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Title: Secret Clinton Memo Revealed
Source: www.huffingtonpost.com
URL Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/guy-t ... inton-memo-revea_b_103506.html
Published: May 26, 2008
Author: Guy T. Saperstein
Post Date: 2008-05-26 13:13:53 by Ferret Mike
Keywords: None
Views: 170
Comments: 7

I am a close personal friend of Mark Penn and Harold Wolfson. Recently, I was permitted to read, but not copy, a secret campaign memo co-authored by Hillary and Bill Clinton addressed to their demoralized campaign staff. The memo lays out many possible paths to victory still remaining in the Democratic nomination process for Hillary. My best recollection of this memo is as follows:

1. Assassination is still on the table, but it is only one possibility out of many. In light of the public furor in response to Hillary's assassination comments, for the time being this possibility will be de-emphasized.

2. Astrophysicists are predicting an increase of meteor showers between now and the Democratic Convention. It is possible that a small meteor could hit Barack Obama in the temple at any time.

3. The most common place where people suffer fatal injuries is in their bath tub and shower. Obama is rumored to bathe every day.

4. It has been reported that Obama likes tofu; it is a little-known fact but many people have died choking on tofu.

5. We are engaged in secret conversations with George Bush and Dick Cheney to encourage them to move up the Iran invasion date from mid-October to the first week in August. We will jump all over this issue in support of the invasion and our brave troops. America likes invading other countries. That peacenik wimp Obama won't stand a chance.

6. Obama uses an airplane to fly to many of his campaign appearances. With the soaring price of jet fuel, there is a chance his plane will run out of fuel in-flight. It is not a glider.

7. Obama plays basketball every morning. It is possible, even likely, that he could suffer serious damage to his knees and not be able to walk between now and November without a walker or wheelchair. No one wants a President in a wheelchair. We know there is the precedent of President Franklin D. Roosevelt, but that was before TV.

The Obama campaign only appears to be strong. Obama actually is quite vulnerable, as this memo has made clear. This is no time to feel bad, be nice or stop attacking [pandering to voters is still OK]. We are in this to WIN so stop grousing about the crappy campaign you all think we have run, think like a pit bull, not a poodle, buck up your spirits and your rhetoric and continue to ATTACK!

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#1. To: Ferret Mike (#0)

It's satire, but like all satire there is a bit of truth in there...

PSUSA  posted on  2008-05-26   13:17:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Ferret Mike (#0)

. We are engaged in secret conversations with George Bush and Dick Cheney to encourage them to move up the Iran invasion date from mid-October to the first week in August. We will jump all over this issue in support of the invasion and our brave troops. America likes invading other countries. That peacenik wimp Obama won't stand a chance

that's the one most believable. ;)

christine  posted on  2008-05-26   13:28:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: christine (#2)

It is. The people who killed the Kennedy brothers, MLK Jr. and other people to advance political agenda are no doubt weighing their options.

They don't want someone like Obama in an office were he has the tools to detect and act on the 9-11 false flag operations and these political assassinations, but they know the turmoil that ensued after the King assassination, and I believe they are planning assassination and then a Martial Law declaration allegedly to stop the turmoil nationally from happening.

This would kill two birds with one stone as they would neutralize the danger Obama represents to them, and they would be turning loose the Martial Law gambit to keep Bush in power long enough to better cement the hold they have on this country. Not to mention getting a license to kill targetted people long a thorn in their side.

This piece is humor, but it resonates about likely occurrences this year is a frightening way.


"Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly." Robert F. Kennedy

Ferret Mike  posted on  2008-05-26   13:42:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: All. Arator (#3)

Ping


"Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly." Robert F. Kennedy

Ferret Mike  posted on  2008-05-26   13:43:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Ferret Mike (#0)

We are engaged in secret conversations with George Bush and Dick Cheney to encourage them to move up the Iran invasion date from mid-October to the first week in August.

There is more than an element of truth in this. The Dems would love for Bush to do "something" about Iran, thereby absolving them of any responsibility for it if they win, also allowing them a chance to bash Bush, proclaiming how they would have done things differently, and the most important, by taking it off their hands if he does something.

After all, they're all on board for attacking Iran.

swarthyguy  posted on  2008-05-26   13:46:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Ferret Mike (#4)

LOL.

Hillary's delusionary sense of entitlement is all-consuming. Soon, there will be nothing left of her candidacy (and net worth). And she and Bill will have no one but themselves to blame.

A most fitting end for those two, don't you think?

Check out my blog, America, the Bushieful.

Arator  posted on  2008-05-26   13:52:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Arator (#6)

It is a fitting end and I wish nothing but the worst for these parasitic monsters.


"Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly." Robert F. Kennedy

Ferret Mike  posted on  2008-05-26   13:54:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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