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Title: Damn if the assClownPosse isn't complete slime
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The Den of Inadequacy
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Published: Jul 3, 2005
Author: assorted shitheels
Post Date: 2005-07-03 14:04:32 by Dude Lebowski
Keywords: assClownPosse, complete, isnt
Views: 999
Comments: 61
I'm not gonna link to it, but they have a thread posted by "redhead" where they give instructions on how to obtain one 4um members phone number and home address. They even give a full name. Along with their usual refrains about how we all deserve incarceration for not being complete lemmings. Now if this is illegal, and I'm sure it is (harassment, libel, incitement to criminal acts), can't these ass-pilfering heffalumps be shut down? If anyone is interested in discussing, maybe it should be done by private mail. They shouldn't be able to do this.
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#1. To: Dude Lebowski (#0)
I would assume (?) it to be a civil matter, providing this person has standing. I dunno what you'd end up with after a successful suit though.. A length of sewer pipe, Barbara Bush inflatable sex doll and some uncashed Government paychecks?
*shudder* Yeah, and I was hesitant to even start a thread because attention justifies their otherwise worthless existences. But this is messed up. They would do it to any of us if they could get their grubby paws on more information.
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Huh. I've not had the chance to use the new FiveSeveN, with a very fresh laser, illuminator target acquisition system yet... Seriously, don't those puds have better fish to fry?
This is true.. Fact Is: If you don't read them, they don't exist.. Their insults, pictures, etc, etc.. are never seen and can therefore have no effect. They claim to hate 4UM & FU especially (although their dislike for Certain Freepers and FR goings on are legandary) I find it odd that they would hang so heavily on the words of people they allegedly dislike, detest and otherwise couldn't give a shit about.
One would think..
Fact Is: If you don't read them, they don't exist.. Their insults, pictures, etc, etc.. are never seen and can therefore have no effect. Yep. And by the same token, all the other forums read us. We are interesting and effective at getting the word out :)
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This is exactly the truth - and what I practice...I piss off way too much time on the web to waste it with the ravings of people that I would not otherwise ever associate with, or want to know.
Lotta interesting people here posting interesting information. Good humor, also.. (Which at times is as important as the rest of the material)
I will say this, I think they're over-reacting. I don't see how what Lodwick said would garner the attention the Secret Service. Anyone can speculate on things freely, unless that too has become a crime in this country. Clownposse from time to time, actually has some good stuff going on, when it comes to lampooning JimRob and the tards at Free Republic. They do a good job of lampooning the tards at Liberty Post at times too. I myself made their list of wackos, for God knows what reason. The shit that goes on over there, and the shit that goes on here are two entirely different species of animal. Pay them no mind. They obviously have nothing better to do than monitor the thoughts of others.
Now if this is illegal, and I'm sure it is (harassment, libel, incitement to criminal acts), can't these ass-pilfering heffalumps be shut down?
#2. To: Jhoffa_ (#1)
Barbara Bush inflatable sex doll
#3. To: Jhoffa_, Dude, all (#1)
#4. To: Dude Lebowski (#2)
Yeah, and I was hesitant to even start a thread because attention justifies their otherwise worthless existences.
#5. To: lodwick (#3)
Seriously, don't those puds have better fish to fry?
#6. To: Jhoffa_ (#4)
This is true..
#7. To: Jhoffa_ (#4)
If you don't read them, they don't exist..
#8. To: Dude Lebowski (#6)
#9. To: Jhoffa_ (#8)
Here's the acquisition system I was mentioning...
#10. To: Dude Lebowski (#0)
 | So many morons, so few bullets. |
#11. To: lodwick (#9)
Damn, Lodwik.. I've had cars.. good ones, that didn't cost as much as that thing. I don't really shoot guns much.. I got "Veronica" my personal protection hammer (No relation to the FReeper which has sacrilegiously adopted my beloved machinist hammer's namesake)and the "Freedom Hatchet ® " You might check out digikey and Mouser, they have a variety of diodes and such avaliable that would be perfect for applications such as this, if you ever get the urge to experiment.
#12. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#10)
They're just pushing buttons.. There's nothing in that post that constitutes a "threat"
I will say this, I think they're over-reacting. I don't see how what Lodwick said would garner the attention the Secret Service.
#13. To: Jhoffa_ (#11)
I only paid $250 (cash) to my dealer for the little M-6 Illuminator. Sadly our shooting this year has been near to non-existent - but we've got ammo that won't have to be replentished. A retired SecretService guy told me that if a person chooses to not have firearms in their home, the next best thing to bring down an invader is a kid's aluminum softball bat delivered in force to the perp's shins...SS guy claims that will disarm and disable the baddest of 'em. I guess that one could them decide how many more blows, and where, the person might need a they lay writhing in pain clutching themself, moaning, and crying. Happy hammering.
#14. To: Jhoffa_ (#12)
What did I post that might make me a person on interest to anyone? Thanks.
Help me out here.
#15. To: Dude Lebowski (#0)
That's all one needs to know about those asswipes, complete waste of cyber-space to write one bit more. They're the reason I fled LP, after they made OldieLox their honorable den mother & turned that once fine forum into a sewage processing center. Wouldn't want to be affiliated with ANY site that is permeated with such a smell...
Damn if the assClownPosse isn't complete slime - Source: The Den of Inadequacy
#16. To: Dude Lebowski (#0)
Don't let a half dozen former FReepers get to you, Dude. These heroic internet
warriors are quite representative of the Republican scum who would send other
kids off to a Zionist war, while cheering from the safety of their living rooms
Actually, all our information is obtainable in some way or another. This is
simply an attempt to intimidate someone who would put a hole in a stalker's
head, if said stalker showed up at his house unannounced and unwelcome. Their
laughable attempt to report people to Homeland Security is another hoot.
That said, I proclaim a jihad on their gutless asses - all power to Al Qaeda.
May they repel the invaders by any means necessary.
#17. To: Jethro Tull (#16)
I was thinking the same thing. Although, I won't use 4um as a launching point. I've trolled a good deal of boards, ask Moldi-Box about that :) I trolled aCP a few times for fun, and they swarm like bees defending the hive. For as much trash as they talk, a good thumping is in order every once in a while.
That said, I proclaim a jihad on their gutless assess
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#18. To: Dude Lebowski (#17)
I trolled aCP a few times for fun, and they swarm like bees defending the hive. For as much trash as they talk, a good thumping is in order every once in a while. What a colossal waste of time & resources ;-)
I've trolled a good deal of boards, ask Moldi-Box about that :)
Amerika; Land of the sleaze, home of the knave...
#19. To: TaZ (#18)
I ain't above trolling and the entertainment value can be priceless. Especially when you know how to spoof HTML links. One time, the ACP thought r-u-n-n-o-f-t posted a foul picture. It was up for :45 minutes or so. LMAO.
What a colossal waste of time & resources ;-)
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#20. To: lodwick (#14)
Well, you're friends with Christine.. As you probably know, she's considered to be quite the "kook" for even bothering with quaint, bygone notions like Constitutional Government, leaving people the hell alone and letting them do whatever they want, provided no one's hurt, etc.. Further, if you REALLY want to get on the S#!^ list, you'll have to do it from FR. Most of these people are disgruntled past and present FReepers with an ax to grind. Mr. Robinson doesn't allow much of that kinda thing on the board, doncha' know, so they had to go somewhere else. They started as the AF'ers, then the Aimoo AK'ers and now the Clown Posse. I'm sure you heard AF'ers mentioned on FR, well it's the same thing, different day.
What did I post that might make me a person on interest to anyone?
#21. To: Jethro Tull (#16)
LOL When I worked the concert security gig I had six tough guys who figured they might like to come up on me on the front of the stage at the Pearl Jam show at Soldier Field in Chicago (1995, since it was after Woodstock '94 and it was the exact same stage as in Saugerties). I had a girl on my left and a little skinny guy on my right on the crew at that time. These tough guys were getting in position to try and get past us to get on stage. I could tell what they were up to (We were on a platform 3 feet above ground level, with 4x8 foot wide sheets of plywood tied to the front, and the stage was up higher behind us.) and I hollered at them, "You want to come up? Come on! I'm here to repel boarders." That gave them pause long enough for my supervisor to show and call reinforcements. (heh-heh) 30 of the guys we had out in the crowd came up front of stage right. They changed their minds in a big hurry and started for the exits. I would have had a blast knocking them off as they tried to jump the barricade. It would have been like King of the Mountain and I would have nailed them good. ;^)
May they repel the invaders by any means necessary.
"But what is Hope? Nothing but the paint on the face of Existence; the least touch of truth rubs it off, and then we see what a hollow-cheeked harlot we have got hold of." Lord Byron
#22. To: BTP Holdings (#21)
I was temped to call you an ask you to chime in....good to see ya made it.
#23. To: BTP Holdings (#21)
Some time ago one of the CPERs (they were AFers then) posted my personal shit all over. I threatened to go to their house and make love to their wife while he cooked me breakfast. I never did, but I found out later he was into that sort of thing.
#24. To: BTP Holdings (#21)
And that's just what we're receiving in the sand pit...
"You want to come up? Come on! I'm here to repel boarders."
#25. To: Soda Pop (#23)
They did that w/my pic. Not sure where they got it. But, at least they will know I am the one who just took their head off and handed it to them. ;^)
posted my personal shit all over
"But what is Hope? Nothing but the paint on the face of Existence; the least touch of truth rubs it off, and then we see what a hollow-cheeked harlot we have got hold of." Lord Byron
#26. To: BTP Holdings (#25)
Pretty tough word there dude. You must have been a snow plow driver at one time or another if I were to guess.
They did that w/my pic. Not sure where they got it. But, at least they will know I am the one who just took their head off and handed it to them. ;^)
#27. To: All (#26)
word=words
#28. To: BTP Holdings (#25)
Now I am starting to fell like Burt Campbell (Richard Mulligan) all I have to do is click my fingers and walah......
#29. To: Dude Lebowski (#0)
The trouble is they can AND HAVE been shut down (several times by JimRob and by Neil McIver when he co ran LP with Goldi) but by using free forum hosts rather than having a spacific website of their own they just re start elsewhere.
Elapidae, Micrurus fulvius 
#30. To: Coral Snake (#29)
Where do you sign up to be an assclown?(would prefer comical posterior) but none the less.....
#31. To: timetobuildaboat (#26)
Funny you should mention it. I was plowing once at Mannheim and Higgins (IL Rt. 72 and U.S. 45) in NW suburban Chicago. I was opening up the last lane in the intersection heading east on 72. I was moving at about 15 mph and there was about a foot and a half of wet slushy snow blocking that lane across the intersection. When I hit the slush, the rooster tail rolled off the end of the plow like a mud slide rolling downhill. There were 3 Mexicans standing about 50 feet away. When they saw that tidal wave of slush heading in their direction, they turned tail and ran as fast as they could. This 3 foot high wall of slush rolled up over the curb, across the sidewalk and up onto the cars that were in the parking lot. I was laughing my ass off. I have never seen Mexicans run that fast in my life.
You must have been a snow plow driver
"But what is Hope? Nothing but the paint on the face of Existence; the least touch of truth rubs it off, and then we see what a hollow-cheeked harlot we have got hold of." Lord Byron
#32. To: BTP Holdings (#31)
Except from border patrol in a past and long gone time......
This 3 foot high wall of slush rolled up over the curb, across the sidewalk and up onto the cars that were in the parking lot. I was laughing my ass off. I have never seen Mexicans run that fast in my life.
#33. To: Jhoffa_ (#20)
Well, that should seal the deal...being friends with known enemies of the state who have the revolutionary idea that just because their home is free and clear of any debt, they should pay rent to the local govs to live there- in...what horrible people! Nitwits, Beware! This is Mrs.C's new best friend. S&W .357 AirLite Any questions?
Well, you're friends with Christine.. As you probably know, she's considered to be quite the "kook" for even bothering with quaint, bygone notions like Constitutional Government, leaving people the hell alone and letting them do whatever they want, provided no one's hurt, etc..
#34. To: lodwick (#33)
Good gun. Excellent nock down power only second to the .45 and possible the .44 mag but can target practice with .38 rounds saving $'s. Although I like stainless. and 1911 action on a semi-auto.
#35. To: Dude Lebowski (#19)
One time, the
ACP thought r-u-n-n-o-f-t posted a foul picture. It was up for :45 minutes or
so. LMAO. I ain't above trolling and the entertainment value can be
priceless. Especially when you know how to spoof HTML links.
Amerika; Land of the sleaze, home of the knave...
#36. To: TaZ (#35)
ROTFLMAO! Good work!
"But what is Hope? Nothing but the paint on the face of Existence; the least touch of truth rubs it off, and then we see what a hollow-cheeked harlot we have got hold of." Lord Byron
#37. To: lodwick (#33)
Dude, we gotta hang out sometime. You have all the cool toys. I at least have comics and a robot collection.
| So many morons, so few bullets. |
#38. To: lodwick (#33)
I'll see you one pop-gun & raise you a plinker ;-) 
Amerika; Land of the sleaze, home of the knave...
#39. To: timetobuildaboat, Tommy, christine, shooters here (#34)
The deciding factor in this purchase was the weight of the piece for c.c. purposes. Before you set sail, come check out the toys - I believe that we have everything you like except the .44. All with buttery smooth trigger jobs and Winchester Ranger rounds, should that need arise.
Good gun. Excellent nock down power only second to the .45 and possible the .44 mag but can target practice with .38 rounds saving $'s. Although I like stainless. and 1911 action on a semi-auto.
#40. To: TaZ, christine (#38)
Wow - that has a striking resemblance to c's .300Mag (Browning Stalker with the BOSS) plinker. Sweet.
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