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Title: Turtle Gets Nose Punched
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Published: Apr 24, 2008
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2008-04-24 21:21:06 by Turtle
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I was 11 years old when it happened. I think it had something to do with playing tetherball at school and some kid punched me in the nose. The fight ended just like that, because there was blood all over, I couldn't see because my eyes were watering, and it hurt like hell. However, later, the kid who punched me fell off his bike and BROKE HIS NOSE. I call this karma. Maybe kismet. I get the two confused. However, what it means it that those who beat up on Turtle, will get it back in spades! Heh heh heh.
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
Little truth here... The other "kid" was a girl two grades behind turtle...Just for the record.
Nope, it was a boy and he was my age, 11. I was a lot bigger than him, the dwarf, and he give me a shot out of the blue. Boy, does a punch on the nose hurt.
If tom were here, he would say you are fibbin, that it was a girl
Boy, boy, boy, named Ron. I would have got him if he hadn't punched me on the nose.
Girl named Ronine.... I was decked once in a pickup baseball game, with a sucker punch to the side of the jaw. It was ten minutes afore I could crawl off the field. but it wasnt no little gurl.
So you got knocked the f**k out?? That's what you're really trying to say, isn't it??? ;-)
"The Northern onslaught upon slavery was no more than a piece of specious humbug designed to conceal its desire for economic control of the Southern states." Charles Dickens, 1862
What did you do with Yertle?
Tagline space for rent.
I'll bet dollars to donuts you was beggin' fer it...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, LOL...how on Earth do you allow a fellow baseball player to get close enough to you to deliver a "sucker punch"...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Arguing with a kid that was the ump to my left and the second baseman decked me from the right. I did manage to drag myself off. but it wasnt no gurl like punched turtle.
Got tired of it, shortened it to Turtle. Nope, didn't deserve it, just some arguments over a tetherball game, he punched me on the nose.
Well, as long as this "dwarf" didn't follow you around and steal your lunch money every day, I guess we'll give you a pass...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Only thing that hurts more than a smayshed noze is a finger 'n the eye.
Everyone was always punching me in jr. high. One guy hit me on the jaw, I looked at him, he hit me again, then again. Didn't hurt at all. Then I decided to beat him up, but a teacher ran over and stopped it. He turned into a fag. It doesn't pay to beat up Turtle!
My dad was a general contractor so I helped him starting when I was 12. He hired this ex-con named Bobby Joe Jackson, his own brother hit him with a pool cue, so Bobby Joe popped his own brother's eyeball out of the socket. It didn't bother me at all when he went back to the pen.
good job! when i was 9 at summer camp they had fight night. and the counselors went to each tent looking for people to sign up & fight. So I volunteered. I was amazed that hardly anyone else signed up. I was in the first tent for the youngest guys. I thought everyone would sign up, but that didn't happen. They paired me with this 10-year old who was smaller. But he said he knew karate and was hot stuff. they put about 100 kids in this room so tight like sardines & cleared out the wood floor in the middle for the participants. They gave us head-gear and boxing gloves. The guy came at me with his arms swinging wildly for no apparent reason, to scare me I guess. I just walked right up to him and started landing punches in his face. he grazed me on the side of my head a couple of times. But within 45 seconds it was over. I won. that guy & I had no malice towards each other whatsoever. We were friends before & after. In my teen years a friend of mine was bugging me bad. I told him I was going to kick his ass. As I walked towards him his jaw dropped in surprise and he didn't even defend himself. I hit him hard and broke my hand in 2 spots all the way clean through the bones on the very first blow. He went down, but he didn't hit the floor because a table was in the way. He lay on that table and I punched him 6-7 more times with the same hand. I wondered why my hand hurt with each blow. Finally I stopped. His face was swollen, eyes especially. I purposely avoided knocking out his teeth or breaking his nose, hitting him on the cheek & upper face. Afterwards it was pretty obvious soon my hand was broken. I told him he won the fight though he didn't hit me once. I still associated with him after that, but I didn't like him. He was an idiot and a member of the KKK. Again in my teen years I got into a fight with another friend. He thought he was tough. He was trying to impress a female by putting me down. I let him talk tough in front of the girls he wanted to impress because I didn't want to get into it in front of them. But later on I got him. It was a fair fight. I shoved him, slapped his face lightly. Then he shoved back and I let into him. Once I hit him the first time he had no control over himself. I just kept hitting, left right left right left right like a machine. and I was hitting hard. he was bouncing back and forth. he couldn't get in a single blow. he had a swollen face too. We remained friends. Years later he came to see me in Arizona when I was in my 20's. Later he became a Green Party official. I try to stay out of fights because you can go to jail for that. But I've been trying to find Turtle's address in Missouri. I figure he's the punk among us and an easy target. He keeps changing his name though making it difficult to track him down. Even though I'll get it back in spades I'm too insane to care.
Revelation 6:6 And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and [see] thou hurt not the oil and the wine.
I never would, my friend...there's no upside to it...LOL!! Did I tell you up road-tripping up to DeeCee to counterprotest the White House Correspondents Dinner on Saturday afternoon with the DeeCee FReepers?! Oughtta be a HOOT if it doesn't pour down rain (which is predicted). My goal is to get in the face of Keith Olberman to the point where he takes a swing at me and we'll put it on YouTube!! I can't stand that guy...he makes me sick to my stomach...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, it is important to have goals. that is a very excellent goal. I like Olberman, but I'd rather see you succeed in your goals than his face on tv. because in reality - he ain't worth a damn thing.
Revelation 6:6 And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and [see] thou hurt not the oil and the wine.
You mean Edward R. Murrow JR???????
Matthews, I disagree with, but I can stand...Olberman? Man, he better just hope he takes an alternate route into the festivities (we're posted sorta near the front door, but there are ways around)...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, LOL...he does take himself WAAAY too seriously...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I suspect Olberbum has a good copy writer, and indeed he is just a talking head.
I guess if I watched Olberman more than twice I'd probably dislike him too.
Revelation 6:6 And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and [see] thou hurt not the oil and the wine.
I rarely watch him, but I remember seeing his call for Dubyuh's impeachment quite a while back. Olberman doesn't have the gravitas to call for Bush's impeachment, it came off as shallow and silly. I've wanted to get in his face ever since...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, I thought you said you liked him...LOL!! I did think he was a funny sportscaster from back in his ESPN days, but since he took up politics, I can't stand the look of the guy...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Here's the sign the DeeCee FReepers have picked out fer me...LOL!!
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, and it was a wheel chair ... not a bike.
I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered. The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs. Thomas Jefferson, Letter to the Secretary of the Treasury Albert Gallatin (1802)
Wow! Tough guy! Call us when you work up the guts to do your part in the war you support ... chicken shit.
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My spyware is blocking your image. So what's up Mud?
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It's just an anti-Olberman picture...that punk's my bee-ahhtch Saturday night...LOL!!
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Again I ask, are you active military? If not, doesn't that make YOU a chicken shit, too?
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, And so why does it set off the virus scan?
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Nope, and you know why.
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It showed up on "preview"...I don't know why it's not making it to the 4um...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, So being a idiotic peacenik makes you a tough guy?! Bwahahahahaha...I know better, pencil-neck...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, What is mailcenter3.comcast.net and why is it setting off a virus alert?
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I copy/pasted the photo from an email one of the DeeCee Freepers sent me...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, You're the one who claims to be the tough guy. Tough enough to beat up Oberman, but typcical freeper chicken hawk when it comes to the war. Right?
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And why is the link downloading a virus? Or trying to? What's your game here?
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Bite me, penis-breath.
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
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#2. To: Cynicom (#1)
The other "kid" was a girl two grades behind turtle...Just for the record.
#3. To: Turtle (#2)
#4. To: Cynicom (#3)
If tom were here, he would say you are fibbin, that it was a girl
#5. To: Turtle (#4)
Boy, boy, boy, named Ron.
#6. To: Turtle (#0)
...some kid punched me in the nose. The fight ended just like that, because there was blood all over...
#7. To: Turtle (#0)
#8. To: Turtle (#2)
"...he give me a shot out of the blue."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#9. To: Cynicom (#5)
"I was decked once in a pickup baseball game, with a sucker punch to the side of the jaw."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#10. To: Mudboy Slim (#9)
#11. To: Critter, Mudboy Slim (#7)
What did you do with Yertle?
#12. To: Turtle (#11)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#13. To: Turtle (#11)
>>> he punched me on the nose.
#14. To: Mudboy Slim (#12)
Well, as long as this "dwarf" didn't follow you around and steal your lunch money every day, I guess we'll give you a pass...MUD
#15. To: SCPO Blackshoe Retired (#13)
finger 'n the eye.
#16. To: Turtle (#0)
those who beat up on Turtle, will get it back in spades
#17. To: Turtle, Minerva, ..., Jethro Tull, christine, Angelwood, kristinn, BufordP, stand watie (#14)
"It doesn't pay to beat up Turtle!"
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#18. To: Mudboy Slim (#17)
My goal is to get in the face of Keith Olberman to the point where he takes a swing at me and we'll put it on YouTube!!
#19. To: Mudboy Slim (#17)
I can't stand that guy...he makes me sick to my stomach...MUD
#20. To: Red Jones (#18)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#21. To: Cynicom (#19)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#22. To: Mudboy Slim (#21)
#23. To: Mudboy Slim (#20)
#24. To: Cynicom (#22)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#25. To: Red Jones (#23)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#26. To: All (#25)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#27. To: Cynicom (#1)
The other "kid" was a girl two grades behind turtle...
#28. To: Mudboy Slim (#17)
My goal is to get in the face of Keith Olberman to the point where he takes a swing at me and we'll put it on YouTube!!
#29. To: Mudboy Slim (#26)
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Here's the sign the DeeCee FReepers have picked out fer me...LOL!!
#30. To: ... (#29)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#31. To: ... (#28)
"...chicken shit."
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#32. To: Mudboy Slim (#30)
It's just an anti-Olberman picture...that punk's my bee-ahhtch Saturday night...LOL!!
#33. To: Mudboy Slim (#31)
If not, doesn't that make YOU a chicken shit, too?
#34. To: ... (#32)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#35. To: ... (#33)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#36. To: Mudboy Slim (#34)
#37. To: ... (#36)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#38. To: Mudboy Slim (#35)
So being a idiotic peacenik makes you a tough guy?!
#39. To: Mudboy Slim (#37)
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I copy/pasted the photo from an email one of the DeeCee Freepers sent me...MUD
#40. To: ... (#39)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
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