For those who didn't see, the debate in a nutshell
Mod: Senator Clinton, how do you feel about Iraq? Hillary: I feel we should leave.
Mod: Senator Obama, why do you hate America? Obama: I love America, it's been good to me.
Mod: Senator Clinton, do you feel that poor people should have more money? Hillary: Absolutely
Mod: Sen. Obama, when was the last time you and Reverend Wright plotted to blow up an Embassy? Obama: Can't we just talk about the issues instead of this tabloid stuff?
Mod: Senator Clinton, what is your kitten agenda Hillary: I feel kittens are soft and fluffy and should be cared for.
Mod: Senator Obama, someone you went to grade school with was arrested 8 years ago for kicking a kitten. Why do you hate kittens? Obama: How is this relevant at all?
Mod: Senator Clinton, tell us exactly how brave you were in overcoming your husband's adultery? Hillary: i was very brave. God helped me.
Mod: Senator Obama, it's all over the internet that you are an evil Muslim elitist terrorist. Why are you an evil Muslim elitist terrorist? Obama: I'm not. And weren't you just asking me about my CHRISTIAN pastor? Mod: The one you blow up embassies with? Obama: What? Are you serious.
Mod: We have to take a commercial. Senator Clinton, we realize that we haven't paid enough attention to you and we deeply apologize. Hillary: Quite alright.
The "elitist" Barack took his Harvard diploma and went back to the mean streets of Chicago.
The Machiavellian Hillary took her Yale diploma and immediately began her chase for the almighty dollar and her pursuit of a royal ascension to the Presidency.