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Title: "More MUD!!"
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URL Source: http://www.cagle.com/working/080403/olle.jpg
Published: Apr 15, 2008
Author: Mudboy Slim
Post Date: 2008-04-15 11:33:52 by Mudboy Slim
Keywords: None
Views: 11318
Comments: 796

Heh heh heh...MUD (1 image)

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#631. To: purplerose (#629)

Yep, me too...my lead guitarist loves trying to match the SOUL in Stevie Ray's guitar-playing, and I like trying to achieve the SOUL in his voice. So much fun...you oughtta stop by, the Band's getting together tonight...we're gonna ROCK the MudCave...WooHOOO!!!

Regards...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-12   7:48:47 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#632. To: Mudboy Slim (#630)

It must be the Israeli flag in her office that has us all fooled.

Eff the Bankers

bluegrass  posted on  2010-02-12   7:51:38 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#633. To: Minerva, ferret mike, turtle, Cynicom, CAPPSMADNESS, Jhoffa_, Jethro Tull, James Deffenbach, critter, war, Fred Mertz (#631)

"Freedom's the Word!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Free as a Bird")

Free-ee-eedom's the word!!
It's the best durned thing fer me...free as a bird.
Bold...Bold and Right...
Righteous, noble world we'll find...once the Syntaurs sing!!

Whatever happened to...what's Right shall pull US thru!!
We can really thrive without Big Guv'ment!!
Why did Bush spend too much?!
Why do RATS love Guv'ment?!!
We gotta save our Nation...

Free-ee-eedom's the word!!
Whup RATS' Leftist Tyranny!! Freedom's the Word!!
Bold...Bold and Right...
Whatta noble world we'll find...once RightWing sings!!

Whatever happened to the fight fer righteous Truth?!!
Always made me feel soooo...
Free-ee-ee!!

Freedom's the word...
Righteous quest fer Liberty...
Freedom's the word...
Freedom's the word...
Freedom's the word...

Mudboy Slim (11 February 2010)

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-12   7:57:08 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#634. To: Mudboy Slim (#633)

Oh my fuckin *god*, your parodies suck donkey ass. You're a black hole of suck, all the suck in the universe flows into you.

I see these latest droppings were shat from your brain yesterday, lucky us, eh?

And Stevie Ray Vaughn? Really? REALLY? You should burst into flames for mentioning his name in the same sentence as you and soul.

Seriously, what would it take to get you to stop writing and just fuck off? Money? I'm sure there are legions of those of us with discriminating tastes who would pay to ensure you go offline forever. Consider it, for the sake of music.

What you do is nothing short of classic rock and roll song rape. It'd be criminal if it wasn't just so flat-out stupid and awful.

I'll be laughing at you twits playing "in the MudCave" while I'm at my paying band gig tonight. Seriously. I'd rather listen to drunken homeless karaoke with spontaneous loss of bowel control than read another of your stupid-ass song parodies.

There's a reason you're some low level produce manager somewhere at a grocery store in East Cousinfuck: you have the IQ of iceberg lettuce.

Samuel Gray  posted on  2010-02-12   10:22:00 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#635. To: Samuel Gray (#634)

Aw, come on Sam, don't hold back; tell is what you really think. ;-D


Ric O’Barry -- Earth Island Institute

Ferret Mike  posted on  2010-02-12   10:25:09 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#636. To: Mudboy Slim (#631)

One of my favorite songs of his is "The Sky is Crying".

purplerose  posted on  2010-02-15   7:20:26 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#637. To: Samuel Gray, war (#634)

Well, good morning there, Penis-Breath...hope you had a wonderful weekend, too...

I'm sooo glad you love my lyrics...yer becoming quite the devoted fan, ain't you?!

Please send yer butt-buddy "war" my regards the next time y'all are buggerin' each other...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-15   9:18:06 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#638. To: Ferret Mike (#635)

Whazzup, Mike?! You still believin' all this Global Warming KRAP that the braindead RAT-Media refuses to admit is a TOTAL HOAX/MARXIST SCAM?!

And when are ya gonna come and visit me in Richmond, dude?

Regards...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-15   9:20:03 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#639. To: purplerose (#636)

"One of my favorite songs of his is "The Sky is Crying"."

Well then, don't ever tell me I didn't give you nuthin' fer Presidents' Day...

"Messiah's Lyin'!!"
(To be sung to Stevie Ray Vaughn's version of Elmore James' "The Sky is Crying")

Messiah's LYIN'!! Can't you see RAT-smears pollute DeeCee?!!
Messiah's LYIN'!! Can't you see Left's fears corrupt...Left's weak!!
Right's been list'nin' to you, Barry, and we'll stand 'gainst yer Tyranny!!

I saw Obama talkin' on TeeVee...He was LYIN' fer the PowerElite!!
MUD saw Obama squawkin' on TeeVee...He was whinin' becuz He's weak!!
You know it hurt me, made me so mad...made MUD rise up, stand and SING!!

(The Syntaurs break into a killer freakjam...)

I've got a real real real real bad feelin', that my Nation, it's bein' run by RAT-whores!!
MUD's got a real real mad feelin', that Obama is making US poor!!
You know RATS LIE!! Messiah's LYIN'...don't believe Left's fears, they're Statist HO's!!

Mudboy Slim (3 February 2010)

BTW...Rose, yer not gonna believe yer ears when you hear me belt out this classic...folks round these parts say I've got more SOUL in my voice--and LYRICS--than the late, great Stevie Ray ever had, but I don't agree. Not yet at least, we've gotta lotta practicin' to do before we sing these songs on the steps of the Lincoln Monument, that's fer sure...LOL!!

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-15   9:28:06 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#640. To: Samuel Gray (#634)

"I'm at my paying band gig tonight."

BWAHAHAHAHA...so, yer a Rock'n'Roller, are ya, Penis-Breath?! LOL...yer man- lover "war" makes the same claims...it's sooo pathetic.

No, I'll play along...what's the name of yer Band and where can I buy yer latest CD?!

I'm waiting, you wildman, you...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-15   9:32:22 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#641. To: Samuel Gray (#634)

"I'm sure there are legions of those of us with discriminating tastes who would pay to ensure you go offline forever."

Actually, I was already offered a handsome sum of money to cease and desist my parodies back during the Clinton Presidency, but I told the peckerhead RATS the same thing I'll tell you (although I'm pretty sure you and yer butt-buddy "war" are pretty much penniless, which is why you need BigGuv'ment handouts to survive).......

"BITE ME!!"

Seriously, though, tell me more about this wonderful Rock-n-Roll outfit yer in...MUD

P.S. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Yer cracking me up, dude...never stop.

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-15   9:45:14 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#642. To: Mudboy Slim (#640)

Speaking of CDs, do you sell yours at the checkout stands of the grocery store where you're produce manager? I think I remember a pic of you way back from the FR years, and you sucked then. Big ol' red-faced lard lad redneck.

Seriously, dude, ninety percent of the people on the internet who have encountered you think you're a bad joke and have told you as much along with the fact that your song parodies are wince-inducingly awful, yet you still post your bullshit across at least three forums.

There's something mentally wrong with someone who keeps persevering in the face of all that negative criticism. I bet if American Idol were around when you were little, your parents would have paraded your no-talent ass out there to make a fool of yourself and get eviscerated by the judges.

You'd have then done the perp-walk of shame like the other rejects in denial saying "Simon don't kno' nuffin' bout me, my mamma sez I'm good, and I'm gonna keep on singin' because it's my life..."

They probably end up as produce managers too. In fact, the guy who sometimes bags my groceries and rounds up the shopping carts in the parking lot, Spooky Bill, is hawking a CD that's gonna be his big breakthrough.

It's awful. Mind numbingly, blow-your-brains out horrible. And he's better than you.

Samuel Gray  posted on  2010-02-15   9:49:24 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#643. To: Samuel Gray, war (#642)

"...ninety percent of the people on the internet who have encountered you think you're a bad joke"

LOL...there you go again, ManWithTheBreathOfMoistPenis...so, yer telling me you've been following me around fer the last dozen years I've been posting these parodies on the Internet and you've been able to conduct a poll wherein you have discovered that "ninety percent" of the folks who have read my stuff think my words are somehow not up to par, eh? Yer ManLover "war" usedta make similarly outlandish claims...is MUD what y'all discuss when yer doing that buggerin' thing y'all do? Has Mudboy Slim become RAT-TROLL pillow-talk material?

Very interesting...seriously, though, please give me a link to yer Rock-n- Roll Band's website so I can come and check out good y'all are...whatta HOOt that would be...and you know MUD likes a good roadtrip.

When/where will this AWESOME band of yers be performing next?

Or are you like yer butt-buddy "war" and are only LYING about being in a Band?

Methinks it's the latter, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt...fer now.

Have a great day, Penis-Breath...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-15   11:40:07 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#644. To: Samuel Gray (#642)

"Spooky Bill"

LOL...only gutless Lib'ral Obamabots actually get "spooked" by the dude who bags their groceries.

Whatta li'l wussies you and yer BuggerBuddy "war" are...no wonder yer RATS!!

Bwahahahahahahahahaha...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-15   11:43:32 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#645. To: Mudboy Slim (#644)

Hey Mud, is this you?


"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen

FormerLurker  posted on  2010-02-15   11:56:17 ET  (1 image) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#646. To: FormerLurker (#645)

Hey Mud, is this you?

I doubt it. That would be a huge step up in status for mud.

JRiggs  posted on  2010-02-15   13:57:07 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#647. To: FormerLurker (#645)

LOL...no, my friend, that is NOT me.

Regards...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-15   14:20:27 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#648. To: JRiggs (#646)

Oh, hardy har har, Ms. Riggs...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-15   14:21:24 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#649. To: Samuel Gray, war (#642)

"...only gutless Lib'ral Obamabots actually get "spooked" by the dude who bags their groceries."

I know, I know...hey, you rock-n'roll hotshot, why don't you and yer butt- buddy "war" go beg the Great&MercifulLordMessiah Obama to create a $Trillion Federal Program to address this crisis you gutless, li'l wussy Lib'rals are having with these "SPOOKY" bag boys?! Lord knows there ain't no problem that can't be made worse by throwing a lotta my hard-earned tax dollars after it.

BTW...you sure did seem to shut up when I asked you fer evidence that yer in a band, didn't you? Do you really think lurkers on this thread are unable to see right thru yer RAT-TROLL insincerety? Just remember, patriots like me ain't STOOOPID like the morons you Obamabots surround yerselves with...we have brains that work, becuz we work...while all you Leftists do is sit there in yer mommy's basement waiting fer yer RAT-Messiah to send you another check fer being STOOOPID and unable to handle yer sorry lives without a handout from...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-15   14:30:52 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#650. To: Mudboy Slim (#649)

How does all that blather make you suck any less? Answer: it doesn't. You still suck, dipshit.

You, like your cohorts yuklown, Merde Log, and Viberator, seem inordinately fixated upon penises and buggering. That betrays much about you, maybe you four need to get together for some of that man-lovin' you're so overt, yet latent, about. I figure all four of you for 'catchers', though.

And musically, you mentally challenged cuntwaffle, you wouldn't know a dominant 7th from a dominatrix.

Samuel Gray  posted on  2010-02-15   15:27:36 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#651. To: Mudboy Slim (#649)

Just remember, patriots like me ain't STOOOPID like the morons you Obamabots surround yerselves with...we have brains that work, becuz we work

Oh yeah. To anyone reading your posts it's obvious that among all the inbreads living in East Bumfuck, you're the Big Brain of the group.

JRiggs  posted on  2010-02-15   16:54:29 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#652. To: Mudboy Slim (#631)

we're gonna ROCK the MudCave...WooHOOO!!!

Is that what you are calling your mom's basement now?

During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.

Bill D Berger  posted on  2010-02-15   17:34:51 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#653. To: Bill D Berger (#652)

we're gonna ROCK the MudCave...WooHOOO!!!

Is that what you are calling your mom's basement now?

We can only hope that's the wet brown hole to which he's referring. He's trying so hard not to 'out' himself.

Samuel Gray  posted on  2010-02-15   19:38:55 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#654. To: Samuel Gray (#650)

Still having problems coming up with the name of yer band, ain't ya, Rock'n'Roller?!

LOL...you RAT-TROLLS are sooo easy to figger out...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-15   21:09:45 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#655. To: Bill D Berger (#652)

Heh heh heh...whazzup, BillyBee? Where you been hangin' yer hat lately?

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-15   21:10:56 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#656. To: Bill D Berger, mudboy slim (#652)

the MudCave

Is that what you are calling your mom's basement now?

Scary thing is I suspect he also runs a giftshop annex to the MudCave

In 2007, the FBI reported on concern about white supremacists recruiting soldiers, saying "hundreds" of neo-Nazis were in the active military. But in April, a Department of Homeland Security report on extremism that reiterated much the same point was widely criticized by veterans groups and some conservative politicians as being unpatriotic, leading the Justice Department to retract the DHS report.

Critics acknowledge that extremism in the Army is a touchy political subject.

Dakmar  posted on  2010-02-15   21:19:24 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#657. To: Mudboy Slim (#654)

So, as nearly as I can figure, anyone who thinks your song parodies suck balls are either 1) Democrats/Obamazombies and /or 2) homosexual.

The math just doesn't work. Everyone can't be gay or Democrat, or both, and everyone thinks you suck, so...

What's your primary instrument, tambourine?

Samuel Gray  posted on  2010-02-15   21:24:58 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#658. To: Samuel Gray (#657)

mudbot is the lead kazoo for basketball barnie and the dribbling shits.


computer counted ballots are ballots that have been counted in secret, and with all probability not the way one voted.

IRTorqued  posted on  2010-02-15   21:39:49 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#659. To: Samuel Gray, war (#650)

"And musically, you mentally challenged cuntwaffle, you wouldn't know a dominant 7th from a dominatrix."

You have absolutely no way of knowing whether that accusation is true or not, Penis-Breath, but I AM pretty confident that when you said you are in a band that had a paying gig last weekend, you, sir, were LYING!!

Name the band, dude, and yer website...I wanna buy a CD!!

ROFL...MUD

BTW...Bob Beckel's coming on Hannity's show in a few minutes...maybe someday you can grow up and be an IDIOT Obamabot LYING PUNK like that RAT-loser. I'm pretty sure that's yer butt-buddy "war"'s dream, but I reckon you lovebirds have already shared this...or is it just a animal magnetism sexual thing between y'all?

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-15   21:42:05 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#660. To: IRTorqued (#658)

Another humdinger of a comment, IRT...you usedta come up with better zingers, dude...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-15   21:43:34 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#661. To: Samuel Gray (#657)

"What's your primary instrument?"

My vocal cords...but I also play harmonica and a mean tin whistle...LOL!! Sometime soon, though, I'm buying me a saxophone so I can play the Clarence Clemons leads on all my Springsteen parodies...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-15   21:46:52 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#662. To: Dakmar (#656)

"I suspect he also runs a giftshop"

Yer not as dumb as you sometimes portray yerself, Daffy...but we'll handle a majority of the merchandise sales via the internet (no need fer bricks and mortar when you can make yer sales on-line).

Well, you guys have fun...I gotta be up fer work at 0500...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-15   21:51:56 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#663. To: Mudboy Slim (#662)

Perfect, you'll forever be known as Norman then.

In 2007, the FBI reported on concern about white supremacists recruiting soldiers, saying "hundreds" of neo-Nazis were in the active military. But in April, a Department of Homeland Security report on extremism that reiterated much the same point was widely criticized by veterans groups and some conservative politicians as being unpatriotic, leading the Justice Department to retract the DHS report.

Critics acknowledge that extremism in the Army is a touchy political subject.

Dakmar  posted on  2010-02-15   22:06:18 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#664. To: Dakmar (#663)

Norman? Whatever...believe me, I've been called far worse...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-16   8:20:15 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#665. To: Dakmar (#663)

"Critics acknowledge that extremism in the Army is a touchy political subject."

No shit, Sherlock...since we put the Kenyan RAT-Messiah in the White House, his extremist Muslim buddies have killed a lotta soldiers both in Afghanistan/Pakistan and here in America. It ain't White Supremicists we gotta worry about, dude, it's the friggin' Islamofascists!!

Sheeesh, Daffy, you keep spewing this crazy talk and we're gonna haveta start calling you "Janet Napolitano"...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-16   9:54:24 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#666. To: Samuel Gray (#653) (Edited)

"We can only hope that's the wet brown hole to which he's referring."

Believe me, SammieGee, the MudCave I'm referring to is a two-bedroom house that I'm just finishing up renovating up in Church Hill in Richmond, VA...it is much more fun and quite a bit less stinky than Mudboy slim's anal cavity...MUD

BTW...the house had been vacant and increasingly-dilapidated fer about 20 years, but now it's gonna make for an excellent music recording studio and I'll be sure to invite you and war to visit MUD for the MudCave's 100th Birthday in 2015...we're gonna have one hellUVA block party and the Syntaurs shall be rockin' the neighborhood...LOL!!

BTW...#666...the SatanPost!!

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-16   10:07:30 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#667. To: Dakmar (#663)

Just call me...

"MUD!!"
(To be sung to U2's "One")

Is Life getting better?
Or do RATS still lay blame?
Barry make it easier on you now?
RATS need someone to blame!!
MUD says...

Left's SCUM...let's fight!!
When we're all free...we'll be all Right!!
One world...we've got to share it...
Freedom, patriots, we must bear it!!

Lib'rals disappoint you?
Left leave a bad taste in your mouth?
You act like you never worked hard...
So you want me to go without!!
RATS, it's...

Too late...we're Right!!
MUD'll drag RATS' past out into the light!!
Left's scum, folks, they're awful lame...
Truth gets to Bury Dem Marxists!!
Bury Dem Marxists!!
Muuud...

(BigMan on guitar...)

Have you come here fer fergiveness?
Have RATS learned they're IDIOTS?!!
Lord Obama's playin' Jesus...
Yer just minions to that T'WIT!!

Does MUD ask too much?
More than you got?
RATS owe US something...
Barry's smokin' pot!!
TRUTH's fun...RATS're awful lame!!
I'm free...
Yer MUD's brothers...
We can do it, my friends...
MUD says...

TRUTH is our template...
TRUTH's a higher law!!
Left is the Devil...
God's the higher law!!

RATS tax US fer spendin'...
But then Left makes US crawl...
Nation can't keep holding on...
Big Guv'ment ROTS!!
Big Guv'ment ROTS our hearts!!

One song...Left's WRONG!!
We're Right...we gotta win 'cuz we're Good!!
Let's fight...'gainst Big Guv'ment!!
Sisters...Brothers...
We're Right...RATS're awful lame!!
We've got to Bury Dem Marxists!!
Bury Dem Marxists!!

Muuud...

Muuud...

Mudboy Slim (28 December 2009)

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-16   13:38:36 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#668. To: Dakmar, Jethro Tull, christine (#663)

We are in trouble...

The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this, there are 35 million employed by the federal govt.

Leaving 20 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin- Laden.

Which leaves 17.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total, the 15.8 million people who work for state and city Governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,

Sitting on your ass,

At your computer, reading jokes...

Nice... Real nice...

Sheeesh...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-17   11:03:04 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#669. To: Samuel Gray (#657)

"...anyone who thinks your song parodies suck balls are either 1) Democrats/Obamazombies and /or 2) homosexual."

Proved to be 100% accurate in yer case, didn't it, my gay Obamabot friend?

Quite sincerely...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-17   11:05:31 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#670. To: purplerose (#636)

"Join with MUD!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run")

Every day, we fight the Power of Elites...it's our patriotic American Dream!!
We're Right, we'll fight FOOL fascists fer Glory...defeat Left's wacky schemes!!
Mudboy RAGES, singin' 'gainst RATS' slime...
BO squeals, Left's dejected, Right's steppin' up boldly this time...OHHH!!
Barry, RAT-Power sucks the soul from our Land...
It's a death trap!! Guv'ment homicide krap!!
We gotta VOTE OUT Lib'ral SCUM...
'Cuz RATS loathe US...Patriots, c'mon join with MUD!!
Yes, World, Right's here...

Patriots, let me in...MUD wants to be yer friend...
We shall achieve our dreams and visions!!
Just wrap yer brains 'round LESS Big Guv'ment...
Folks, make yer stand to save yer children!!
Together, we shall break Dem RATS...
They'll run 'cuz they're PUNKS...Barry, Right's on the attack!! OHHH!!
Syntaurs ROCK, Lib'rals pout, Truth inspires!!
Yes, Nation, Right we ain't scair't, we're boldly fightin'...
Folks have gotta learn how freedom feels...
Yer gonna know Big Guv'ment's VILE!! People need to know that MUD is real!!
MUD's gonna show you...

(MUD breaks into a righteous saxaphone lead...)

Beyond the White House, devolve power HOME, reject RATS' "Racist Card"!!
Lib'rals, know we care, let's DEFEAT terror...
Leftist boys, Progress they retard!!
RATS enthused by Marx, watch us VOTE and March...
Libs befuddled 'cuz they're freaked Right resists...
Right's gonna sing the Truth!!
Dem Lib'rals LIE to you, Nation, no DeeCee ain't Right...
Guv'ment's ever-growing MESS...hunh!!

(Mo' freak-jammin'...)

One...two...three...four...
The RightWing's crammed with noble heroes on a last chance power drive...
Got Dem Fascists out on the run, that's Right...Left's got no place left to hide!!
Together, my friends, we'll defeat Left's madness...
Right loves you with all the gladness in our souls!! OHHH!!
Someday, world, Right's good shall win...we're gonna get to that place...
Where we really want to go and we'll Stop Left's Treason...
Let's go then, RATS fear US...Nation, you must join with MUD!!
Country, RATS loathe US...Nation, you should join with MUD!!
C'mon, Patriots!! RATS loathe US...Nation, you should oin with MUD!!
Woah-ohh-ohh...mmm-mm-mmm...uh-uh-uh-woah-ohh-ohh...woah-ohh-ohh-ohh-ohhh...

Mudboy Slim (18 February 2010)

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-18   21:28:54 ET  [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  


#671. To: Dakmar, Cynicom, A K A Stone, ferret mike, nolu_chan, Jhoffa_, CAPPSMADNESS, turtle, Jethro Tull, TLBSHOW, palo verde (#663)

Hmmm...turns out that the Great&MercifulLordMessiah Obama is an incompetent PUTZ and a hardcore Marxist ideologue, not unlike ALL elected RATS.

Time to flush the DeeCee commode of all the RATS in Congress...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-02-23   8:57:21 ET  (1 image) [Locked]   Trace   Private Reply  



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