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Title: Jodie Sticks With Genius Sperm
Source: SA Suntimes
URL Source: http://www.suntimes.co.za/2001/11/11/backpage/back05.asp
Published: Nov 1, 2001
Author: Unknown
Post Date: 2005-07-10 18:55:07 by YertleTurtle
Keywords: Sticks, Genius, Jodie
Views: 521
Comments: 37

Single actress Jodie Foster's newborn second baby, Kit, has the same sperm donor father as her little boy, Charlie. The anonymous man is tall, handsome and has a genius level intelligence, say friends.

Jodie, 39, was so delighted with Charlie, 3, that she went to the bank and asked to be impregnated with sperm from the same man, a scientist.

She will later tell her children they have the same father.

Foster, who is in a serious relationship with a woman - Cydney Bernard - is talking about having one more child.

An insider said: "Jodie and Cydney want to have babies while they're young enough to chase them around the yard.

Kit was born on September 29. - Planet Syndication

"As Jodie always says, 'We aren't exactly Ozzie and Harriet [the perfect

couple] - but who is? A family is people who love each other'."

A source said: "Charles is a beautiful, smart, loving boy and Jodie is absolutely blown away by him, and by the experience of being a mother. There was no question that she wanted the same anonymous donor to provide sperm when she was ready to get pregnant again.

"This donor is a scientist with a Ph.D, tall and handsome. He has an I.Q of 160 - genius level. Jodie picked him as the father of her first boy after researching the qualifications of other donors at a clinic in the Los Angeles area."

The source went on to tell the U.S. magazine National Enquirer: "Jodie feels that, even though her children may never know who their dad is, they'll know they each have the same parents."

Jodie and Cydney met on the set of the movie Sommersby in 1993. - Planet Syndication

Sheesh. I don't stand a chance. Six foot, blond hair, blue eyes, 135 IQ...if a sperm bank did take me, imagine if I was never chosen! Sniff. -- YertleTurtle

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#2. To: YertleTurtle (#0)

Foster, who is in a serious relationship with a woman...

Looks like any respect that I had for her just blew right out the window.

Sorry to any of you touchy-feely PC faggots out there.

Esso  posted on  2005-07-10   19:24:20 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Esso (#2)

Sorry to any of you touchy-feely PC faggots out there.

I second that motion.....

timetobuildaboat  posted on  2005-07-10   19:30:38 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: timetobuildaboat (#4)

Genius Sperm

Hey, I fit that description. The only trouble is I'm a sort of unemployed genius. Maybe I should sell mine to make some money since none of them want to sleep with me anyway. :-/

BTP Holdings  posted on  2005-07-10   19:45:28 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: BTP Holdings (#9)

Hmmm...how about a T-shirt? "Genius IQ. Will mate for free."

YertleTurtle  posted on  2005-07-10   20:20:56 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#22. To: YertleTurtle (#11)

how about a T-shirt? "Genius IQ. Will mate for free."

ROTFLOL! Now to find one to take me up on it.

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