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Title: Jose and Carlos
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Published: Jul 2, 2008
Author: n
Post Date: 2008-07-02 17:45:51 by christine
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Comments: 6

Jose and Carlos are panhandlers...... They panhandle on different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day.

Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?".

Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say"?
Carlos sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support."

Jose says " No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars"

Carlos says... "So what does your sign say"?

Jose shows Carlos his sign...... It reads, "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico.

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#1. To: christine (#0)

LOL!!

"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams

Rotara  posted on  2008-07-02   17:47:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Rotara (#1)

i did too. ;P

christine  posted on  2008-07-02   17:48:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: christine, *Humor-Weird News* (#0)

LOL! Gotta love it.


"You have delusions of adequacy."

farmfriend  posted on  2008-07-02   17:49:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: ILLEGAL ALIEN GET RICH QUICK SCHEME EXPOSED (#2)

Haaaaaahahahahahaha! Even funnier the 2nd time.

"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams

Rotara  posted on  2008-07-02   17:53:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: christine (#0)

Thanks, I needed that!!

Jethro Tull  posted on  2008-07-02   18:08:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: christine (#0)

:)

She's got stars in her eyes & knots on her knees now
Her crazy grass shift really sways in the breeze now

Tauzero  posted on  2008-07-02   22:41:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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