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Title: Hillary considers General Zod as running mate
Source:
www.chron.com
URL Source: http://www.chron.com/commons/person ... t=personaScript&plckElementId=
Published: May 30, 2008
Author: MichaelDH
Post Date: 2008-05-30 18:00:57 by Ferret Mike
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In a startling manuever aimed at clinching the Democratic Presidential nomination, sources indicate that Hillary Clinton and General Zod are talking seriously about an alliance. General Zod has been running an active grass roots independent campaign for the Presidency, but acknowledges that he has faced challenges getting his message out. That may well change if this partnership materializes. General Zod* brings a robust form of executive management style as a running mate. From his campaign website: *http://www.zod2008.com/ Inside the beltway General Zod is known to have what some call a "fanatical" following, which would assure that Hillary Clinton garnered the support that many say are necessary to her bid for the White House. Privately, the Obama and McCain campaign have denounced the prospect of a Clinton-Zod ticket, saying it is both premature and unholy. They point to the struggles between Zod and Superman as evidence of questionable motives of General Zod for world domination. The McCain camp believes he will favor a drawdown of American troops in Iraq which is "tantamount to surrender", while the Obama campaign points to his dangerous unilateral tendencies as something the American people "cannot afford". Rumors have surfaced that the Obama camp has secured several pieces of the fabled "kryptonite", ostensibly for use against General Zod - though they admit privately that a United Nations Resolution would be required for its usage. Already a number of potential campaign material has been found on the Internet. Clinton is expected to make a joint appearance with General Zod sometime earlier next week, just after the Rules Comittee ruling which many believe will result in many super delegates coming out to support Senator Obama. Will this partnership create a landslide of super delegates switching to Senator Clinton? This is both Clinton, and General Zod's hopes. General Zod is said to already be flying to the homes of super delegates, we can only guess if he is compelling them to kneel before him. A link to the General Zod campaign website: http://www.zod2008.com/
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