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Title: Anti-terrorist drill reveals Segway attack plan, legions of embarrassed patrolmen
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URL Source: http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/03/ ... y-attack-plan-legions-of-emba/
Published: Jul 5, 2008
Author: Darren Murph
Post Date: 2008-07-05 11:09:45 by Jethro Tull
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Ah, ha! So, that Chinese S.W.A.T. team we caught ridin' dirty on Segways earlier this week actually had a reason to be carrying on like they were -- they were performing anti-terrorist drills in preparation for security during the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing. Comically enough, the drill was said to be one of "rapid deployment," though we aren't told how many spills were taken when officers tried to actually maneuver one of these things around, aim at a target, pull a brown bag down around their head and keep it from spontaneously reversing. Just one question guys: what's with the tiny guns?
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#1. To: Jethro Tull (#0)
They're carrying TYPE 79 sub machine guns.
"Christian love comes from the barrel of a gun"__apologies to Jeebus and Chairman Mao
Shoot for the computer chip!
Just one question guys: what's with the tiny guns?
#2. To: HOUNDDAWG (#1)
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