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Title: Turtle Gets Nose Punched
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Published: Apr 24, 2008
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2008-04-24 21:21:06 by Turtle
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Views: 480
Comments: 63

I was 11 years old when it happened. I think it had something to do with playing tetherball at school and some kid punched me in the nose. The fight ended just like that, because there was blood all over, I couldn't see because my eyes were watering, and it hurt like hell.

However, later, the kid who punched me fell off his bike and BROKE HIS NOSE.

I call this karma. Maybe kismet. I get the two confused.

However, what it means it that those who beat up on Turtle, will get it back in spades!

Heh heh heh.

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#7. To: Turtle (#0)

What did you do with Yertle?

Critter  posted on  2008-04-24   22:54:25 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Critter, Mudboy Slim (#7)

What did you do with Yertle?

Got tired of it, shortened it to Turtle.

Nope, didn't deserve it, just some arguments over a tetherball game, he punched me on the nose.

Turtle  posted on  2008-04-24   23:02:24 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Turtle (#11)

Well, as long as this "dwarf" didn't follow you around and steal your lunch money every day, I guess we'll give you a pass...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2008-04-24   23:04:05 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Mudboy Slim (#12)

Well, as long as this "dwarf" didn't follow you around and steal your lunch money every day, I guess we'll give you a pass...MUD

Everyone was always punching me in jr. high.

One guy hit me on the jaw, I looked at him, he hit me again, then again. Didn't hurt at all. Then I decided to beat him up, but a teacher ran over and stopped it.

He turned into a fag.

It doesn't pay to beat up Turtle!

Turtle  posted on  2008-04-24   23:09:03 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: Turtle, Minerva, ..., Jethro Tull, christine, Angelwood, kristinn, BufordP, stand watie (#14)

"It doesn't pay to beat up Turtle!"

I never would, my friend...there's no upside to it...LOL!!

Did I tell you up road-tripping up to DeeCee to counterprotest the White House Correspondents Dinner on Saturday afternoon with the DeeCee FReepers?! Oughtta be a HOOT if it doesn't pour down rain (which is predicted).

My goal is to get in the face of Keith Olberman to the point where he takes a swing at me and we'll put it on YouTube!!

I can't stand that guy...he makes me sick to my stomach...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2008-04-24   23:32:04 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: Mudboy Slim (#17)

My goal is to get in the face of Keith Olberman to the point where he takes a swing at me and we'll put it on YouTube!!

it is important to have goals. that is a very excellent goal. I like Olberman, but I'd rather see you succeed in your goals than his face on tv. because in reality - he ain't worth a damn thing.

Red Jones  posted on  2008-04-24   23:36:43 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: Red Jones (#18)

Matthews, I disagree with, but I can stand...Olberman? Man, he better just hope he takes an alternate route into the festivities (we're posted sorta near the front door, but there are ways around)...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2008-04-24   23:47:41 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: Mudboy Slim (#20)

I guess if I watched Olberman more than twice I'd probably dislike him too.

Red Jones  posted on  2008-04-24   23:59:07 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: Red Jones (#23)

I thought you said you liked him...LOL!! I did think he was a funny sportscaster from back in his ESPN days, but since he took up politics, I can't stand the look of the guy...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2008-04-25   0:00:48 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: All (#25)

Here's the sign the DeeCee FReepers have picked out fer me...LOL!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2008-04-25   0:04:30 ET  (1 image) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#42. To: Mudboy Slim (#26)

Can I please have the URL to that image?

wudidiz  posted on  2008-04-25   2:11:06 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#43. To: wudidiz (#42)

Here you go...

http://mailcenter3.comcast.net/wmc/v/wm/481157DF000606D5000038B62215578674C C CC0B9A03?cmd=GetImg&no=869&uid=79249&sid=c0&name=406010516@23042008-2095

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2008-04-25   2:12:33 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#45. To: Mudboy Slim (#43)

http://mailcenter3.comcast.net/wmc/v/wm/481157DF000606D5000038B62215578674C C CC0B9A03?cmd=GetImg&no=869&uid=79249&sid=c0&name=406010516@23042008-2095

I get the same warning when I paste that in the browser.

"Image Blocked: Suspect site".

...  posted on  2008-04-25   2:14:58 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#48. To: ..., Mudboy Slim (#45)

I put it in and get:

http://www.comcast.net/a/

I have Linux fwiw.

I don't know why it would do that.

wudidiz  posted on  2008-04-25   2:18:02 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#50. To: wudidiz (#48)

I put it in and get:

http://www.comcast.net/a/

Could maybe a scrambled character is freaking out my stuff. And that's why your Unix stuff only reads that far. Can't say.

...  posted on  2008-04-25   2:29:02 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#54. To: ... (#50)

I liked XP it's so easy to use, but I always had to dick around with all that spyware and antivirus stuff.

Ubuntu linux is so much simpler without any of that, but not as easy to figure out how to use and it won't play youtube videos very well for me.

wudidiz  posted on  2008-04-25 02:39:03 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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