Well, I just got back from my neighborhood barbershop where we once again reviewed the dire consequences of an Obama presidency.
When I walked in I told the "boyz" (I'm the youngest, the oldest was 89) that I was just on the internet explaining how Obama in The White House would show young women that all that stuff their old, racist daddies told them about blacks just isn't true! Yep, I said that once them gals see that blacks can be achievers too, they can find themselves a strapping buck and marry up (or not!) and have some beautiful babies!
Okay, not funny if the silence was any indication, so I tried again.
I changed gears and said "We all know why you fellers don't want a nigra in the White House, and we also know that you're used to bein' bossed around by some old woman so, that's why you don't mind Hillary!'