#603. To: purplerose, Jethro Tull, Jhoffa_, christine, CAPPSMADNESS, James Deffenbach, goldilucky, turtle, Cynicom (#594)
"First National Tea Party Convention!!" February 4-6, 2010 Opryland Hotel Nashville, TN.
The First National Tea Party Convention hosted by Tea Party Nation is happy to announce updates to the convention itinerary.
World Net Daily's Joseph Farah and Fox News Contributor Angela McGlowan will be attending the convention and both will be speaking at the Friday evening dinner.
We are also very pleased to announce that Tea Party Express will be rolling in and joining us for the convention.
National Precinct Alliance will be in attendance and conducting a workshop on the importance of becoming Precinct Committee Chairs.
We would like to thank Eric Odom and American Liberty Alliance, Tea Party Emporium, The Leadership Institute and Eagle Forum for their support and Sponsorship of the Convention.
Rep. Michele Bachman will be the Breakfast Speaker Friday morning and Rep. Marsha Blackburn will be introducing Sarah Palin, Governor of Alaska (2006 - 2009) and 2008 Republican Vice Presidential Nominee, Saturday evening at the Convention's closing night banquet.
Other participants include: Phil Valentine (Nationally Syndicated Conservative Talk Radio Host), Bruce Donnelly (President, SurgeUSA), Judge Roy Moore, WWTN, Ana Puig, Dr. B. Leland Baker (author of Tea Party Revival), Mark Skoda (The Memphis Tea Party), Keli Carender (aka Liberty Belle), Dr. Rick Scarborough (author of "Enough is Enough"), Lori Christenson (The Evergreen Conifer Tea Party), David DeGerolamo (NC Freedom Tea Party), Walter Fitzgerald (Tea Party Nation - Emergency Preparedness), World Net Daily, TownHall.com, Judicial Watch, Young Americans for Freedom, SurgeUSA, FAIR, National Taxpayers Union, Smart Girl Politics...
I agree with you Mudboy. It is disgusting to see how our troops are treated with such contempt after returning back from war. It's disgusting how our government treats our troops too when our troops want to re-enroll in college and are told they have to pay a certain fee when they were told otherwise.
Sweet Eener, go to bed now, it's getting late... Nothing we can say is gonna change anything now... I'll be leaving you our homestead, hope yer new life's great... I wouldn't change yer mind even if I could somehow. 'Cuz the diff'rence in our worlds has got the best of us... It's Dem Lib'rals craving Power that I eschew... But RATS can't touch me now... Girl, YOU can't touch me now... RATS ain't gonna do to me... What I watched Left do to you!!
So say goodbye, it's Independence Day!! MUD's Independence Day... Mudboy's all Right!! Believe yer LIES, it's Independence Day!! MUD's Independence Day...it's time...
Girl, I know just what it always was with us... We fought with words, and yeah, we took up sides... There was just no way yer heart could love this patriot... I reckon you wuz raised Lib'ral, but Mudboy's Right!!
So, say goodbye, it's Independence Day!! MUD's Independence Day... Mudboy must have his say!! Girl, say goodbye, it's Independence Day!! Patriots shall save the day, come Independence Day!!
(Mudboy kickin' it on saxaphone...yep, no kidding)
The MudCave is all ready up on ol' Church Hill... And the RightWing, we're conspiring how to break Left's will!! There's a lot of people waking up now... Briefing their friends...let's roll... FarRight, we walk 'bout bold and ornery...my way's Right, Left's WRONG!!
Sweet darlin', go to bed now it's getting late... Nothing we can say can change anything now... Because we're just different people, girl... And we've got diff'rent dreams... But soon everything RATS "know", Truth shall eradicate!!
RATS, say goodbye, it's Independence Day!! "Barry, I know Power's what you wanted...Fear Yer Judgement Day!!" BigGuv'ment TOOLS, say goodbye, it's Independence Day!! I swear I'll never stop MUD's fight 'gainst Tyranny!!
Mudboy Slim (19 January 2010)
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Hey, China, can you lend US a few bucks? A cool $5 Trillion would be nice... Gotta get rid of Big Guv'ment... Help by Briefing 'cross this land, sing 'bout wrong and Right!! Hey Landru, this time. it's the real thing... So if you wanna sing along... You gotta promise you believe Reagan's dreams... 'Cuz patriots shall dance... In this World of RATS, we're Freedom's best chance!!
We gotta rise up and fight, neighbors... 'Cuz man, we screwed ourselves up now big-time!! Folks, when you vote Lib'ral... Yer just gonna be votin' fer more Guv'ment SLIME!! Folks, all we gotta do is hold up our end... Constitution's in my pocket... With Limbaugh, yer radios's yer friend!! And remember, Reagan smiled... Change means work...be polite, RATS are vile!!
Yeah, Eener says she's gonna walk... 'Cause she found out MUD loathes Left's tyranny and fought it!! She's Lib'ral, man, she don't understand... Our Freedom's actually sitting here in my songlist... The FarRight's gonna be everything that MUD writ... And when we DEFEAT LEFT'S WHORE'd... I'm just gonna throw "Black 33" on the bed... You'll see this time, MUD wasn't just talking... Then I'm gonna go out walking... Hey buddy, can you spare US a dime?
Mudboy Slim (18 January 2010)
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"The Daily Mail said 2 million Americans participated. My friend Charlie Martin extrapolated from the pictures an attendance figure of 2.3 million. Here is a time lapse of the parade portion of the event so you can get a feel for yourself of the size of the crowd. Whatever the actual number it is sure to be seriously underestimated by the Obama-besotted members of the press corps who are also likely to misrepresent the participants and their views.
But as a participant, I want you to know the attendees were wonderful people, civil and polite. They showed their respect for the Capitol and the event by leaving no mess behind when they were through, in marked contrast to the inauguration and the usual left wing demonstrations here.
The feeling I have is that this is a wretched political class, as full of itself as it is idea-less and talentless and the people know it. They are disgusted enough with the new American elitism to travel on their own dime by any means available to come here to let Congress and the President know that they will use every legal means at their disposal to overthrow them. And overthrowing them is precisely what they intend to do."
I counted AT LEAST one million...MUD
BTW...well well well, here we are, exactly twenty (20) weeks removed from that transformative day in DeeCee...how have things changed?! Well, in November, both Ol' Virginny and NooJoisey replaced their RAT-governors with Republican governors...that's a start!! Oh, and now the Voters in the People's Republic of Taxachusetts have elected a Republican pickup truck driver to replace uber- Progressive FatTeddy "The Swimmer" Kennedy...in Massachusetts, the Kennedy Senate seat is no more!! And let's admit it, if we keep the pressure on, the RATS' takeover of the Health Care Industry really has a snowball's chance in hell of becoming law, and the RATS' proposed Cap&Trade legislation has absolutely ZERO chance of being enacted...and I simply cannot wait fer the RATS to fall on their swords in an effort to pass Amnesty fer ILLEGALS while America's unemployment rate is in double-figures!!
Not bad fer 140 days, if ya ask me...
Funny thing is, though, the RATS ain't seen nuthin' yet!! This next 20 weeks is gonna shake the ObamaNation to its very foundation. God Bless the patriotic TeaPartiers!!
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
Yes, the Lovable Fuzzball literally swept the Miss America Pageant audience off its feet with his charming, fun-loving ways.
I gotta wonder how many future Dittoheads will look back at that little televised gesture and fondly recall, "THAT was when I first started listening to what Rush SAID instead of just focusing on what the RAT-Media said ABOUT Limbaugh."?
Utmost Regards, Rush...MUD
BTW...here's a prediction I'll bet y'all have never heard...
"Dick "Darth Vader" Cheney shall be a participant in "Dancing with the Stars" by 2012!!"
Just remember, you heard it here first...LOL!!
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
You can change it.... We'll re-arrange it!! Freedom is all that we got.... Dem Statists shan't take it!!
Muddy is a lover... A soldier fer the Right!! We've worked as these years have amassed... DemRATS we shall fight!!
Run away from the Left's shameless LIES... Country, I want you to be on my side!! Pissants on Network News are RAT-whores!! Yer whores!!
Alinsky taught a vile way of life... Country, I want you to sing fer the Right!! MUD and his RightWing band ain't RAT-whores... We'll score!!
BarryO wants to control yer life... Country, I want you to Vote fer the Right!! Me and my righteous stands RATS ignore... No more!!
(The BigMan kickin' it on his ax...)
Goodbye, BigGuv'ment... Obama's Way sucks A$$!! Condemn all Left's Marxist Tyranny... Right's time's comin' fast!!
Come to me, Barry... Come play MUD one-on-one!! That's right, RATS are LOSERS... Right shall groove on!! Let's vote out Left's whores... Let's defeat RAT-whore'ds!! RightWing, be bold!! Let's fight fer our home!!
Let's go.... Let's go.... Let's go.... Let's go.... Let's go.... Let's go.... Right's comin' back fer more...
Mudboy Slim (4 February 2010)
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MUD: Welcome, BureaucRATS...yer Liberty is why I'm here. My name is Mudboy...and I shall wipe away yer fears. If you want to become free, you've got to hear Limbaugh... So remove yer earplugs, take off yer eyeshades... You know, Socialists rarely work!!
Hey you, Union THUGS, yer sorry...fer Power you lust!! Hey you, smoking Mother Nature...In God We Trust!! Hey Big Guv'ment-lovin' Lib'ral, yer Statism's a bust!! 'Cause you ain't got no liberty, reject Left's ways... Good folks, Freedom's a MUST!!
Patriots: We're not gonna take it...help defeat the Statists!! We're not gonna take it...Emperor is naked!! We're not gonna take it...Guv'ment spends, we pay the bill!! We're not gonna take it...people make stuff, Guv'ment takes stuff... Patriots have had our fill!!
MUD: Folks, you must hear me...the Truth shall be revealed!! You must seek Freedom...Left's fate is sealed!! Networks see nothing...but Limbaugh speaks to yer dreams. Here comes Marxist Algore to LIE to you...and force you to be Green!!
Patriots: We're not gonna take it...help defeat the Statists!! We're not gonna take it...Emperor is naked!! We're not gonna take it...Guv'ment spends, we pay the bill!! Guv'ment's Left's religion...RATS are taxing US to hell!! Right ain't gonna rape Truth...we shall flood Capitol Hill!! RightWing's gonna make do...shan't forsake you... Guv'ment rapes you...Voters feel Left's bitter chill!!
MUD: Read me. Hear me. Trust me. Be Free!!
Listening to you, I make my music. FReeping with you, I read yer Briefs. Following you, I'll climb tall mountains. Right shall incite 'gainst Tyranny!!
RightWing needs you...we'll sing to millions. Fer you, I'll sing Right's story. Fer you, we'll whup Left's minions. Love Truth...no need to worry.
Listening to you, I make my music. FReeping with you, I read yer Briefs. Following you, I'll climb tall mountains. Right shall incite 'gainst Tyranny!!
RightWing needs you...we'll sing to millions. Fer you, I'll sing Right's story. Fer you, we'll whup Left's minions. Love Truth...no need to worry.
Listening to you, I make my music. FReeping with you, I read yer Briefs. Following you, I'll climb tall mountains. Right shall incite 'gainst Tyranny!!
(FADE:) Fight to find Truth...I'll sing fer millions. Fer you, I sing fer glory. From you, I get opinions. From you, I get the story.
Mudboy Slim (9 February 2010)
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_________________________________________________________________________ "This man is Jesus, shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. When will he come to Kenya to save us?
The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit! -Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
Yep, me too...my lead guitarist loves trying to match the SOUL in Stevie Ray's guitar-playing, and I like trying to achieve the SOUL in his voice. So much fun...you oughtta stop by, the Band's getting together tonight...we're gonna ROCK the MudCave...WooHOOO!!!
Regards...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
Free-ee-eedom's the word!! It's the best durned thing fer me...free as a bird. Bold...Bold and Right... Righteous, noble world we'll find...once the Syntaurs sing!!
Whatever happened to...what's Right shall pull US thru!! We can really thrive without Big Guv'ment!! Why did Bush spend too much?! Why do RATS love Guv'ment?!! We gotta save our Nation...
Free-ee-eedom's the word!! Whup RATS' Leftist Tyranny!! Freedom's the Word!! Bold...Bold and Right... Whatta noble world we'll find...once RightWing sings!!
Whatever happened to the fight fer righteous Truth?!! Always made me feel soooo... Free-ee-ee!!
Freedom's the word... Righteous quest fer Liberty... Freedom's the word... Freedom's the word... Freedom's the word...
Mudboy Slim (11 February 2010)
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Oh my fuckin *god*, your parodies suck donkey ass. You're a black hole of suck, all the suck in the universe flows into you.
I see these latest droppings were shat from your brain yesterday, lucky us, eh?
And Stevie Ray Vaughn? Really? REALLY? You should burst into flames for mentioning his name in the same sentence as you and soul.
Seriously, what would it take to get you to stop writing and just fuck off? Money? I'm sure there are legions of those of us with discriminating tastes who would pay to ensure you go offline forever. Consider it, for the sake of music.
What you do is nothing short of classic rock and roll song rape. It'd be criminal if it wasn't just so flat-out stupid and awful.
I'll be laughing at you twits playing "in the MudCave" while I'm at my paying band gig tonight. Seriously. I'd rather listen to drunken homeless karaoke with spontaneous loss of bowel control than read another of your stupid-ass song parodies.
There's a reason you're some low level produce manager somewhere at a grocery store in East Cousinfuck: you have the IQ of iceberg lettuce.
Messiah's LYIN'!! Can't you see RAT-smears pollute DeeCee?!! Messiah's LYIN'!! Can't you see Left's fears corrupt...Left's weak!! Right's been list'nin' to you, Barry, and we'll stand 'gainst yer Tyranny!!
I saw Obama talkin' on TeeVee...He was LYIN' fer the PowerElite!! MUD saw Obama squawkin' on TeeVee...He was whinin' becuz He's weak!! You know it hurt me, made me so mad...made MUD rise up, stand and SING!!
(The Syntaurs break into a killer freakjam...)
I've got a real real real real bad feelin', that my Nation, it's bein' run by RAT-whores!! MUD's got a real real mad feelin', that Obama is making US poor!! You know RATS LIE!! Messiah's LYIN'...don't believe Left's fears, they're Statist HO's!!
Mudboy Slim (3 February 2010)
BTW...Rose, yer not gonna believe yer ears when you hear me belt out this classic...folks round these parts say I've got more SOUL in my voice--and LYRICS--than the late, great Stevie Ray ever had, but I don't agree. Not yet at least, we've gotta lotta practicin' to do before we sing these songs on the steps of the Lincoln Monument, that's fer sure...LOL!!
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
"I'm sure there are legions of those of us with discriminating tastes who would pay to ensure you go offline forever."
Actually, I was already offered a handsome sum of money to cease and desist my parodies back during the Clinton Presidency, but I told the peckerhead RATS the same thing I'll tell you (although I'm pretty sure you and yer butt-buddy "war" are pretty much penniless, which is why you need BigGuv'ment handouts to survive).......
"BITE ME!!"
Seriously, though, tell me more about this wonderful Rock-n-Roll outfit yer in...MUD
P.S. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Yer cracking me up, dude...never stop.
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
Speaking of CDs, do you sell yours at the checkout stands of the grocery store where you're produce manager? I think I remember a pic of you way back from the FR years, and you sucked then. Big ol' red-faced lard lad redneck.
Seriously, dude, ninety percent of the people on the internet who have encountered you think you're a bad joke and have told you as much along with the fact that your song parodies are wince-inducingly awful, yet you still post your bullshit across at least three forums.
There's something mentally wrong with someone who keeps persevering in the face of all that negative criticism. I bet if American Idol were around when you were little, your parents would have paraded your no-talent ass out there to make a fool of yourself and get eviscerated by the judges.
You'd have then done the perp-walk of shame like the other rejects in denial saying "Simon don't kno' nuffin' bout me, my mamma sez I'm good, and I'm gonna keep on singin' because it's my life..."
They probably end up as produce managers too. In fact, the guy who sometimes bags my groceries and rounds up the shopping carts in the parking lot, Spooky Bill, is hawking a CD that's gonna be his big breakthrough.
It's awful. Mind numbingly, blow-your-brains out horrible. And he's better than you.
"...ninety percent of the people on the internet who have encountered you think you're a bad joke"
LOL...there you go again, ManWithTheBreathOfMoistPenis...so, yer telling me you've been following me around fer the last dozen years I've been posting these parodies on the Internet and you've been able to conduct a poll wherein you have discovered that "ninety percent" of the folks who have read my stuff think my words are somehow not up to par, eh? Yer ManLover "war" usedta make similarly outlandish claims...is MUD what y'all discuss when yer doing that buggerin' thing y'all do? Has Mudboy Slim become RAT-TROLL pillow-talk material?
Very interesting...seriously, though, please give me a link to yer Rock-n- Roll Band's website so I can come and check out good y'all are...whatta HOOt that would be...and you know MUD likes a good roadtrip.
When/where will this AWESOME band of yers be performing next?
Or are you like yer butt-buddy "war" and are only LYING about being in a Band?
Methinks it's the latter, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt...fer now.
Have a great day, Penis-Breath...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!