These came from actual court records; QUESTION: When did you begin to plan your wedding?
ANSWER: Well, actually, I didn't plan my wedding; my mother did.
QUESTION: Did you participate in your mother's planning of your wedding?
ANSWER: No. My mother is Italian.
QUESTION: When did your mother begin to plan your wedding?
ANSWER: When I was born.
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QUESTION: Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?
ANSWER: I will be three months November 8.
QUESTION: Appartently the date of conception was August 8?
ANSWER: Yes.
QUESTION: What were you and your husband doing at the time?
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QUESTION: Doctor, what treatment did you give this man?
ANSWER: I cleaned the wound, sutured it, and put him in bed with a nurse.
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QUESTION: What is your brother-in-law's name?
ANSWER: Borofkin.
QUESTION: What is his first name?
ANSWER: I can't remember.
QUESTION: He's been your brother-in-law for forty-five years and you can't remember his name?
ANSWER: No, I tell you, I'm too excited. [Rising from the witness chair and pointing to Mr. Borofkin]: Nathan, for God's sake, tell them your first name!
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QUESTION: Trooper, was the defendent obviously drunk when you arrested her?
DEFENSE COUNSEL: Objection, Your Homor. It calls for a conclusion.
THE COURT: Sustained.
QUESTION: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant were your red and blue lights flashing?
ANSWER: Yes, sir.
QUESTION: What did she say?
ANSWER: "What disco am I at?"
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QUESTION: Do you recall aproximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Edgington at the Rose Chapel?
ANSWER: It was in the eveing. The autopsy started about 8:30 P.M.
QUESTION: And Mr. Edgington was dead at that time, is that courrect?
ANSWER: No, you dumb asshole. He was sitting there on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.