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Title: A New Supermarket
Source: email
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Published: May 12, 2008
Author: unknown
Post Date: 2008-05-12 19:08:14 by James Deffenbach
Keywords: None
Views: 208
Comments: 8

A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you a approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread &cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

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#1. To: James Deffenbach (#0)

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

You should be banned for a week for this.

Sending note to Christine as we speak.

Cynicom  posted on  2008-05-12   19:10:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: James Deffenbach (#0)

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

funny

christine  posted on  2008-05-12   19:11:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: christine, James Deffenbach (#2)

funny

Dont you think James should be banned for a week????

You need to run a tight ship here.

Next time he will be going into the Ex Lax dept. So act now, nip it in the bud. hehehehehe (Barney Fife)

Cynicom  posted on  2008-05-12   19:17:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: James Deffenbach (#0)

You shop at Kroger's, too? :-)

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2008-05-12   20:22:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Cynicom, christine (#1)

You should be banned for a week for this.

Sending note to Christine as we speak.

Yeah, but Christine will see the humor in it.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2008-05-12   20:32:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: christine, Cynicom (#2)

funny

See? Told you.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2008-05-12   20:32:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Cynicom (#3)

Dont you think James should be banned for a week????

You need to run a tight ship here.

Next time he will be going into the Ex Lax dept. So act now, nip it in the bud. hehehehehe (Barney Fife)

LOL!!!

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2008-05-12   20:34:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: who knows what evil (#4)

You shop at Kroger's, too? :-)

shhhhhh.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2008-05-12   20:35:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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