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Title: Jodie Sticks With Genius Sperm
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SA Suntimes
URL Source: http://www.suntimes.co.za/2001/11/11/backpage/back05.asp
Published: Nov 1, 2001
Author: Unknown
Post Date: 2005-07-10 18:55:07 by YertleTurtle
Keywords: Sticks, Genius, Jodie
Views: 499
Comments: 37
Single actress Jodie Foster's newborn second baby, Kit, has the same sperm donor father as her little boy, Charlie. The anonymous man is tall, handsome and has a genius level intelligence, say friends. Jodie, 39, was so delighted with Charlie, 3, that she went to the bank and asked to be impregnated with sperm from the same man, a scientist. She will later tell her children they have the same father. Foster, who is in a serious relationship with a woman - Cydney Bernard - is talking about having one more child. An insider said: "Jodie and Cydney want to have babies while they're young enough to chase them around the yard. Kit was born on September 29. - Planet Syndication "As Jodie always says, 'We aren't exactly Ozzie and Harriet [the perfect couple] - but who is? A family is people who love each other'." A source said: "Charles is a beautiful, smart, loving boy and Jodie is absolutely blown away by him, and by the experience of being a mother. There was no question that she wanted the same anonymous donor to provide sperm when she was ready to get pregnant again. "This donor is a scientist with a Ph.D, tall and handsome. He has an I.Q of 160 - genius level. Jodie picked him as the father of her first boy after researching the qualifications of other donors at a clinic in the Los Angeles area." The source went on to tell the U.S. magazine National Enquirer: "Jodie feels that, even though her children may never know who their dad is, they'll know they each have the same parents." Jodie and Cydney met on the set of the movie Sommersby in 1993. - Planet Syndication Sheesh. I don't stand a chance. Six foot, blond hair, blue eyes, 135 IQ...if a sperm bank did take me, imagine if I was never chosen! Sniff. -- YertleTurtle
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#1. To: YertleTurtle (#0)
Ah.. so lets just redefine the family.. so we feel OKAY about ourselves LOL
"I've coined new words, like, "misunderstanding" and "Hispanically"." - GW Bush
Looks like any respect that I had for her just blew right out the window. Sorry to any of you touchy-feely PC faggots out there.
Please don't tell John Hinckley...
I second that motion.....
The future is so bright I got to wear shades.
LOL! Sumbitch can bring it on anytime. I don't sleep with a CAR-15 next to me because it's got a pretty shape...which it does, by the way.
I guess we have a good idea which one is the 'butch' in this relationship. I wonder if they do the double dong? Sheesh! Sick, they are.
"But what is Hope? Nothing but the paint on the face of Existence; the least touch of truth rubs it off, and then we see what a hollow-cheeked harlot we have got hold of." Lord Byron
I guess I'm just old-fashioned.
From what I have seen from the latest generation, I would consider that a good thing.....moral relativism ;{
The future is so bright I got to wear shades.
Hey, I fit that description. The only trouble is I'm a sort of unemployed genius. Maybe I should sell mine to make some money since none of them want to sleep with me anyway. :-/
"But what is Hope? Nothing but the paint on the face of Existence; the least touch of truth rubs it off, and then we see what a hollow-cheeked harlot we have got hold of." Lord Byron
That's the wurst (got food on the brain) kind....plenty of time to become an effective rabble rouser or general pain in the ass for the PTB.
The future is so bright I got to wear shades.
Hmmm...how about a T-shirt? "Genius IQ. Will mate for free."
The very fact that he donated his sperm proves to me his real IQ is about half of that. He's an idiot and Jodi is a moron, they would make the perfect couple.
God is always good!
Sorry to any of you touchy-feely PC faggots out there. I don't mind women doinking each other, if that's what turns their crank, but leave the freeking kids out of it, sheeeez! WTF is this world coming to? A family is a MAN and a WOMAN, period! And no appologies from me to the PC faggots. They can go screw. hehehe
Evolution stops when stupidity ceases to be FATAL!!!
Joke is on Jodie, anyway. That sperm is really from Rosie O'Donnell.
You are now past the interesting and important stuff.
If I were looking for a sperm donor I would hope there is more detailed information available than just IQ and physical appearance. I know of more than one good looking person of intellect who is also a total asshole - and I believe personality traits can be genetic, therefore passed along via sperm. For example I knew a kid when I was growing up who had a violent temper and a hair trigger. When I met his father I found out that not only was the kid the spitting image of him physically, but the old man had the same personality. This reminds me of a saying a friend's father used to use when we'd talk about dysfunctional people and families; "Any jerk can have a kid, and that's just the problem - they do."
The Twin studies have shown your contention has some validity. Nature can prove to be a greater influence on the outcome of many of the measurable traits we have. Just don't tell that to a councilor, therapist or a liberal parent. They would be neck deep in that river in Egypt (can't recall the name ;))
The future is so bright I got to wear shades.
Yep, and people who don't realize that are certainly not geniuses.
God is always good!
When you have to jerk to have a kid - there could be problems.
Denial?
In my best Ving Rhames voice from Pulp Fiction....."They are a long way from being geniuses".
The future is so bright I got to wear shades.
Yea, that's the one...indeed!
The future is so bright I got to wear shades.
ROTFLOL! Now to find one to take me up on it.
"But what is Hope? Nothing but the paint on the face of Existence; the least touch of truth rubs it off, and then we see what a hollow-cheeked harlot we have got hold of." Lord Byron
Intelligence in general is an overrated characteristic, imo, while other personality features are often underrated in importance. I think that social skills, the ability to relate to others in an adaptive and positive manner, in most cases, contribute much more to a person's success in life.
There is nothing more pathetic than a GOPher on the defensive.~~Orangedog
That's the conclusion I've come to. I've known people with very high IQs who had no social skills at all. It's almost as if they were autistic, and were almost clueless on how to relate to people.
There are many different areas of intelligence that a standard IQ test does not even test at all. Also an IQ test is only going to be as accurate as the people who are making it up are. Having idiots making up an IQ test that real geniuses fail only proves that geniuses don't think like idiots. People put way too much emphasis on IQ tests anyway, and I am not saying that because I scored badly on it either, unless 140 is bad. :)
God is always good!
yep, charm can go a long way.
There is nothing more pathetic than a GOPher on the defensive.~~Orangedog
this, of course, is considering the individual is at least average to high average intelligence and not a retard. ;)
There is nothing more pathetic than a GOPher on the defensive.~~Orangedog
The average claimed IQ at FreeRetardic is 193, and look at all the good that's done for them. Oops, sorry, I meant to say FreeRepublic. ;)
uh..surely you meant 93?
There is nothing more pathetic than a GOPher on the defensive.~~Orangedog
Claimed IQ.
It was, til I left. Then it dropped to 68. Now the avg IQ here is 387.
Evolution stops when stupidity ceases to be FATAL!!!
If the average claimed IQ is FreeRetard is 193, then mine is right about 500.
Yeah, if the freepers are setting the standard at 193, you'd have to use scientific notation to be able to accurately depict everybody else's. Seems to me that freepers have a world view not much unlike the way my dogs look at birds, bunnies and squirrels. Pretty basic stuff.
with all this brilliance, i need sunglasses when i post here. :P
There is nothing more pathetic than a GOPher on the defensive.~~Orangedog
I could tell Jodie was a lesbian when I saw her in Taxi. She's got androgynous physical characteristics.
There is nothing more pathetic than a GOPher on the defensive.~~Orangedog
I still always wanted to do her though.
Evolution stops when stupidity ceases to be FATAL!!!
I never did. She left me cold, which to me is a warning she's a non-butch lesbian. At least she's not a pool-stick-swinging, tattooed, man-hating, softball-playing crewcut bull dyke!
"As Jodie always says, 'We aren't exactly Ozzie and Harriet [the perfect couple] - but who is? A family is people who love each other'."
#2. To: YertleTurtle (#0)
Foster, who is in a serious relationship with a woman...
#3. To: Esso (#2)
Looks like any respect that I had for her just blew right out the window.
#4. To: Esso (#2)
Sorry to any of you touchy-feely PC faggots out there.
#5. To: lodwick (#3)
Please don't tell John Hinckley...
#6. To: YertleTurtle (#0)
Foster, who is in a serious relationship with a woman
#7. To: timetobuildaboat (#4)
#8. To: Esso (#7)
I guess I'm just old-fashioned.
#9. To: timetobuildaboat (#4)
Genius Sperm
#10. To: BTP Holdings (#9)
Hey, I fit that description. The only trouble is I'm a sort of unemployed genius.
#11. To: BTP Holdings (#9)
#12. To: YertleTurtle (#0)
He has an I.Q of 160 - genius level.
#13. To: Esso (#2)
Looks like any respect that I had for her just blew right out the window.
#14. To: Critter (#13)
#15. To: YertleTurtle (#0)
#16. To: u-89 (#15)
I know of more than one good looking person of intellect who is also a total asshole - and I believe personality traits can be genetic, therefore passed along via sperm.
#17. To: Critter (#13)
A family is a MAN and a WOMAN, period!
#18. To: u-89 (#15)
#19. To: timetobuildaboat (#16)
They would be neck deep in that river in Egypt (can't recall the name ;))
#20. To: RickyJ (#17)
Yep, and people who don't realize that are certainly not geniuses.
#21. To: lodwick (#19)
Denial?
#22. To: YertleTurtle (#11)
how about a T-shirt? "Genius IQ. Will mate for free."
#23. To: u-89 (#15)
#24. To: christine (#23)
Intelligence in general is an overrated characteristic, imo, while other personality features are often underrated in importance. I think that social skills, the ability to relate to others in an adaptive and positive manner, in most cases, contribute much more to a person's success in life.
#25. To: YertleTurtle (#24)
That's the conclusion I've come to. I've known people with very high IQs who had no social skills at all. It's almost as if they were autistic, and were almost clueless on how to relate to people.
#26. To: YertleTurtle (#24)
#27. To: RickyJ, YertleTurtle (#25)
#28. To: christine (#27)
#29. To: Esso (#28)
The average claimed IQ at FreeRetardic is 193
#30. To: christine (#29)
#31. To: christine (#29)
The average claimed IQ at FreeRetardic is 193
#32. To: Esso (#30)
#33. To: YertleTurtle (#32)
#34. To: Critter, YertleTurtle (#31)
#35. To: YertleTurtle (#0)
#36. To: christine (#35)
She's got androgynous physical characteristics.
#37. To: Critter (#36)
I still always wanted to do her though.
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