly recall, "THAT was when I first started listening to what Rush SAID instead of just focusing on what the RAT-Media said ABOUT Limbaugh."?
Utmost Regards, Rush...MUD
BTW...here's a prediction I'll bet y'all have never heard...
"Dick "Darth Vader" Cheney shall be a participant in "Dancing with the Stars" by 2012!!"
Just remember, you heard it here first...LOL!!
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
You can change it.... We'll re-arrange it!! Freedom is all that we got.... Dem Statists shan't take it!!
Muddy is a lover... A soldier fer the Right!! We've worked as these years have amassed... DemRATS we shall fight!!
Run away from the Left's shameless LIES... Country, I want you to be on my side!! Pissants on Network News are RAT-whores!! Yer whores!!
Alinsky taught a vile way of life... Country, I want you to sing fer the Right!! MUD and his RightWing band ain't RAT-whores... We'll score!!
BarryO wants to control yer life... Country, I want you to Vote fer the Right!! Me and my righteous stands RATS ignore... No more!!
(The BigMan kickin' it on his ax...)
Goodbye, BigGuv'ment... Obama's Way sucks A$$!! Condemn all Left's Marxist Tyranny... Right's time's comin' fast!!
Come to me, Barry... Come play MUD one-on-one!! That's right, RATS are LOSERS... Right shall groove on!! Let's vote out Left's whores... Let's defeat RAT-whore'ds!! RightWing, be bold!! Let's fight fer our home!!
Let's go.... Let's go.... Let's go.... Let's go.... Let's go.... Let's go.... Right's comin' back fer more...
Mudboy Slim (4 February 2010)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
MUD: Welcome, BureaucRATS...yer Liberty is why I'm here. My name is Mudboy...and I shall wipe away yer fears. If you want to become free, you've got to hear Limbaugh... So remove yer earplugs, take off yer eyeshades... You know, Socialists rarely work!!
Hey you, Union THUGS, yer sorry...fer Power you lust!! Hey you, smoking Mother Nature...In God We Trust!! Hey Big Guv'ment-lovin' Lib'ral, yer Statism's a bust!! 'Cause you ain't got no liberty, reject Left's ways... Good folks, Freedom's a MUST!!
Patriots: We're not gonna take it...help defeat the Statists!! We're not gonna take it...Emperor is naked!! We're not gonna take it...Guv'ment spends, we pay the bill!! We're not gonna take it...people make stuff, Guv'ment takes stuff... Patriots have had our fill!!
MUD: Folks, you must hear me...the Truth shall be revealed!! You must seek Freedom...Left's fate is sealed!! Networks see nothing...but Limbaugh speaks to yer dreams. Here comes Marxist Algore to LIE to you...and force you to be Green!!
Patriots: We're not gonna take it...help defeat the Statists!! We're not gonna take it...Emperor is naked!! We're not gonna take it...Guv'ment spends, we pay the bill!! Guv'ment's Left's religion...RATS are taxing US to hell!! Right ain't gonna rape Truth...we shall flood Capitol Hill!! RightWing's gonna make do...shan't forsake you... Guv'ment rapes you...Voters feel Left's bitter chill!!
MUD: Read me. Hear me. Trust me. Be Free!!
Listening to you, I make my music. FReeping with you, I read yer Briefs. Following you, I'll climb tall mountains. Right shall incite 'gainst Tyranny!!
RightWing needs you...we'll sing to millions. Fer you, I'll sing Right's story. Fer you, we'll whup Left's minions. Love Truth...no need to worry.
Listening to you, I make my music. FReeping with you, I read yer Briefs. Following you, I'll climb tall mountains. Right shall incite 'gainst Tyranny!!
RightWing needs you...we'll sing to millions. Fer you, I'll sing Right's story. Fer you, we'll whup Left's minions. Love Truth...no need to worry.
Listening to you, I make my music. FReeping with you, I read yer Briefs. Following you, I'll climb tall mountains. Right shall incite 'gainst Tyranny!!
(FADE:) Fight to find Truth...I'll sing fer millions. Fer you, I sing fer glory. From you, I get opinions. From you, I get the story.
Mudboy Slim (9 February 2010)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!