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Title: Your new name
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Published: Jul 8, 2008
Author: Captain Underpants
Post Date: 2008-07-08 19:04:00 by farmfriend
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A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family & co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer! The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... So:- 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickle 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
Poster Comment: dumbo frickenbrains At least I have fricken brains!
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = liz ard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = ham ster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lic kin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
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#1. To: farmfriend (#0)
Is that your maiden name?
The topic of racial variation is admittedly disturbing, and in an ideal world might be passed over in silence, but accusations against whites have made such discretion impossible. The right of the accused to present his case includes the right to raise issues that distress his accuser. A plaintiff demanding damages for a broken leg cannot ask at the same time that his leg not be talked about, nor take offense when the defendant presents evidence that the injury was congenital. By claiming harm he opens up the question of why his leg is game. Claiming racial harm has opened the topic of racial differences.
Ridiculous digression ---
Resolve to serve no more, and you are at once freed. I do not ask that you place hands upon the tyrant to topple him over, but simply that you support him no longer; then you will behold him, like a great Colossus whose pedestal has been pulled away, fall of his own weight and break in pieces. De La Boétie
Dorky Battylips I dunno....
It's better than Dinky Picklesquirt.
Big brother know who you are now.
Okay, you win. Did you make that one up or is it really you?
This appears to be an attempt to get some letters of my name. I almost fell for it. If I wanted people to know my name then I would use it here instead of the screen name RickyJ. Just kidding! :) Mine was Farcus Farklehump. So I guess that means I am a farce that farts and humps? How enlightening.
God is always good!
Since I use a couple of different personas in my internet postings, here and in virtual worlds, and also have a RL name, I decided to just throw the rules out and use all three, indiscriminately. And came up with "FluffySnickerBoobie MonkeyGizzard HonkerDoodleNose". I'll be submitting my application for my candidacy for Screaming Lord Sutch's "Silly Party" in the morning.
dumbo frickenbrains
#2. To: farmfriend (#0)
#3. To: farmfriend (#0)
#4. To: Pinguinite (#3)
#5. To: farmfriend (#0)
dumbo frickenbrains
#6. To: Esso (#4)
It's better than Dinky Picklesquirt.
#7. To: farmfriend (#0)
#8. To: RickyJ (#7)
 | Gold and silver are REAL money, paper is but a promise. |
#9. To: Pinguinite (#6)
Made up.
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