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4play See other 4play Articles Title: actual court testimonies...... These came from actual court records; QUESTION: When did you begin to plan your wedding? ANSWER: Well, actually, I didn't plan my wedding; my mother did. QUESTION: Did you participate in your mother's planning of your wedding? ANSWER: No. My mother is Italian. QUESTION: When did your mother begin to plan your wedding? ANSWER: When I was born. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ QUESTION: Do you know how far pregnant you are right now? ANSWER: I will be three months November 8. QUESTION: Appartently the date of conception was August 8? ANSWER: Yes. QUESTION: What were you and your husband doing at the time? +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ QUESTION: Doctor, what treatment did you give this man? ANSWER: I cleaned the wound, sutured it, and put him in bed with a nurse. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ QUESTION: What is your brother-in-law's name? ANSWER: Borofkin. QUESTION: What is his first name? ANSWER: I can't remember. QUESTION: He's been your brother-in-law for forty-five years and you can't remember his name? ANSWER: No, I tell you, I'm too excited. [Rising from the witness chair and pointing to Mr. Borofkin]: Nathan, for God's sake, tell them your first name! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ QUESTION: Trooper, was the defendent obviously drunk when you arrested her? DEFENSE COUNSEL: Objection, Your Homor. It calls for a conclusion. THE COURT: Sustained. QUESTION: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant were your red and blue lights flashing? ANSWER: Yes, sir. QUESTION: What did she say? ANSWER: "What disco am I at?" ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ QUESTION: Do you recall aproximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Edgington at the Rose Chapel? ANSWER: It was in the eveing. The autopsy started about 8:30 P.M. QUESTION: And Mr. Edgington was dead at that time, is that courrect? ANSWER: No, you dumb asshole. He was sitting there on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
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#1. To: richard9151 (#0)
Good ones!
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