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Title: The Obamassiah
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Published: May 20, 2008
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Post Date: 2008-05-20 00:41:09 by X-15
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He is Come! Or so many claim. Senator Barack Obama has been labeled the Messiah, or a Secular Messiah, since in many ways he is either positioning himself as a Savior of the American people, and his devotees are acting in a curious religious fashion. Especially since his Tennessee campaign motto is “Faith, Hope, Change.” Strange no one calls him on his blatant appeal to the Christianists among us. And I can’t help reproducing the Book of The Obamassiah, of unknown authorship (I’ve seen it by several people on different sites, though first at HotAir): The Book of The Obamassiah The Obamassiah shall reveal himself to us by his teachings, which will be the spoken word in the form of the finest silk and silver. Do not fear if the words of the Obamassiah are not at first clear, you need only to hear them and believe. Be not afraid if the feeling of a cool breeze runs up one’s leg. Do not fear if the words of his glory remove you from your senses and fainting occurs. Our savior shall become known to us by the wreath of arugala upon his head and his ears for they shall take the form of the handles of a jug of the finest wine. I. Thou shalt not speak the middle name of the Obamassiah. To do so exposes thine as a racist and it shall not be tolerated. II. Thou shalt not mention past associations of the Obamassiah. To do so exposes thine as a racist. For despite any recent or current friendship his holiness may have with them, he was only a child when they ran afoul of the law. Or he missed that sermon. III. Thou shalt not mention praise of the Obamassiah by murderers and tyrants. To do so exposes thine as a racist, it is a sign that thine has truly lost one’s bearings. IV. Thou shalt not mention the schooling of the Obamassiah at any point in his existence. To do so exposes thine as a racist. V. Thou shalt not question the Obamassiah more than eight times. To do so exposes thine as a racist. For the time of his holiness is of a value beyond your own. VI. Thou shalt not question the past of the Obamassiah family arrival or his birth. To do so exposes thine as a racist. For events in time matter not if they occur differently than his holiness speaks of them. It matters only that you believe. VII. Thou shalt not question the words of the Obamassiah’s spouse. For if her words mirror those of the past associations of his holiness then thine is a racist twice over for the mention of them. (see II) VIII. The purveyors of words to the people shall cast only praise on the Obamassiah. To turn from this exposes thine as a racist and a soldier of the unbeliever and thine should be cast out and lose any source of livelihood. IX. Thou shalt not question the patriotism of the Obamassiah. To do so exposes thine as a racist. For by not displaying any outward love for his land only proves his love for his land. Those unenlightened to the truth, and the light, and the way of the Obamassiah shall cling to armaments and religions other than that of the Obamassiah and will mistrust his glory for they understand it not. This is the word of the Obamassiah. Herendiththelesson 
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#1. To: X-15, Jethro Tull, Peppa, James Deffenbach (#0)
amusing
Some very excellent satire...but is it satire?
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"The difference between an honorable man and a moral man is that an honorable man regrets a discreditable act even when it has worked and he is in no danger of being caught." ~ H. L. Mencken
Barack Obama for president 2008.
Thank you for the ping--I thought I would bust a gut laughing at that.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Alas, Le Bon was right.
If you will go along with me we'll travel with the tide LOLOL!!!!!!!! This is right on.
Funny stuff - thanks for the grins.
Oooooooooooooooh! I think I'm going to faint. Catch me Mable.
"The difference between an honorable man and a moral man is that an honorable man regrets a discreditable act even when it has worked and he is in no danger of being caught." ~ H. L. Mencken
Obama sees himself as the leader or annointed one of the Joshua generation. This is a fundamental aspect of Black Liberation theology. The Moses generation lead the captives out of Egypt but did not enter the promised land. It was Joshua who brought down the walls of Jericho and took the people into the promised land. Black Liberation theology teaches that Martin Luther King like Moses did not live to see the walls that have kept blacks from full participation in white society. Obama clearly sees himself as the Messiah of the Joshua generation who will smash the walls of American and deliver it to the poor and downtrodden and not just blacks. My criicism is as follows: 1) Obama favors Amnesty for Illegal Aliens. Any increase in imported oil will add to the 4.4 billion barrels of oil America must import at $125 a barrel. Suppose as resultof a population increase through immigration we have to import 5 billion barrels a year at $200 a barrel. That will be one trillion dollars a year. In fairness McCain, Hillary and Obama all want to pass Amnesty so they all must think they can bounce worthless trillion dollar checks to get free oil. Conservation and drilling for oil in Alaska will take years to reduce our oil imports. In the meantime we will paper the world with trillions of dollars in bounced checks. The dollar will collapse unless we are willing to commit genocide and steal Arab oil. McCain is on board with mass murder but I doubt that Obama is. I can only conclude that Obama will indeed tear down the walls of American society but he will harm the poor the most. When the dollar collapses, 43,000,0000 Americans on Social Security could see their payments cut in half. And after tax wages will not be sufficient to provide food and shelter for the bootom half of American society. 2) I believe Black Liberation theology has one fundamental flaw. If black people treated each other as they wish whites would, then they would have been in the promised land long ago. You have much more control over your own behavior and emotions than you have over the actions of 300,000,000 other citizens. 3) Obama has benefited from affirmative action. He says he will be America's first African American president. The obly problem is that his mother was white and his father was an Arab. It has been long noted that most of the supposedly black beneficaries of affirmative action at Harvard and the other Ivy League schools are either half white or children of immigrants from Jamaica Powell. If he is to allowed to claim he is black when he is not, the man has serious problems. I refuse to vote for either Obama or McCain. Any candidate cruel enough or stupid enough to favor Amnesty for Illegal Aliens is not on my list of good guys.
The Truth of 911 Shall Set You Free From The Lie
Obama has figured out how to get around the oil problem. His carbon reduction "goals" either set the country back to *1910* or turn it into Belize or Somalia. Belize gets away with it because a large amount of the population lives in the swamp in poverty. McCain/Obama '08 -- Because the next step is Socialism rather than Freedom.
He would not be where he is if he were not 'on board'.
where is there documentation that obama's Kenyan father was an arab? i have seen this referenced a lot, but have seen no actual documentation.
#2. To: mirage, RickyJ, Hayek Fan, Pissed Off Janitor, Kamala, Dakmar, Esso, Ragin1, TwentyTwelve, Original_Intent, ALL (#0)
#3. To: X-15 (#0)
"There is no 'legitimate' Corporation by virtue of it's very legal definition and purpose."
-- IndieTx
#4. To: Ferret Mike, Arator, OH'bummerphiles (#0)
#5. To: Original_Intent (#4)
"Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly." Robert F. Kennedy
#6. To: christine (#1)
Lord Acton
#7. To: IndieTX (#3)
Some very excellent satire...but is it satire?
And I will always keep you on the sheltered side
#8. To: christine (#1)
Our savior shall become known to us by the wreath of arugala upon his head and his ears
#9. To: X-15 (#0)
#10. To: Ferret Mike (#5)
#11. To: christine, X-15, Jethro Tull, Peppa, James Deffenbach, mirage, RickyJ, Hayek Fan, Pissed Off Janitor, Kamala, Dakmar, Esso, Ragin1, TwentyTwelve, Original_Intent (#2)
#12. To: Horse (#11)
Somalia - well, does anyone really need a breakdown on what is going on over there?
#13. To: Horse (#11)
McCain is on board with mass murder but I doubt that Obama is. I can only conclude that Obama will indeed tear down the walls of American society but he will harm the poor the most.
#14. To: Horse (#11)
) Obama has benefited from affirmative action. He says he will be America's first African American president. The obly problem is that his mother was white and his father was an Arab.
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