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Title: Obama releases list of approved Obama Jokes
Source: [None]
URL Source: http://borowitzreport.com/
Published: Jul 16, 2008
Author: Andy Borowitz
Post Date: 2008-07-16 16:55:30 by Jethro Tull
Keywords: None
Views: 530
Comments: 11

The five jokes, which Sen. Obama said he is making available to all comedians free of charge, are as follows:

1) Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

2) A traveling salesman knocks on the door of a farmhouse, and much to his surprise, Barack Obama answers the door. The salesman says, "I was expecting the farmer's daughter." Barack Obama replies, "She's not here. The farm was foreclosed on because of subprime loans that are making a mockery of the American Dream."

3) A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" Barack Obama replies, "His jockey just lost his health insurance, which should be the right of all Americans."

4) Q: What's black and white and red all over?
Barack Obama: The New Yorker magazine, which should be embarrassed after publishing such a tasteless and offensive cover, which I reject and denounce.

5) A Christian, a Jew and Barack Obama are in a rowboat in the middle of the ocean. Barack Obama says, "This joke isn't going to work because there's no Muslim in this boat."

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#8. To: Jethro Tull, Rotara, Litus, Original_Intent (#0)

"I know! It's hilarious. Bill thought he was the President, too.”

TwentyTwelve  posted on  2009-04-18   22:58:41 ET  (1 image) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

How many Obamas does it take to get a 40' RV past the Kneivel family and across Snake River Canyon?

Dakmar  posted on  2009-04-18   23:06:08 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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