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Title: Our Daily Chicken
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Published: Apr 21, 2008
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Post Date: 2008-04-21 20:03:08 by richard9151
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KFC: Our Daily Chicken A salesman from KFC walked up to the Pope and offers him a million dollars if he would change "The Lord's Prayer" from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." The Pope refused his offer. Two weeks later, the man offered the pope 10 million dollars to change it from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken" and again the Pope refused the man's generous offer. Another week later, the man offered the Pope 20 million dollars and finally the Pope accepted. The following day, the Pope said to all his officials, "I have some good news and some bad news. 'The good news is, that we have just received a check for 20 million dollars. The bad news is, we lost the Wonder Bread account!'''
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#1. To: richard9151, red jones, allthekings'horseswontdoit, nobody222, red panther, JOKE (#0)
Adam needed another companion in The Garden when Eve wasn't in the mood so God created Dog. Dog treated Adam like a God by always obeying and giving unconditional love, so Adam began to grow selfish and proud, to the point of thinking himself a god. SO...God created Cat, so everytime Adam looked in cat's eyes, he saw the selfish nothingness he had become and repented of his sin of Pride. SO..Adam was happy, Dog was happy and Cat didn't give a shit.
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