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Title: actual court testimonies......
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Published: Apr 30, 2008
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Post Date: 2008-04-30 15:10:13 by richard9151
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These came from actual court records;

QUESTION: When did you begin to plan your wedding?

ANSWER: Well, actually, I didn't plan my wedding; my mother did.

QUESTION: Did you participate in your mother's planning of your wedding?

ANSWER: No. My mother is Italian.

QUESTION: When did your mother begin to plan your wedding?

ANSWER: When I was born.

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QUESTION: Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?

ANSWER: I will be three months November 8.

QUESTION: Appartently the date of conception was August 8?

ANSWER: Yes.

QUESTION: What were you and your husband doing at the time?

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QUESTION: Doctor, what treatment did you give this man?

ANSWER: I cleaned the wound, sutured it, and put him in bed with a nurse.

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QUESTION: What is your brother-in-law's name?

ANSWER: Borofkin.

QUESTION: What is his first name?

ANSWER: I can't remember.

QUESTION: He's been your brother-in-law for forty-five years and you can't remember his name?

ANSWER: No, I tell you, I'm too excited. [Rising from the witness chair and pointing to Mr. Borofkin]: Nathan, for God's sake, tell them your first name!

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QUESTION: Trooper, was the defendent obviously drunk when you arrested her?

DEFENSE COUNSEL: Objection, Your Homor. It calls for a conclusion.

THE COURT: Sustained.

QUESTION: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant were your red and blue lights flashing?

ANSWER: Yes, sir.

QUESTION: What did she say?

ANSWER: "What disco am I at?"

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QUESTION: Do you recall aproximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Edgington at the Rose Chapel?

ANSWER: It was in the eveing. The autopsy started about 8:30 P.M.

QUESTION: And Mr. Edgington was dead at that time, is that courrect?

ANSWER: No, you dumb asshole. He was sitting there on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

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#1. To: richard9151 (#0)

Good ones!

Fred Mertz  posted on  2008-04-30   15:14:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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