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Published: Apr 15, 2008
Author: Mudboy Slim
Post Date: 2008-04-15 11:33:52 by Mudboy Slim
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Heh heh heh...MUD
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#544. To: All (#0)
Heh heh heh...MUD
How is your fowl mouth today, hit and run as usual???
Did you mean "foul mouth", Cyn? Do I post words that offend you? If so, it says more about yer politics than my words...MUD
Mud... You show your shallow intelligence and lack of social training when you open your foul mouth to call people names and then run and hide. Do your self a favor, go elsewhere to rid yourself of such droppings.
And how am I "hiding", Obamabot? I always return my pings...MUD
obamabot? Cyni? lol. you seriously have a reading comprehension disorder if that's what you think.
Mudboy Slim's officially-trademarked "New Decade of Truth!!" Be there or be square...MUD
Happy New Year 2010, Mudboy Slim.
"Obama, You LIE!!" Obama, you lie... Folks, I remember when we used to freep... "Obama, you lie... Folks, I remember when the Truth was "it"... Everything's gonna be alright... Obama, you lie... Mudboy Slim (6 January 2010)
An amusing parody!
"Funky Dan!!" Right's 'bout Freedom and we're funky... RightWing's bold and we ain't geezers... Folks, Right's been bit and Right's been bossed around... Well, I am just a PAY-TREE-OTT!! Truth's been hidden by RAT-whore'ds... Folks, Lib'rals lack virtue and shame... DemProgressives ARE too messianic... Folks, I am just a PAY-TREE-OTT!! MUD's yer monkey... Mudboy Slim (12 January 2010)
Rolling Stones rock! "Hot Stuff" was one of my favorites. Can you do one on "The Harlem Shuffle"?
"The Marxist Hustle!!" is in the works, mi hermana. I'm pretty sure I don't have a CD of this one...do you know which "album" (yeah, I'm THAT old...lol) it is from?! I'll pick it up on my way home from work tonight...MUD
Its from their album "The Best of the Rolling Stones Jump Back '71-'93"
I went that day and found/bought the CD and will definitely renovate the lyrics some time in the not-too-distant future. Right now, though, I'm sorta enjoying my Bruce Springsteen rut...LOL!! Regards...MUD
Some of their stuff is pretty good.
The Rolling Stones' "Let It Bleed" Album... 1. "Gimmie Yer Ears!!" Heh heh heh...MUD
Thank you, Mudboy!
"Change It!!" You can change it.... Muddy is a lover... Run away from the Left's shameless LIES... Alinsky taught a vile way of life... BarryO wants to control yer life... (The BigMan kickin' it on his ax...) Goodbye, BigGuv'ment... Come to me, Barry... Let's go.... Mudboy Slim (4 February 2010)
I LOVE Stevie Ray Vaughn's music. :)
Yep, me too...my lead guitarist loves trying to match the SOUL in Stevie Ray's guitar-playing, and I like trying to achieve the SOUL in his voice. So much fun...you oughtta stop by, the Band's getting together tonight...we're gonna ROCK the MudCave...WooHOOO!!! Regards...MUD
"Freedom's the Word!!" Free-ee-eedom's the word!! Whatever happened to...what's Right shall pull US thru!! Free-ee-eedom's the word!! Whatever happened to the fight fer righteous Truth?!! Freedom's the word... Mudboy Slim (11 February 2010)
Oh my fuckin *god*, your parodies suck donkey ass. You're a black hole of suck, all the suck in the universe flows into you. I see these latest droppings were shat from your brain yesterday, lucky us, eh? And Stevie Ray Vaughn? Really? REALLY? You should burst into flames for mentioning his name in the same sentence as you and soul. Seriously, what would it take to get you to stop writing and just fuck off? Money? I'm sure there are legions of those of us with discriminating tastes who would pay to ensure you go offline forever. Consider it, for the sake of music. What you do is nothing short of classic rock and roll song rape. It'd be criminal if it wasn't just so flat-out stupid and awful. I'll be laughing at you twits playing "in the MudCave" while I'm at my paying band gig tonight. Seriously. I'd rather listen to drunken homeless karaoke with spontaneous loss of bowel control than read another of your stupid-ass song parodies. There's a reason you're some low level produce manager somewhere at a grocery store in East Cousinfuck: you have the IQ of iceberg lettuce.
BWAHAHAHAHA...so, yer a Rock'n'Roller, are ya, Penis-Breath?! LOL...yer man- lover "war" makes the same claims...it's sooo pathetic. No, I'll play along...what's the name of yer Band and where can I buy yer latest CD?! I'm waiting, you wildman, you...MUD
Speaking of CDs, do you sell yours at the checkout stands of the grocery store where you're produce manager? I think I remember a pic of you way back from the FR years, and you sucked then. Big ol' red-faced lard lad redneck. Seriously, dude, ninety percent of the people on the internet who have encountered you think you're a bad joke and have told you as much along with the fact that your song parodies are wince-inducingly awful, yet you still post your bullshit across at least three forums. There's something mentally wrong with someone who keeps persevering in the face of all that negative criticism. I bet if American Idol were around when you were little, your parents would have paraded your no-talent ass out there to make a fool of yourself and get eviscerated by the judges. You'd have then done the perp-walk of shame like the other rejects in denial saying "Simon don't kno' nuffin' bout me, my mamma sez I'm good, and I'm gonna keep on singin' because it's my life..." They probably end up as produce managers too. In fact, the guy who sometimes bags my groceries and rounds up the shopping carts in the parking lot, Spooky Bill, is hawking a CD that's gonna be his big breakthrough. It's awful. Mind numbingly, blow-your-brains out horrible. And he's better than you.
I know, I know...hey, you rock-n'roll hotshot, why don't you and yer butt- buddy "war" go beg the Great&MercifulLordMessiah Obama to create a $Trillion Federal Program to address this crisis you gutless, li'l wussy Lib'rals are having with these "SPOOKY" bag boys?! Lord knows there ain't no problem that can't be made worse by throwing a lotta my hard-earned tax dollars after it. BTW...you sure did seem to shut up when I asked you fer evidence that yer in a band, didn't you? Do you really think lurkers on this thread are unable to see right thru yer RAT-TROLL insincerety? Just remember, patriots like me ain't STOOOPID like the morons you Obamabots surround yerselves with...we have brains that work, becuz we work...while all you Leftists do is sit there in yer mommy's basement waiting fer yer RAT-Messiah to send you another check fer being STOOOPID and unable to handle yer sorry lives without a handout from...MUD
How does all that blather make you suck any less? Answer: it doesn't. You still suck, dipshit. You, like your cohorts yuklown, Merde Log, and Viberator, seem inordinately fixated upon penises and buggering. That betrays much about you, maybe you four need to get together for some of that man-lovin' you're so overt, yet latent, about. I figure all four of you for 'catchers', though. And musically, you mentally challenged cuntwaffle, you wouldn't know a dominant 7th from a dominatrix.
Still having problems coming up with the name of yer band, ain't ya, Rock'n'Roller?! LOL...you RAT-TROLLS are sooo easy to figger out...MUD
So, as nearly as I can figure, anyone who thinks your song parodies suck balls are either 1) Democrats/Obamazombies and /or 2) homosexual. The math just doesn't work. Everyone can't be gay or Democrat, or both, and everyone thinks you suck, so... What's your primary instrument, tambourine?
C'mon Americans, do NOT become an ignorant RAT-MORON...Defeat the ObamaNation...MUD
Hey, I've gotta bone to pick with that skanky wench, Rotara...MUD
Dammit...did MUD just call Rotara a "skanky wench"?! Yes, I think he did...that lowlife bastard...MUD BTW...Rotara, ever been to a TeaParty?!
If not, you wanna go with...MUD?! BTW...I've gotta soft spot fer skanky wenches.
Posted on Friday, February 26, 2010 4:03:48 PM by SeekAndFind Folks and Friends at Free Republic I just wanted to inform you that one of the computers I have at home has COMPUTER ASSOCIATES' SECURITY CENTER installed on it as part of the package I have with my recent Internet and cable service provider -- CABLEVISION. This is the CA SECURITY CENTER VERSION 4.0.0.205 Now, everytime I try to access FR on this computer, it blocks me with the following reason : URL: http://www.freerepublic.com/perl/go-button For the following reason: based on the category Category: Hate I have to override it by entering an administrative password to temporarily allow the FR site to go through my browser. Out of curiosity, I tried going to the DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND site and lo and behold, the CA Parental Control software ALLOWED the site with no problems. Just wanted you people to be aware of this double standard. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2460219/posts Just thought you would find this amusing, Mud.
"HOO the HECK's Debra Medina?!" Long thread, but worth it...especially nearer the end...MUD
"RightWing's Passionate!!" RightWing's passionate!! Ain't YOU loving it?! Fight on, righteous soldiers... (The BigMan playin' his guitar awful purty...) Welfare makes folks prisoners... Are you SCAIR'T of MUD? Take US home, BigMan... Mudboy Slim (1 March 2010)
There are very few Obamabot ninnies on this site. So little that they can be named on one hand: Shoonra, lucy's mom and Ferret Mike. As a dedicated member of the Republicrat side of the two-party fraud, you are as far to the left as they are.
LOL...evidence, please!! Now yer talkin' outta yer arse, Hayek Fan...where's yer PROOF?! Yep...you ain't got none. Ninnies tend to talk when they've got nothing worthwhile to add to the conversation...don't become that ninny. MUD
Witness your 52+ pages of verbal jerking off at FU where you expend 95 percent of the 2500 responses talking to yourself. You are truly a plague on the internet, you narcissistic piece of shit.
Narcissistic? Nawww, that ain't me at all. Still, fer me to be able to accomplish what we need to accomplish, I reckon I might needta be a bit more of an "AttentionWhore!!"...LOL!! Deal with it, Obamabots...MUD
Yeah, share your idiocy on YouTube, then you can be ridiculed by your betters worldwide, as you should be. You can be as much of an attention whore as you want to be, but you will accomplish nothing for your efforts. You can even pretend you are a patriot if that gets you through the day. Is that you in the pic? You look like a stupid douchenozzle who people are either laughing at or backing away from quickly. I bet your wife either left you or is banging someone else to forget the bad choice she made. Hopefully you haven't managed to breed.
That remains to be seen, does it not, my cynical li'l Obamabot acquaintance? Or are you still deluded by all this HOPEy CHANGEy mularkey? LOL...MUD
Once again, you err in assuming because I loathe the crap you post online that I voted for Obama. You make lots of errors, but again, the biggest one is that you will make a difference. You won't. This "Obama Nation" of which you speak cares not one whit about you and you will not win converts. You're a punchline. What you will do is cripple any serious patriotic endeavors by your clownish buffoonery. You are the embodiment of every negative stereotype about people who wish to return to a limited government. You may well get your stupid face on a news network somewhere, but it will be as an object of derision so that those who already oppress can say "see?? This is what they are all about. People like THIS." You're like the fat kid who always gets picked last and drags the whole team down because, god help you, you just can't play the game. You think because you reduce complicated matters of state to simplistic bullshit contained in a badly metered impersonation of classic rock songs that you have a message that's worth disseminating. You don't. You can go to dictionary.com and pick the word of the year (leviathan, although you seem to have been getting mileage outta that one for 5+ years), but it's lost meaning because, again, you're a fucking lunatic clown. When your allies are TLBShow and CoralSnake, you're preaching to the choir at the Sunny Psycho Nuthouse. Good luck with getting that movement off the ground. Your puerile efforts make a mockery of everyone who has shouldered a weapon in the defense of the republic, and you should be ashamed to the core of your being that this (your truly awful song parodies) is all you have to offer. You're not eloquent, you're not intelligent, neither musically nor lyrically talented, you're a three year old intellect with a keyboard in cyberspace. If you are the embodiment of the modern 'patriot', then indeed, the republic is already lost.
Thanks, buddy...means a lot coming from you...MUD
Idiot. I'd suggest you go to Hollywood Cemetery and reflect on your pathetic dribblings among some true giants, but you are not worthy to walk there. Among those assembled therein, you wouldn't even cast a shadow, little man. If you do sully the ground with your presence, go find Gen. Garnett's grave, or President Monroe's, or Jeb Stuart, and sing 'em a little ditty. If there is a just god in heaven, you'll be struck dead before the end of the first bar.
"Gimme Free Stuff!!" Oooh... Left's been suckin' on mud...gettin' screwed by Big Guv... (Mini FreakJam ensues...) RATS are scared...they're fearing that we're Right... [Lib'ral weanie voice] (Real FReakJam ensues...) Well, Left's clouds cleared away...the Right began to pray... [Lib'ral weanie voice] Blow me, you RAT-whores...... Mudboy Slim (2 March 2006)
Dude. The songs are really lame. Imagine yourself on stage getting booed. Repeatedly. Everytime you go back on stage to do a 'song', you get booed again. Take a hint. I imagine your heart might be in the right place, but you might want to reconsider your approach.
Dude, yer opinion has never meant SQUAT to me...MUD
Maybe put the songs to real music. You know, do a youtube video or something. Just a suggestion. Don't take the criticism too personally. Put some dancing girls in the video. Works for the Rock Stars.
"TRUTH's Right, RATS Lie!!" Ain't ashamed, I'm uncouth... Truth's Right, RATS Lie!! Eighteen: I fell in awe... Truth's Right, RATS Lie!! (BigMan kickin' it on guitar...wudidiz's dancin' girls kickin' up their heels) Truth's Right!! Let's Fight!! MUD knows what it means to FReep alone... Mudboy Slim (6 September 2008)
I'm honored.
19 August 1999 Letters to the Editor Re: "What Happened To All The Good Protest Songs?" Editor, Times-Dispatch: To quote the Honorable Robert H. Bork, "The [1968 Left-Wing] radicals, expecting stern opposition, were astounded by, and contemptuous of, the universities' rapid surrender. They learned that ours is a soft culture with a bad conscience; MORAL INTIMIDATION WORKS! (emphasis mine)" The Radical Left/Liberal Movement has arrogantly, yet disingenuously, assumed the mantle of moral superiority, and good patriotic Americans have been meekly kowtowing to their paternalistic demands for the last 35 years! Historians will validate that the 1992 Presidential Election will prove to be the Left's most glorious triumph, as an unabashedly sexually-deviant, draft- dodging, morally-repugnant, pot-smoking fiend assumed the most powerful political office on earth. However, Bill Clinton and his Vile Administration, so utterly lacking in basic character and moral underpinnings, will prove to be the Left's Waterloo, as Slick Willie dramatically exposes the hypocrisy of the Liberal Lie to ever-increasing numbers of American voters. The Democrats have already lost both Houses of Congress and over a dozen Statehouses, long-time Democrats have abandoned the Party in droves, and Conservatives/Libertarians have been emboldened to act with a passion reminiscent of Liberals from a bygone era. All we are missing now are a few good old-fashioned Right-Wing protest songs... Thank you, Slick Willie! Lib'ral DemonRATS, bending over backwards in defense of your corrupt Presidency, have abandoned all claims on moral superiority, exposing the Effete Elite as the self-serving Power mongers they have been all along! And the best is yet to come...for those Democrats who hold too long to the Clinton line, we will witness historic Republican gains come November ?00. Then, we get to go after Ol' Billzabubba with Impeachment III--Impeachment II is happening within the next six months! With all due respect, Mr. President, you're soon to be yesterday's news!! Quite Sincerely, Mudboy Slim (08/19/1999)
Hopefully the editor was astute enough to not allow that tripe to ever reach the printed page.
#751. To: Samuel Gray (#748)
(Edited)
Hah...I was highlighted as Correspondent of the Day fer the RTD!! Me and the editor (Ross M) go waaay back...LOL!!
Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/LatestI couldn't believe it when I heard Tiger had officiallty changed his name to "CHEETAH!!"...LOL!!
#545. To: Mudboy Slim (#544)
#548. To: Cynicom (#545)
"How is your fowl mouth today, hit and run as usual???"
#549. To: Mudboy Slim (#548)
#553. To: Cynicom (#549)
"then run and hide."
#554. To: Mudboy Slim (#553)
#556. To: christine, Jethro Tull, CAPPSMADNESS, turtle, Jhoffa_, Cynicom, Rotara, James Deffenbach, purplerose (#554)
#594. To: Mudboy Slim (#556)
#602. To: purplerose, goldilucky, Jethro Tull (#594)
(To be sung to Bob Marley and the Wailers' "No Woman, No Cry")
Obama, you lie...
Obama, you lie...
Obama, YOU LIE!!
Against government whores in DeeCee!!
Protesting Dem hypocrites...
Mingled with the good FReepers we'd meet!!
Good friends, we shall...Oh, good friends, RATS're lost...
We'll make Dems pay!!
Fight fer yer Future...
Big Guv'ment shall not last!!
Ignore Left's fears...MUD sings...
Obama, you lie...
Lib'ral Barry, yer spreadin' fears...
Obama, YOU LIE!!"
Now the RAT-Media LIES fer Marxists!!
Back then, Reagan would fire up the Far Right...
I seh, helped free Russians 'cuz we're Right!!
Now, RATS feed US Marxist bullshit...
I'm told to share with FOOLS!!
MUD's songs are my only weapon...
Good folks, we gotta WHUP Dem TOOLS!!
Or Freedom's GONE!!
All good patriots gotta join the fight...
Everything's gonna be alright...
Lib'ral Left gonna fear our might!!
Everything's gonna be alright...
All good Briefers gotta join the fight...
Everything's gonna be alright...
BureaucRATS gonna fear our might!!
Obama, you lie...
MUD sings, "Prez'dent Barry...
BigGuv'ment's queer...
Obama, YOU LIE!!"
#606. To: Mudboy Slim (#602)
#607. To: purplerose, goldilucky (#606)
Muchas gracias, mi hermana...has goldilucky had any luck logging back on LP yet?
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Monkey Man")
All Prez'dent's are "junkies"...
Lately, that's been TRUE!!
Right's been fooled by DeeCee schemers...
Where were you?!!
By Lib'ral DemRATS...too much Power...
Left's insane!!
I hope you are a patriot, too!!
RATS crave Power, they're Overlords!!
Whup Dem Statist FOOLS!!
Right needs to strike...Alinsky's DEAD!!
BooHOOO!!
And a trifle too satanic...
Reject Dem Network TOOLS!!
Right hopes you love yer Country...
Fight Dem Statist FOOLS, babes!!
Landru's funky...
Right must make a stand...
Fight against "The Man"!!
MUD's yer monkey...
#608. To: Mudboy Slim (#607)
#610. To: purplerose (#608)
#611. To: Mudboy Slim (#610)
#612. To: purplerose (#611)
#615. To: Mudboy Slim (#612)
#617. To: purplerose, Jethro Tull, Dakmar (#615)
2. "MUD's Harangue!!"
3. "Honky-Raised Lib'ral!!"
4. "Sing With Me!!"
5. "Let US Be!!"
6. "FarRight Rallies!!"
7. "You Got The Power!!"
8. "Funky Dan!!"
9. "RATS Shan't Always Git What They Want!!"
#619. To: Mudboy Slim (#617)
#624. To: purplerose (#619)
(To be sung to Stevie Ray Vaughan's "Change It")
We'll re-arrange it!!
Freedom is all that we got....
Dem Statists shan't take it!!
A soldier fer the Right!!
We've worked as these years have amassed...
DemRATS we shall fight!!
Country, I want you to be on my side!!
Pissants on Network News are RAT-whores!!
Yer whores!!
Country, I want you to sing fer the Right!!
MUD and his RightWing band ain't RAT-whores...
We'll score!!
Country, I want you to Vote fer the Right!!
Me and my righteous stands RATS ignore...
No more!!
Obama's Way sucks A$$!!
Condemn all Left's Marxist Tyranny...
Right's time's comin' fast!!
Come play MUD one-on-one!!
That's right, RATS are LOSERS...
Right shall groove on!!
Let's vote out Left's whores...
Let's defeat RAT-whore'ds!!
RightWing, be bold!!
Let's fight fer our home!!
Let's go....
Let's go....
Let's go....
Let's go....
Let's go....
Right's comin' back fer more...
#629. To: Mudboy Slim (#624)
#631. To: purplerose (#629)
#633. To: Minerva, ferret mike, turtle, Cynicom, CAPPSMADNESS, Jhoffa_, Jethro Tull, James Deffenbach, critter, war, Fred Mertz (#631)
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Free as a Bird")
It's the best durned thing fer me...free as a bird.
Bold...Bold and Right...
Righteous, noble world we'll find...once the Syntaurs sing!!
We can really thrive without Big Guv'ment!!
Why did Bush spend too much?!
Why do RATS love Guv'ment?!!
We gotta save our Nation...
Whup RATS' Leftist Tyranny!! Freedom's the Word!!
Bold...Bold and Right...
Whatta noble world we'll find...once RightWing sings!!
Always made me feel soooo...
Free-ee-ee!!
Righteous quest fer Liberty...
Freedom's the word...
Freedom's the word...
Freedom's the word...
#634. To: Mudboy Slim (#633)
#640. To: Samuel Gray (#634)
"I'm at my paying band gig tonight."
#642. To: Mudboy Slim (#640)
#649. To: Samuel Gray, war (#642)
"...only gutless Lib'ral Obamabots actually get "spooked" by the dude who bags their groceries."
#650. To: Mudboy Slim (#649)
#654. To: Samuel Gray (#650)
#657. To: Mudboy Slim (#654)
#672. To: Samuel Gray, Minerva, ferret mike (#657)
#673. To: Rotara (#672)
#674. To: Rotara (#673)
#675. To: Rotara (#674)
"Rotara, ever been to a TeaParty?!"
#676. To: Mudboy Slim (#675)
CA Parental Control Software Blocks FR as HATE site but allows DU site to go through Computer Associates Security Center | 02/26/2010
#681. To: Ferret Mike, Rotara, noone222, SammieGee, buckeroo, CAPPSMADNESS, yukon (#676)
#682. To: All the Obamabot ninnies... (#681)
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Are You Passionate?")
Mudboy's livin' like he talks...
Righteous dreamin' now!!
Syntaurs goin' to the top!!
RATS are negative...
Love fer Guv'ment never stops!!
Learn it, you FOOLS!!
Yearn Liberty!!
Lib'rals are TOOLS!!
RATS shall never git enuff of Slim!!
Truth is everything...
Folks, Mudboy never stops!!
Come learn the Truth!!
Freedom AIN'T free!!
Help teach our YOUTH!!
Folks enlightened 'cuz we're Right!!
And ol' Mudboy kept singin', "Liberty!!"
Guv'ment GROWS until it KILLS US!!
Patriots, let yer MESSAGE fly!!
Right rejects Lib'ral SCUM...
RATS are not free!!
Mudboy's working from his truck...
Cleaned up fer public display.
MUD looks at those around me...
And shares that, "We're all free..."
MUD lets you see his soul ev'ry day!!
Do you wish that Slim would stop?
Does Truth bother you?!
Do you LIKE when you are mocked?!
Folks, MUD's ripe with Truth!!
Gotta fight Dem FOOLS!!
MUD's working fer FREE!!
I'm sportin' the Truth!!
Let's WHUP Tyranny!!
#683. To: Mudboy Slim (#682)
#696. To: F.A. Hayek Fan (#683)
"As a dedicated member of the Republicrat side of the two-party fraud, you are as far to the left as they are."
#698. To: Mudboy Slim (#696)
(Edited)
Ninnies tend to talk when they've got nothing worthwhile to add to the conversation
#703. To: Samuel Gray, Rotara, war (#698)
#704. To: Mudboy Slim (#703)
#713. To: Samuel Gray (#704)
"...you will accomplish nothing for your efforts."
#715. To: Mudboy Slim (#713)
#717. To: Samuel Gray (#715)
"Good luck with getting that movement off the ground."
#719. To: Mudboy Slim (#717)
#721. To: Samuel Gray (#719)
Hey there, SammieGee...I know how you Obamabot RATS like gittin' FREE stuff, so I wrote you li'l beggars a song...EXACTLY four years ago.
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Gimme Three Steps")
Tell the World, Right is not fooled!!
When yer workin' this Land...when yer shovelin' some sand...
You won't be beggin' from YouKnowHoo!!
I said, "Hey there, yella, you effeminate fella...
You Big Government TOOL!!
Boy, that's my take-home pay, my tax dollars you waste...
I refuse to be yer fool!!"
RATS said, "EX-cuuuze, me..."
Left is shakin' 'cuz they hate being free!!
Make Guv'ment lean'n'clean...Big is BAD, boyz!!
Pointin' their guns at me!!
I sang, "Wait a minute, Lib'rals, you didn't even thank US...
You think Ron Reagan's a FOOL?!
All DemRATS, they can blow me, as Right fights to stay free...
Still, Left's beggin' fer food!!"
Won't you give me free stuff...gimme free stuff, Mister...
Gimme free stuff 'cuz I'm "poor"!!
[Mud's husky voice]
Never enuff...quit yer beggin', Lib'ral...
'Cuz yer a Federal Guv'ment Whore!! Fer sure...
'Cuz BigGuv'ment's fightin' wars!!
We're all Fortunate Sons...livin' life on the run...
'Cuzza troops...they're protectin' yers!!
Slick'll burn...we'll freep at Lib'ral fools...
The RATS we'll break...fight from shore to shore...
Folks, you shall hear MUD freepin' from miles away...
'Cuz Right is headed for something more!!
Won't you give me free stuff...gimme free stuff, Mister...
Gimme free stuff 'cuz I'm "poor"!!
[Mud's husky voice]
Never enuff...quit yer beggin', Lib'ral...
Yer just a Federal Guv'ment Whore!! For sure...
#725. To: Mudboy Slim (#721)
#727. To: wudidiz (#725)
#728. To: Mudboy Slim (#727)
#729. To: wudidiz (#728)
Alright, I respect constructive criticism...how's THIS?
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Good Times, Bad Times")
Still, I know to be free, must make yer stand!!
Obama's all the rage...
Media LIES!! 'Cuz it's Big Guv'ment that they demand.
Dem Marxists, how they try...
To steal my pay fer all their RAT programs!!
Defeat the Left's nightmare!!
'Cuz Obama snorts blow...He's a Marxist man!!
Networks still don't seem to care.
Of a man as wise as could be.
Reagan whupped up on Gorbachev...
Dutch gave folks liberty!!
But now each year, Fed takes what's mine...
Big Guv'ment spends and spends!!
Rush Limbaugh counseled, "Don't believe...
RAT-Media's Leftist spin...NO!!"
You leeches steal "yer" share!!
Then, Dem Lib'rals git stoned...
Tout their Marxist plans...
But Voters ain't unaware!!
Now we got our Veep, Sarah!!
Gov'ner Palin's no joke...
She says, "Drill ANWR!!"
Devolve Power to the States!!
But now we're in the Limbaugh Zone!!
We don't care what RAT-Networks say...
Right's gonna whup Left, each and every day.
RATS shall fear the songs of the Syntaurs!!
Realize, SlickBarry, we're gonna break yer Marxist heart!!
#730. To: Mudboy Slim (#729)
wudidiz's dancin' girls kickin' up their heels
#743. To: wudidiz, ferret mike, SammieGee (#730)
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#748. To: Mudboy Slim (#743)
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