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Title: Mamma Mia! - my review
Source: Me
URL Source: [None]
Published: Jul 19, 2008
Author: Me, Me, Me
Post Date: 2008-07-19 08:41:52 by a vast rightwing conspirator
Keywords: None
Views: 244
Comments: 15

I believe it's one of the greatest movies ever made. You got these 3 aging yentas - aging like in semi-decomposed - literally murdering ABBA's music. I LOVE ABBA and watching and listening to a 90-year old on steroids and in high heels belching 'Dancing Queen (she's only 17)'... holy geriatric mermaids!!! Meryl Streep should be so proud of herself, displaying the musical talent of an elephant and the dancing grace of a cow.

And, to everyone's delight, especially of those great parents taking their little daughter to this great show, there ARE lots of family values being promoted here. Let's enumerate some:

- Merryl Streep graphically showing how a power drill can easily replace a man's... you know what.
- One of the yentas, the ugliest one, grabbing a black kid (teenage?) and screaming in delight about it.
- Meryl's daughter has THREE dads, and loving it.
- On the last minute of her wedding ceremony, she and her to-be groom deciding that... marriage-shmarriage... forget about it... let's go on a cruise!!! - Same daughter, approvingly telling her mom something like... "mother, I don't care if you banged hundreds of men, you're still my mommy".
- Meryl's daughter and her 2 teenage-like girlfriends reading the delightful page of her mother's diary, describing how she was banged by 3 different guys within the space of a night or 2.
- Another old, ugly yenta practically raping one of the middle-aged suspected daddies because, apparently, she was having an itch. - The 3 yentas keeping themselves youthful and energetic by means of some home remedy made with donkey sperm.
- Defining fatherhood as the outcome of an ejaculation.
- One of the 3 possible daddies turning out to be a homo - we see his tattooed buttcheeks more than once - finding happiness and, apparently, a one-night stand at the same time Meryl's daughter happily decides that marriage is not something she should bother with.

I am so glad that this movie was made because it is a great thing at giving everyone the needed moral direction. All parents should be encouraged to take their kids and discuss the great message this great work of art.

Giving the powerful message this movie conveys, PC-13 is much too timid a rating. It suggest a G or maybe a K (as in 'kindergarten') so that all kids can develop a taste for sexual promiscuity, overall moral relativism and mindless hedonism at an early age because... it's never too early for kids to learn the facts of life from their very wise elders.

The movie is highly suited for a Blu-ray release because we need all the high visual resolution we can afford and the finest sound reproduction for this jewel of work of artistic accomplishment.

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#1. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#0)

oh my...you didn't take your kids, did you?

christine  posted on  2008-07-19   9:14:54 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: christine (#1)

Sadly, we had a choice between this and 'The Dark Knight' at the drive-in movie's 2-screens. We thought that TDK was maybe not well-suited for kids so we went the ABBA-way. As a former ABBA fan, I could not imagine anything THIS ugly in an ABBA-inspired movie. I plea guilty for not doing my homework.

Well, I asked the kids of their impressions and... I was glad to hear that they found it boring and uninteresting. I guess middle-aged women in spandex and high heels promoting sexual promiscuity for all are hard to be accepted as role models.

a vast rightwing conspirator  posted on  2008-07-19   9:30:48 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#2)

i'm a huge ABBA fan too. my question is, did they endorse this travesty?

christine  posted on  2008-07-19   9:34:20 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#4. To: christine (#3)

Sadly... Björn Ulvaeus is one of the producers. I know this because I too could not believe that the ABBA's were involved in this in any way and I took the time to watch the end-credits.

a vast rightwing conspirator  posted on  2008-07-19 09:47:10 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: christine (#3)

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ABBA - Mamma Mia, Pricilla, Queen of the Desert

This movie from Australia is one I always thought did Abba justice. ;-)

Ferret Mike  posted on  2008-07-19 10:02:02 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: christine (#3)

i'm a huge ABBA fan too. my question is, did they endorse this travesty?

Most europeans, like with more and more AmeriKans, have no mooring in decency.

So don't be surprised! I'm not! ;-)

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