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Title: ALERT: A New Message From Osama Bin Laden Is on the Way
Source: ABC
URL Source: http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/2008/05/alert-a-new-mes.html
Published: May 15, 2008
Author: Staff
Post Date: 2008-05-15 22:38:37 by Horse
Keywords: None
Views: 312
Comments: 31

A radical jihadist Web site has announced that a new message from al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden is forthcoming.
A banner announcing the message says he will address the 60th anniversary of Israel. His message is titled, "The reasons for the struggle in the remembrance of the 60th anniversary of the rising of the occupier nation of Israel."
Developing...
Poster Comment:
There are several possibilities that come to mind:
1) Osama endorses Obama for President.
2) He declares nuclear war on America
3) He dares Israel to invade Lebanon
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#1. To: Horse (#0)
There are several possibilities that come to mind:

4)Osama says Iran is gonna nuke New York City in a few days.

CadetD posted on 2008-05-15 22:41:52 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#2. To: Horse, Critter, Arete, who knows what evil, IndieTX, christine, TwentyTwelve, Wudidiz, FormerLurker, lodwick, angle, Peppa, Artisan, lodwick, all (#0)
Whatever the case that corpse has got to be beyond the stinking stage by now. Did they mummify him for the ongoing PsyOp on the Sucker Class?
What a convenient time for it too.
Israel's 60th Birthday Party is blowing up in their face like a stunt Cigar. It has actually served as occasion to show just how vile the genocidal actions of the Marxist-Zionist State are and have been over those 60 years.
So, methinks this speech from the grave from the great puppet of D.C. PsyOps is to distract from the negative publicity that the Marxist-Zionist State is receiving.
"The difference between an honorable man and a moral man is that an honorable man regrets a discreditable act even when it has worked and he is in no danger of being caught." ~ H. L. Mencken
Original_Intent posted on 2008-05-15 22:45:29 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#3. To: CadetD (#1)
Osama says Iran is gonna nuke New York City in a few days.

My bad, but I hope DC goes up in a mushroom cloud.

Jethro Tull posted on 2008-05-15 22:50:47 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#4. To: Jethro Tull (#3)
My bad, but

Boat coming very close to you...you will blow up now.

CadetD posted on 2008-05-15 22:53:40 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#5. To: CadetD (#4)
hehehehe
the boat better be a Conestoga wagon to reach me :P

Jethro Tull posted on 2008-05-15 22:56:11 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#6. To: Jethro Tull (#5)
hehehehe

Mushroom cloud come to you hill-billies in mountains.

CadetD posted on 2008-05-15 22:58:02 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#7. To: Horse (#0)
1) Osama endorses Obama for President.
2) He declares nuclear war on America
3) He dares Israel to invade Lebanon

4) Osama says screw terrorism and to just let him eat his waffle
“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!” Schweizerische Schutzenseitunt (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
X-15 posted on 2008-05-15 23:08:59 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#8. To: X-15 (#7)
just let him eat his waffle

Osama may not eat pastry from the Great Satan

CadetD posted on 2008-05-15 23:12:37 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#9. To: Jethrot Tull, aristeides (#3)
My bad, but I hope DC goes up in a mushroom cloud.

THREAT ALERT! ;)

christine posted on 2008-05-15 23:13:34 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#10. To: CadetD (#8)
just let him eat his waffle
Osama may not eat pastry from the Great Satan

Swiss Waffles then.
Except how does a moldering corpse eat a waffle?
"The difference between an honorable man and a moral man is that an honorable man regrets a discreditable act even when it has worked and he is in no danger of being caught." ~ H. L. Mencken
Original_Intent posted on 2008-05-15 23:21:50 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#11. To: christine (#9)
My bad, but I hope DC goes up in a mushroom cloud.
THREAT ALERT! ;)

Now that I got the soup kettle on my head what next?
"The difference between an honorable man and a moral man is that an honorable man regrets a discreditable act even when it has worked and he is in no danger of being caught." ~ H. L. Mencken
Original_Intent posted on 2008-05-15 23:22:57 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#12. To: Original_Intent (#10)
Swiss Waffles then.

Yes, Osama prefers Swiss banks with his pastry.

CadetD posted on 2008-05-15 23:25:44 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#13. To: Original_Intent (#2) (Edited)
So, methinks this speech from the grave from the great puppet of D.C. PsyOps is to distract from the negative publicity that the Marxist-Zionist State is receiving.

OI, everytime they trot out OBL, I think of the dead guy in the 'Weekend At Bernies' movie.
So, methinks this speech from the grave from the great puppet of D.C. PsyOps is to distract from the negative publicity that the Marxist-Zionist State is receiving.
I don't know how I missed that, but I did. I'm slacking. I mean geezes.. we've had cyclones, earthquakes, tornadoes, shark attacks, primaries, endorsements, apologies, sinkholes, food shortages, gas gouging, lectures on the imminent threat of global warming, JBT's gone wild, and the Pope tells us it's okay to believe in UFO's. Where have I been? :)

Peppa posted on 2008-05-15 23:28:57 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#14. To: Original_Intent (#11)
hehehehe
i'm teasing ari.

christine posted on 2008-05-15 23:40:27 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#15. To: Peppa (#13)
we've had cyclones, earthquakes, tornadoes, shark attacks, primaries, endorsements, apologies, sinkholes, food shortages, gas gouging, lectures on the imminent threat of global warming, JBT's gone wild, and the Pope tells us it's okay to believe in UFO's.

lol (not to mention internecine forum wars ;)

christine posted on 2008-05-15 23:42:08 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#16. To: Original_Intent (#10)
Except how does a moldering corpse eat a waffle?

When human flesh is scarce, zombies prefer waffles over pancakes 2 to 1.
I shall not vote for evil, lesser or otherwise.
Critter posted on 2008-05-15 23:47:57 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#17. To: Original_Intent (#10)
I do make good waffles. Separate the eggs and whip the whites and everything.
Don't let turtle know I have him on bozo or I'll put you on bozo too!
farmfriend posted on 2008-05-15 23:51:15 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#18. To: christine (#15)
lol (not to mention internecine forum wars ;)

THAT TOO!
The Bozoian Wars of '08.
Yeah, yeah.... 'the question you gotta ask yourself, do I have 20 or 10 slots left in my filter' Muahahahhahahahahahahah... ;)
Donning soup kettle.

Peppa posted on 2008-05-15 23:51:32 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#19. To: Peppa (#13)
OI, everytime they trot out OBL, I think of the dead guy in the 'Weekend At Bernies' movie.

Every time they trot out Osama Ben Goldstein I think of P.T. Barnum.

I don't know how I missed that, but I did. I'm slacking. I mean geezes.. we've had cyclones, earthquakes, tornadoes, shark attacks, primaries, endorsements, apologies, sinkholes, food shortages, gas gouging, lectures on the imminent threat of global warming, JBT's gone wild, and the Pope tells us it's okay to believe in UFO's. Where have I been? :)

There you goooooo again.
"The difference between an honorable man and a moral man is that an honorable man regrets a discreditable act even when it has worked and he is in no danger of being caught." ~ H. L. Mencken
Original_Intent posted on 2008-05-16 0:25:07 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#20. To: christine (#14)
i'm teasing ari.

I kinda figured that, but I can't resist a good straight line. ;-)
"The difference between an honorable man and a moral man is that an honorable man regrets a discreditable act even when it has worked and he is in no danger of being caught." ~ H. L. Mencken
Original_Intent posted on 2008-05-16 0:26:49 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#21. To: Original_Intent (#2)
Israel's 60th Birthday Party is blowing up in their face like a stunt Cigar. It has actually served as occasion to show just how vile the genocidal actions of the Marxist-Zionist State are and have been over those 60 years.

TwentyTwelve posted on 2008-05-16 1:08:10 ET (1 image) Reply Trace Private Reply
#22. To: TwentyTwelve (#21)
If I Was A Terrorist

Ragin1 posted on 2008-05-16 1:17:22 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#23. To: Original_Intent (#2)
...the great puppet of D.C. PsyOps...

It's like a bad cartoon.
"When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won. There have been tyrants and murderers and for a time they seem invincible but in the end, they always fall -- think of it, ALWAYS." ~ Mahatma Ghandi
wudidiz posted on 2008-05-16 1:35:44 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#24. To: CadetD (#12)
Swiss Waffles then.
Yes, Osama prefers Swiss banks with his pastry.

Good judgement too. The Swiss Franc is backed with gold.
"The difference between an honorable man and a moral man is that an honorable man regrets a discreditable act even when it has worked and he is in no danger of being caught." ~ H. L. Mencken
Original_Intent posted on 2008-05-16 1:54:26 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#25. To: Original_Intent. peppa (#19)
OI, everytime they trot out OBL, I think of the dead guy in the 'Weekend At Bernies' movie.
Every time they trot out Osama Ben Goldstein I think of P.T. Barnum.

TwentyTwelve posted on 2008-05-16 2:00:57 ET (1 image) Reply Trace Private Reply
#26. To: Original_Intent (#19) (Edited)
Every time they trot out Osama Ben Goldstein I think of P.T. Barnum.

Well, I'm a little more up to date this morning, and the tube is thick with international crisis... ick.
There you goooooo again.
lol.. sorry.

Peppa posted on 2008-05-16 9:51:56 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#27. To: TwentyTwelve (#25)
Great pic, 20-12 :P

Jethro Tull posted on 2008-05-16 9:59:56 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#28. To: TwentyTwelve (#25)
Hehehe.. the look on that baby's face is something!

Peppa posted on 2008-05-16 10:08:51 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#29. To: Peppa (#18)
'the question you gotta ask yourself, do I have 20 or 10 slots left in my filter' Muahahahhahahahahahahah... ;)

So. Do ya' feel lucky? Well, do ya'....PUNK!?
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IndieTX posted on 2008-05-17 14:11:16 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#30. To: IndieTX (#29)
'the question you gotta ask yourself, do I have 20 or 10 slots left in my filter' Muahahahhahahahahahahah... ;)

So. Do ya' feel lucky? Well, do ya'....PUNK!?

Haaaaa!!!!
I was hoping someone would see that!!! :)

Peppa posted on 2008-05-19 16:25:03 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#31. To: Jethro Tull (#27)

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