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Published: Apr 15, 2008
Author: Mudboy Slim
Post Date: 2008-04-15 11:33:52 by Mudboy Slim
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Heh heh heh...MUD
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#701. To: Samuel Gray, war, Fred Mertz (#698)
"Witness your 52+ pages..." Heh heh heh...awww, isn't that sweet? You cared enuff to count...LOL!! "You are truly a plague on the internet, you narcissistic piece of shit." Bwahahahahaha...call me "AttentionWhore" again, SammieGee...I love that one!! I tell ya, buddy, it's a unique power I possess, that is, my ability to git under the skin of IGNORANT Obamabot RAT-minions like you and war. In real life, you don't know me from Adam...yet on this silly invention called the Internet, I can rile y'all up to a haughty lather just by posting a few keystrokes and maybe a YouTube video or two. Think just how FREAKED OUT you will be once I'm posting my OWN YouTube videos here and elsewhere...heh heh heh. I can foresee it in my mind's eye...SammieGee will NOT be complimentary...LOL!! At what point should I be concerned about one of y'all going postal?!
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Sorry, but I only counter-attack...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Narcissistic? Nawww, that ain't me at all. Still, fer me to be able to accomplish what we need to accomplish, I reckon I might needta be a bit more of an "AttentionWhore!!"...LOL!! Deal with it, Obamabots...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Yeah, share your idiocy on YouTube, then you can be ridiculed by your betters worldwide, as you should be. You can be as much of an attention whore as you want to be, but you will accomplish nothing for your efforts. You can even pretend you are a patriot if that gets you through the day. Is that you in the pic? You look like a stupid douchenozzle who people are either laughing at or backing away from quickly. I bet your wife either left you or is banging someone else to forget the bad choice she made. Hopefully you haven't managed to breed.
Actually, I'm really just talking to the Lurkers...have you ever seen the viewership on "Black XXXII"?! Pretty impressive...no Sammie, I prefer more poster interaction on these Black threads, but I've proven repeatedly that they can be effective in getting the message out even when the rest of the Forum is in hibernation...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I have two wonderful children, with more hopefully on the way. Thanks fer askin'...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I welcome the ever-increasing scrutiny...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Mudboy Slim!!"...heh heh heh.
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "RightWing's Passionate!!" That we are...and the ObamaNation shall officially be on its last legs come November of this year. So sayeth...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Quirky Kinda Dude!!" Ain't this fun, SammieGee?!
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Striking young lad...wouldn't wanna meet him in a back alley, though...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, There...fixed it fer ya, SammieGee...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, That remains to be seen, does it not, my cynical li'l Obamabot acquaintance? Or are you still deluded by all this HOPEy CHANGEy mularkey? LOL...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Black II" Ahhh-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah-ahhh!! Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day... I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!! Un hunh...un hunh...woo... I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife... Doo dah doo doo doodie doo... Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.W.T.C.
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Once again, you err in assuming because I loathe the crap you post online that I voted for Obama. You make lots of errors, but again, the biggest one is that you will make a difference. You won't. This "Obama Nation" of which you speak cares not one whit about you and you will not win converts. You're a punchline. What you will do is cripple any serious patriotic endeavors by your clownish buffoonery. You are the embodiment of every negative stereotype about people who wish to return to a limited government. You may well get your stupid face on a news network somewhere, but it will be as an object of derision so that those who already oppress can say "see?? This is what they are all about. People like THIS." You're like the fat kid who always gets picked last and drags the whole team down because, god help you, you just can't play the game. You think because you reduce complicated matters of state to simplistic bullshit contained in a badly metered impersonation of classic rock songs that you have a message that's worth disseminating. You don't. You can go to dictionary.com and pick the word of the year (leviathan, although you seem to have been getting mileage outta that one for 5+ years), but it's lost meaning because, again, you're a fucking lunatic clown. When your allies are TLBShow and CoralSnake, you're preaching to the choir at the Sunny Psycho Nuthouse. Good luck with getting that movement off the ground. Your puerile efforts make a mockery of everyone who has shouldered a weapon in the defense of the republic, and you should be ashamed to the core of your being that this (your truly awful song parodies) is all you have to offer. You're not eloquent, you're not intelligent, neither musically nor lyrically talented, you're a three year old intellect with a keyboard in cyberspace. If you are the embodiment of the modern 'patriot', then indeed, the republic is already lost.
You fergot about Rotara and SammieGee and war...proud braindead Obamabot RATS all, imho...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Thanks, buddy...means a lot coming from you...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, There ya go, SammieGee...I got yer back...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Idiot. I'd suggest you go to Hollywood Cemetery and reflect on your pathetic dribblings among some true giants, but you are not worthy to walk there. Among those assembled therein, you wouldn't even cast a shadow, little man. If you do sully the ground with your presence, go find Gen. Garnett's grave, or President Monroe's, or Jeb Stuart, and sing 'em a little ditty. If there is a just god in heaven, you'll be struck dead before the end of the first bar.
War is no longer welcome here by the site owner and hasn't been for quite some time. I believe he posts over at AKA Stone's place. As for Rotara and Samuel Gray, I have never seen a post by either one of them that indicated they were supporters of the "Great Black Dope." With the exception of the people I named earlier, most of the Obama supporters voluntarily left this site and went over to comrade Robin's place prior to the election. We weren't buying what they were selling and they got tired of having people post dozens of articles detailing the horrors of the Canadian and European health care systems every time they began their government health care cheer leading.
"The Central Intelligence Agency owns everyone of any significance in the major media." ~ William Colby, Director, CIA 1973–1976 Nothing in the State, everything outside the State, everything against the State - Jan Lester, Escape From Leviathan "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it." - Frederic Bastiat
"Gimme Free Stuff!!" Oooh... Left's been suckin' on mud...gettin' screwed by Big Guv... (Mini FreakJam ensues...) RATS are scared...they're fearing that we're Right... [Lib'ral weanie voice] (Real FReakJam ensues...) Well, Left's clouds cleared away...the Right began to pray... [Lib'ral weanie voice] Blow me, you RAT-whores...... Mudboy Slim (2 March 2006)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, It has been my experience that every Forum war's been BANNED from has benefitted from the SUBTRACTION of war's posting privileges...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I think if someone shot your stupid ass to death, your wife would give them the biggest 'gratitude fuck' in history.
War's little pissfights with Browneye get tedious, but compared to internet kudzu like you, he's tolerable. Seriously, dude. Take your life. We'll all be in a happier place.
Dude. The songs are really lame. Imagine yourself on stage getting booed. Repeatedly. Everytime you go back on stage to do a 'song', you get booed again. Take a hint. I imagine your heart might be in the right place, but you might want to reconsider your approach.
See?! Obamabots wanting me dead...LOL!! That just proves how FEEBLE yer argument is...you cannot hope to defeat the anti-ObamaNation in the Arena of Ideas, so you wish that those folks who are WHUPPIN' you intellectually would just die or be killed. You are such a good li'l Marxist RAT Maoist, ain't you, li'l boy? Kill yer political foes...good basic Totalitarian Philosophy, SammieGee!! You make such a splendid example of a "TOOL fer Tyranny!!" Yer CommiePinko parents must be sooo proud, Comrade...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Dude, yer opinion has never meant SQUAT to me...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Maybe put the songs to real music. You know, do a youtube video or something. Just a suggestion. Don't take the criticism too personally. Put some dancing girls in the video. Works for the Rock Stars.
"TRUTH's Right, RATS Lie!!" Ain't ashamed, I'm uncouth... Truth's Right, RATS Lie!! Eighteen: I fell in awe... Truth's Right, RATS Lie!! (BigMan kickin' it on guitar...wudidiz's dancin' girls kickin' up their heels) Truth's Right!! Let's Fight!! MUD knows what it means to FReep alone... Mudboy Slim (6 September 2008)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I'm honored. Heh heh heh...I sincerely apologize fer the SQUAT comment, of course yer opinion matters to...MUD However, the 46-year-old Richmond architect who portrays MUD wasn't BORN a musician, and it's taken awhile fer me--and the Band--to even consider performing live. We're not even sure who the drummer is...but my 11-year-old son JakeyBoy has his own drumset and has lessons scheduled fer throughout the Spring and Summer. HOO knows? My point is, the "YouTubes w/ Lyrics" presentation style I have graduated to was never meant to be the finished product, just another step on our righteous journey fer absolution...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, As fer the YouTube videos, that's been the plan fer a coupla years...I know there will be folks out there who won't like what we're gonna be singing, but the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution says they're gonna just haveta "DEAL WITH IT, RATS!!" Or snivel into a corner like SammieGee and just whimper, "I wish MUD would DIE!!" That's when you know...RATS are PATHETIC!! (And I've got it all on film, my friends.)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Perhaps someone already did, she did, and MUD's justa figment of yer IGNORANT RAT-TROLL Obamabot mind?! Ever think of that, SammieGee?
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Good...I'll deal with the ones I encounter on an individual basis (no offense intended to all non-Marxist RAT Obamabot minions)...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Patriot Mudboy's RightWing Tune!!" Folks, heed my warning, Guv'ment Debt HURTS this Land... Mudboy knows...Truth must be told!! Come on, Patriots, let's be BOLD!! (BigMan pickin' it purty...) Well, my kids grow'd up...folks, it don't take long... Come on, RightWing, welcome home!! Come on, Patriots, let MUD sing... ALL TeaParties oughtta sing 'gainst Power!! One of these days, 'fore Lincoln's Stair... Heed the FoundingFathers...Power's best dispursed!! Come on, pod'nahs, let's be BOLD!! Mudboy's gonna treat you well!! Mudboy Slim (3 March 2010)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Sammie Gee!!" Heh heh heh...my oh my, this IS an honor, young grasshopper... Developing...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Heh heh heh...were ya talkin' about "Black XXXI", "Black XXXII", or "Black XXXIII"?! Regards...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "The Liberal Lie!!" A long, long time ago, Bill could still remember... Are you one of "The Ignorant"?! Now for ten years, we've dealt with his sleaze, Senate hearings in a Summer swelter, Oh, it's Reality the Left cannot face, It seems the Media's a bit confused, Don was singin'... Mudboy Slim (08/23/1999)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "Patriot Mudboy's RightWing Tune!!" Folks, heed my warning, Guv'ment Debt HURTS this Land... Mudboy knows...Truth must be told!! Come on, Patriots, let's be BOLD!! (BigMan pickin' it purty...) Well, my kids grow'd up...folks, it don't take long... Come on, RightWing, welcome home!! Come on, Patriots, let MUD sing... ALL TeaParties oughtta sing 'gainst Power!! One of these days, 'fore Lincoln's Stair... Heed the FoundingFathers...Power's best dispursed!! Come on, pod'nahs, let's be BOLD!! Mudboy's gonna treat you well!! Mudboy Slim (3 March 2010)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, "WAR!!" War!! What is it good for?! War!! What is it good for?! War!! It's sometimes just a PeaceMaker!! War!! What is it good for?! War's what happens when Right sheds Tyranny!! War!! It's sometimes just a PeaceMaker!! War!! What is it good for?! Mudboy Slim (1 June 2004)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#702. To: Dakmar (#700)
"I was hoping you'd attack me..."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#703. To: Samuel Gray, Rotara, war (#698)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#704. To: Mudboy Slim (#703)
#705. To: Samuel Gray (#698)
"...you expend 95 percent of the 2500 responses talking to yourself."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#706. To: Samuel Gray (#704)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#707. To: Samuel Gray (#704)
"...you can be ridiculed by your betters worldwide"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#708. To: Samuel Gray (#704)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#709. To: Samuel Gray, Rotara, Minerva (#704)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#710. To: Samuel Gray (#704)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#711. To: Samuel Gray (#704)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#712. To: Samuel Gray (#698)
"You are truly a plague on the
internet ObamaNation!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#713. To: Samuel Gray (#704)
"...you will accomplish nothing for your efforts."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#714. To: blackie, Black Jade, Trueblackman (#0)
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolved around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girrrrl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love Meeeee, BOY!!"
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame!!
Girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES, the Lib'ral's Shame...
I still hear Slick's laughter...Bill LIES to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D
How quick the floor can...drop away-ay-ay-ay!!!!
God Bless my bitten land...must kick some Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled...IGNORED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to Black...
SLAUGHTERED 'bout all I see...All that I am...All I'll Beeeeee...YEAH!!!!
I know she'll be MY Star...
But somebody else must Show Some Spine!! IT'S TIME!! JUSTICE BE THINE!!!!!!
How can it be?! It Can't be...it Shan't be!!
Muuuuuuuuuuuuud...AH HA AHHH!! Oooh...ah yeah...YEAH!!
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#715. To: Mudboy Slim (#713)
#716. To: F.A. Hayek Fan, Rotara, SammieGee, war (#683)
"There are very few Obamabot ninnies on this site. So little that they can be named on one hand: Shoonra, lucy's mom and Ferret Mike."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#717. To: Samuel Gray (#715)
"Good luck with getting that movement off the ground."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#718. To: Samuel Gray (#715)
"If you are the embodiment of the modern 'patriot', then indeed, the
republic ObamaNation is already lost."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#719. To: Mudboy Slim (#717)
#720. To: Mudboy Slim (#716)
You fergot about Rotara and SammieGee and war...proud braindead Obamabot RATS all, imho...MUD
#721. To: Samuel Gray (#719)
Hey there, SammieGee...I know how you Obamabot RATS like gittin' FREE stuff, so I wrote you li'l beggars a song...EXACTLY four years ago.
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Gimme Three Steps")
Tell the World, Right is not fooled!!
When yer workin' this Land...when yer shovelin' some sand...
You won't be beggin' from YouKnowHoo!!
I said, "Hey there, yella, you effeminate fella...
You Big Government TOOL!!
Boy, that's my take-home pay, my tax dollars you waste...
I refuse to be yer fool!!"
RATS said, "EX-cuuuze, me..."
Left is shakin' 'cuz they hate being free!!
Make Guv'ment lean'n'clean...Big is BAD, boyz!!
Pointin' their guns at me!!
I sang, "Wait a minute, Lib'rals, you didn't even thank US...
You think Ron Reagan's a FOOL?!
All DemRATS, they can blow me, as Right fights to stay free...
Still, Left's beggin' fer food!!"
Won't you give me free stuff...gimme free stuff, Mister...
Gimme free stuff 'cuz I'm "poor"!!
[Mud's husky voice]
Never enuff...quit yer beggin', Lib'ral...
'Cuz yer a Federal Guv'ment Whore!! Fer sure...
'Cuz BigGuv'ment's fightin' wars!!
We're all Fortunate Sons...livin' life on the run...
'Cuzza troops...they're protectin' yers!!
Slick'll burn...we'll freep at Lib'ral fools...
The RATS we'll break...fight from shore to shore...
Folks, you shall hear MUD freepin' from miles away...
'Cuz Right is headed for something more!!
Won't you give me free stuff...gimme free stuff, Mister...
Gimme free stuff 'cuz I'm "poor"!!
[Mud's husky voice]
Never enuff...quit yer beggin', Lib'ral...
Yer just a Federal Guv'ment Whore!! For sure...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#722. To: F.A. Hayek Fan, war (#720)
"War is no longer welcome here by the site owner and hasn't been for quite some time."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#723. To: Mudboy Slim (#721)
#724. To: Mudboy Slim (#722)
#725. To: Mudboy Slim (#721)
"The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so." ~ Josh Billings
#726. To: Samuel Gray (#724)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#727. To: wudidiz (#725)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#728. To: Mudboy Slim (#727)
"The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so." ~ Josh Billings
#729. To: wudidiz (#728)
Alright, I respect constructive criticism...how's THIS?
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Good Times, Bad Times")
Still, I know to be free, must make yer stand!!
Obama's all the rage...
Media LIES!! 'Cuz it's Big Guv'ment that they demand.
Dem Marxists, how they try...
To steal my pay fer all their RAT programs!!
Defeat the Left's nightmare!!
'Cuz Obama snorts blow...He's a Marxist man!!
Networks still don't seem to care.
Of a man as wise as could be.
Reagan whupped up on Gorbachev...
Dutch gave folks liberty!!
But now each year, Fed takes what's mine...
Big Guv'ment spends and spends!!
Rush Limbaugh counseled, "Don't believe...
RAT-Media's Leftist spin...NO!!"
You leeches steal "yer" share!!
Then, Dem Lib'rals git stoned...
Tout their Marxist plans...
But Voters ain't unaware!!
Now we got our Veep, Sarah!!
Gov'ner Palin's no joke...
She says, "Drill ANWR!!"
Devolve Power to the States!!
But now we're in the Limbaugh Zone!!
We don't care what RAT-Networks say...
Right's gonna whup Left, each and every day.
RATS shall fear the songs of the Syntaurs!!
Realize, SlickBarry, we're gonna break yer Marxist heart!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#730. To: Mudboy Slim (#729)
wudidiz's dancin' girls kickin' up their heels
"The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so." ~ Josh Billings
#731. To: wudidiz (#728)
"Maybe put the songs to real music. You know, do a youtube video or something. Just a suggestion. Don't take the criticism too personally."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#732. To: wudidiz (#730)
I'm honored yer honored...
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#733. To: Samuel Gray (#723)
"I think if someone shot your stupid ass to death, your wife would give them the biggest 'gratitude fuck' in history."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#734. To: F.A. Hayek Fan (#683)
"There are very few Obamabot ninnies on this site."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#735. To: wudidiz (#730)
The cream ALWAYS rises to the top...
(To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Gabriel's Mother's Highway Ballad #16!!")
Come on, children, come on...
Algore was bawlin', "Yer killin' my Plan!!"
Come on, children, come on...
Come on, Limbaugh, come on...
Dem RAT-FREAKS keep spendin'...Right must be BOLD!!
Come on, Glenn Beck, come on...
Freedom's gonna make US well!!
WeThePeople, RAT-Elites MUST GO!!
Vote Dem Statists straight to HELL!!
Come on, Jessie, come on...
Family life is swell...let dad sing his songs!!
Come on, Jakey, play drums...
Briefers gonna treat you swell!!
WeThePeople, righteous Right must VOTE!!
Waco's where KIDZ blood was spil't!!
WHUP Dem Lib'rals, it's FUN!!
All Americans gotta fancy FREE!!
Come on, Clinton, yer done!!
Come on, FReepers, come on...
Left's got nobody 'round, MUD done whupped RATS' butts!!
Come on, Briefers, come on...
Come on, Martin, come on...
Syntaurs gonna sing...watch DemRATS dispair!!
Abe be likin' MUD's songs!!
Run on, Marxists, run on...
Can't make a Heaven while on this Earth!!
Run on, Statists, run on...
Freedom's gonna make US well!!
WeThePeople, Socialism's OLDE!!
Tell RINOs to go to HELL!!
RATS know Kenyan Barry's leading US to HELL!!
Freedom's gonna make US well!!
Mmmm..MUD's gonna ring that bell!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#736. To: Rotara, SammieGee, noone222, Jethro Tull, James Deffenbach (#735)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#737. To: Samuel Gray (#724)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#738. To: wudidiz, SammieGee, war, Jethro Tull, James Deffenbach, turtle, Cynicom, F.A. Hayek fan, CAPPSMADNESS (#730)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#739. To: All (#738)
(To be sung to Don McLean's "American Pie")
How his Sweet Sax used to make them smile,
And he knew if he had his chance,
That he could make those suckers dance,
And maybe he could fool 'em for awhile.
But Whitewater's a nasty river,
Those sordid scandals made the Left shiver.
With John Huang his Lead Sales Rep,
Dem Chinese funds Bill'd collect.
I can't remember if I cried,
When I learned the extent Slick Willie'd lied,
But something touched me deep inside, the day Clintonism died.
So, Bye-bye to the DemonRAT's Lie,
Drove our country to bankruptcy, but our wallets ran dry.
Teddy and his boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"
And do you have faith in government, 'cuz Bill Clinton tells you so?
And do you believe Gore didn't know?
Will God forgive Janet Reno...for the twenty-seven dead kids at Waco?
Well, I know that you're in love with Slick,
But his Administration makes me sick!!
Your votes allowed this ruse, ma-a-an, you gotta be feelin' used!!
Bill's just a middle-aged, cocksure schmuck,
Lookin' for redemption and some whores who suck,
But he knew he was outta luck the day his intern LIED!
I started singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal Lie, drove our culture to the gutter,
But Left's "One-World" was Vile!"
And DemLeftWingFools were kneelin'..."Slick's still our guy."
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"
While Bill's grown phat on funds Chinese,
But that's not "The Way Things Ought To Be"!
Then, Mudboy sang 'gainst the King and Queen,
With a strength derived from livin' free,
In a voice crying out for Liberty!
And while RAT'sKing was feelin' down, good Briefers run him outta town.
The Left Wing was concerned, Left's Icon had been spurned.
And while Hell'ry read her book on Marx,
Vince Foster's corpse ditched in the Park,
Still we smoked ceegars on a lark, the day the Networks lied!
Mudboy's singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Socialist Lie,
Drove the needy to addiction while they smoked to get high!"
And them UnionThugs were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin' "This'll be the day that we die!
This will be the day that Slick fries!!!"
John Glenn provided Clinton's fall-out shelter,
He once flew high, now he's fallin' fast.
LeftistWhore'd can kiss my ass! While DemonRATS cry, "Just give Bill a pass",
Since Ol' Slicks' just gettin' hummers from some "Lass"!
Next, the LeftWing arrogance resumed,
While Fleetwood Mac played a vacuous tune.
The Left got up to dance! Oh, but Right never gave'em a chance!
'Cuz as the Lib'ral's tried to take the field,
John Ashcroft's staff refused to yield!
Do you recall how freedom feels? Today Fascism died!
We kept on singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Clinton-Gore spies,
Drove their cronies to be Felons, but we know who ain't Right!"
Network Media twits, they just continued to lie,
Singin' "This'll be the day that we die!
This will be the day that we die!"
Spoiled generation lost in space,
With no time left to start again!
So, come on! Bush, be nimble, Dick, be quick!
DemonRATS, ya gotta dump this prick,
'Cuz next election's only just around the bend.
For as I watched Bill up on that stage,
My hands were clenched in fists of rage,
Took this Redneck Mad as Hell to break Bill Clinton's spell!
And as Mankind flew high and to the Right,
To fight the libertarian fight,
I saw Reagan laughin' with delight, the day Marxism died!
Ol' Ronnie's singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies,
Drove our country to the Devil, but Slick Willie, HE LIED!!"
And BillzaBubba's drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin' "This'll be the day I RESIGN! Gosh, I sure wish I'd have just RESIGNED!!"
So I urge you, ignore the Network News,
That's why their marks are down to stay.
As citizens, we deserve more than lies obstructin' crimes galore!
But Rush Limbaugh knew, "The Truth will win the day!"
And in the streets, the children gleemed,
The lovers sighed and the poets dreamed...
'Cuz Liberalism's chokin', the Far Left's hold's been broken.
And the three men I admire most, the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost,
They raised their glasses for a toast, the day Clintonism died.
And they were singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies,
Drove our Country to the Devil, but Bill Clinton, HE LIED!"
And Liberals're drinkin Kool-Aid and Lye,
Singin' "History'll say that Slick LIED! History'll know that Slick SPIED!"
"Bye-bye, Miss American Pie,
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry."
And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin', "This'll be the day the Left dies!
This'll be the day Justice's THINE!!!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#740. To: All (#739)
(To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Gabriel's Mother's Highway Ballad #16!!")
Come on, children, come on...
Algore was bawlin', "Yer killin' my Plan!!"
Come on, children, come on...
Come on, Limbaugh, come on...
Dem RAT-FREAKS keep spendin'...Right must be BOLD!!
Come on, Glenn Beck, come on...
Freedom's gonna make US well!!
WeThePeople, RAT-Elites MUST GO!!
Vote Dem Statists straight to HELL!!
Come on, Jessie, come on...
Family life is swell...let dad sing his songs!!
Come on, Jakey, play drums...
Briefers gonna treat you swell!!
WeThePeople, righteous Right must VOTE!!
Waco's where KIDZ blood was spil't!!
WHUP Dem Lib'rals, it's FUN!!
All Americans gotta fancy FREE!!
Come on, Clinton, yer done!!
Come on, FReepers, come on...
Left's got nobody 'round, MUD done whupped RATS' butts!!
Come on, Briefers, come on...
Come on, Martin, come on...
Syntaurs gonna sing...watch DemRATS dispair!!
Abe be likin' MUD's songs!!
Run on, Marxists, run on...
Can't make a Heaven while on this Earth!!
Run on, Statists, run on...
Freedom's gonna make US well!!
WeThePeople, Socialism's OLDE!!
Tell RINOs to go to HELL!!
RATS know Kenyan Barry's leading US to HELL!!
Freedom's gonna make US well!!
Mmmm..MUD's gonna ring that bell!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#741. To: wudidiz, war, SammieGee (#730)
(To be sung to Springsteen's live version of Strong/Whitfield's "War")
Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!!
War!! What is it good for?!
Sometimes...War defends our Freedoms!!
War is something the Right despises...
'Cuz it means the loss of soldiers' lives!!
War means fear's in thousands of mothers' eyes...
Yet proud of their loved one's willingness to fight!!
Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!! Say it again...
War?! What is it good for?!
Freedom...Freedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!!
War!! Send yer enemies to the undertaker!!
Left is the Enemy...of all Mankind...
The thought of war chills my spine...
Patriots fought each generation fer liberation...
Emancipation...reconstruction...Right Wins the Fight!!
Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!!
War!! What is it good for?!
Briefers...Freedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!!
Hitler disabled...Mussollini!!
Life is too precious to let Tyrants win the day!!
War, it takes life...a cost of FReedom we must pay!!
War!! Send vile enemies to meet their Maker!!
Peace Love and Understanding...
Are moot when airplaines topple the World Trade!!
Right knows we must fight to keep our Freedom!!
Lord knows we gotta make Dem Leftists PAY!!
Join our Culture War!!
Nuthin'?! Liberty AIN'T nuthin'!!
War!! What is it good for?!
Briefers...Freedom sure AIN'T nuthin'!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
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